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auburn fans want to rape people over at Kohl's
Posted on 7/4/25 at 3:50 am
Posted on 7/4/25 at 3:50 am
The auburn fan doesn't quite quote the proverbial phrase correctly but, it's close enough for someone from Lee County.
Raped over at Kohl's
Raped over at Kohl's
This post was edited on 7/4/25 at 3:56 am
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Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:03 am to Lucas Ryan
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rape people over at Kohl's
Kohl’s is the new Krystal. Just need one more K to complete the Alabama trinity.
Posted on 7/4/25 at 5:11 am to Lucas Ryan
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The jokes just write themselves.
You know this person actually graduated since the barn has zero sidewalk fans.
Posted on 7/4/25 at 7:03 am to Rip Torn
Not as dumb as putting your balls on a passed out guy in a Krystal burger
Posted on 7/4/25 at 7:04 am to AlextheBodacious
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Not as dumb as putting your balls on a passed out guy in a Krystal burger
So you prefer to put your balls on the face of a guy who is sober and awake?
Posted on 7/4/25 at 7:16 am to Lucas Ryan
Auburn’s recruiting class will be elite as always under Freeze. We’ll drop massive bags as usual, this time it’s a little delayed.
At the end of the day money talks and it doesn’t matter if the bag was dropped in June or if it came later on down the line in October.
At the end of the day money talks and it doesn’t matter if the bag was dropped in June or if it came later on down the line in October.
Posted on 7/4/25 at 7:19 am to Pastor Mike
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So you prefer to put your balls on the face of a guy who is sober and awake?
Accusing people of being an Aggie is a low blow, sir. Even for this shithole of a board.
Posted on 7/4/25 at 7:47 am to Lucas Ryan
Bama fans are now resorting to trolling using posters from other sites to talk shite. Its fricking pathetic 
Posted on 7/4/25 at 8:12 am to Lucas Ryan
But muh August 1st!!!!1!
Posted on 7/4/25 at 8:29 am to Lucas Ryan
I guess that's their version of saying "loose" when it should be "lose"
Posted on 7/4/25 at 8:31 am to Lucas Ryan
Gotta give him “props” for his malapropism
Posted on 7/4/25 at 8:32 am to AlextheBodacious
You’re fricking dumb. But we do love KFC down here
Posted on 7/4/25 at 8:49 am to Lucas Ryan
Pure genius
Posted on 7/4/25 at 8:55 am to SLCGumpFB25
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The jokes just write themselves.
You know this person actually graduated since the barn has zero sidewalk fans.
I’m going to go out on the world’s shortest limb and say that’s all a part of the schtick, given his username.
Posted on 7/4/25 at 8:59 am to Stidham8
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Auburn’s recruiting class will be elite as always under Freeze.
Auburn recruiting with Freeze hasn't yet been elite. According to On3 industry rankings the 2023 Auburn class was ,#17, the 2024 class was #8, and the 2025 class was #8. So even excluding the first class, #8 is in no way elite. especially when that is 5th (both years) in your conference.
Posted on 7/4/25 at 9:06 am to Lucas Ryan
The joke went over your head and it shows
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Posted on 7/4/25 at 9:06 am to BLG
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#8 is in no way elite.
frick off.
Name the non-state schools ahead of Auburn.
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Posted on 7/4/25 at 9:08 am to BLG
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So even excluding the first class, #8 is in no way elite.
A condom would have prevented you.
Posted on 7/4/25 at 9:15 am to Stidham8
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Auburn’s recruiting class will be elite as always under Freeze.
Auburn should just keep doing what they have been doing. It has been working great. Stay the course, Freeze is the answer.
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