Lucas Ryan
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Magic City |
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| Number of Posts: | 74 |
| Registered on: | 7/2/2025 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Sabans record as LSU coach
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/12/25 at 12:53 am to vidtiger23
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You don’t believe he could have done at the very least what Miles did in 07? Bama fans are legit retarded
This sounds like some Texas slop where their fans always cry about what if. What if Colt's Shoulder wasn't attached to a crybaby loser who sat out the game afraid of losing NFL money because mean Alabama players were hitting him.
Hypotheticals are just that, hypotheticals.
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re: Congrats to Georgia for being tied at 2nd best in bowl wins
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/12/25 at 12:28 am to ugasickem
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Thanks? I guess.
Take it however you want it. I meant it as a compliment. But, if you want to be an a-hole, go for it.
Georgia fans, which had very little to be proud of or to brag about for decades and decades, should not now be too aloof to recognize this is a great stat to own.
re: Sabans record as LSU coach
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/12/25 at 12:25 am to Frac the world
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It took the greatest program of all time to realize his true potential, it’s that simple. He took LSU as far as he could, 1 title. But at the Capstone, we took him to the moon.
Agree. The culture at LSU was rotten and Saban was sick of them and their bullshite when he left.
Congrats to Georgia for being tied at 2nd best in bowl wins
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/12/25 at 12:19 am
Georgia, which many people don't realize, is tied at second place in all-time bowl wins with 37 victories. Southern California also has 37 wins.
re: Your nightly BK post
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/12/25 at 12:12 am to Frac the world
The sun even knows Brian Kelly is gay. :lol:
re: Sabans record as LSU coach
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/11/25 at 10:43 pm to PurpleSingularity
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lol…it’s fun to be sensational— but you are either poor, uneducated, or extremely sedentary.
You don’t live in a neighborhood better than I do, and I personally know many people from Alabama who moved here to work and make a life.
I can’t wait to kick your arse this year.
You didn't graduate high school, you live in a motel in South Side Bottom, have no friends, and know exactly zero persons who have moved from Alabama to Baton Rouge to make a life.
Everything you have written in your response was a complete fabrication and you are a disappointment to your family, who long ago disowned you.
re: Sabans record as LSU coach
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/11/25 at 10:08 pm to RTRnFlorida
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I was always under the impression the greatest coach of all time had a better record at LSU. He lost 16 games in 5 seasons and was 3-2 in bowl games. For essentially every two games he won he lost one, in the SEC. What gives? They’ve won the SEC twice in 17 years. Why aren’t you better at football?
Saban's problems in Baton Rouge had mostly to do with the unreasonable expectations of their delusional fan-base.
Also, the city of Baton Rouge is a total shitwad of nastiness and no normal human beings want to spend any meaningful time there.
Try to imagine a mud-puddle filled with sewage that is filled with retarded, mutant, crap eating frogs and that is what Baton Rouge is like.
If Baton Rouge was a place where human beings felt comfortable living, Saban would have done much better there.
re: Our Lady of the Lake is going to have the naming rights for LSU’s new basketball arena!
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/11/25 at 9:52 pm to tigerbait2010
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How is this board going to cope knowing our new arena will be built through blood money?
Feels good
There is also going to be a memorial for all the children murdered so LSU atho-LetEs could have money to hit the clubs with outside the new arena.
The memorial is going to be in a wall form with pictures of the dead children displayed. I'm almost certain that LSU fans will turn the memorial into a spitting wall but, it is a nice gesture for the children anyway.
re: The SEC's first homosexual head coach
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/10/25 at 11:44 pm to captdalton
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This really is solid work. You can tell from how much the LSU fans hate it.
Thanks, Capt.
There is a certain amount of guilt I feel about threads like this. First of all, catching LSU fans is like catching fish in a stocked pond at feeding time when the food comes down the chute into the water.
You feel good about catching the fish, but later you feel like you didn't really accomplish anything and on top of that, you had to pay for the fish you caught.
You feel a little bit of guilt about how you caught them. It's probably what it feels like when someone shoots ducks on water; it's not fair.
I mean, if Kelly wasn't really gay, they wouldn't care about this thread. They know that he is though. If Alabama had a homosexual coach and other fans were ridiculing him, I guess I would feel bad.
That makes me feel a little guilty too.
re: 120K stolen from Dallas Turner
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/10/25 at 10:40 pm to captdalton
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My favorite part of that whole sequence was Brian Kelly sending Daniels right back on the field afterwards when he didn’t even know what time zone he was in.
Luckily for Daniels they called time out and sent him to the injury tent
I imagine that modern Bama fans feel about the hit on Daniels by Turner like the olden ones felt about the hit by Cornelius Bennett on Steve Beuerlein back in the long forgotten times that they are always talking about.
I've never heard the olden ones talk about how Notre Dame fans turned into crying bitches for years and years about the hit though.
Notre Dame players and fans were probably just a lot tougher than LSU fans and players.
re: Amazing ON3 Update of auburn Recruiting Rankings
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/10/25 at 7:18 pm to JCinBAMA
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They are some poor bastards
'Ole YellaWood is just about sick of them.
It ain't the same good old boys like Dye that used to go skinny dipping with him while losing their pants in Lake Martin.
Times have changed. He doesn't feel like he is getting his money's worth any longer.
re: Amazing ON3 Update of auburn Recruiting Rankings
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/10/25 at 5:10 pm to Old Money
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i thought Freezus was leading them to greener pastures
Freezus has two things on his mind: Golf And Hookers!
re: Amazing ON3 Update of auburn Recruiting Rankings
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/10/25 at 4:32 pm to GeauxBurrow312
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Maybe they get lucky like Ole Miss, more likely they end up Nebraska whose been wandering for 2 decades
Yeah, they are done. They had a sparse few moments in time when they shined over the years.
Overall, they have always been a relative unknown. It's a hick culture that prevails down there surrounded by cow pastures and Opelika.
When you get there it's like, is this it? Is this weird culture of country bumpkin pretending to be highly moralistic intellectuals all there is? It is about as fake and odd feeling as can be imagined.
Creepy is a good way to describe the whole scene/atmosphere and they literally worship trees as deities. If you stay too long, it's very easy to start imagining you are on the set of a horror movie.
re: The SEC's first homosexual head coach
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/10/25 at 3:26 pm to Frac the world
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That's great, Frac. Well done.
re: Amazing ON3 Update of auburn Recruiting Rankings
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/10/25 at 3:18 pm to mwlewis
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They will bounce back. Remember how bad they were in 2012? I don't think we will ever witness a team as bad as they were.
I don't see it happening. They are too stupid to change. The coaches come and go, but the structure and atmosphere remain the same.
They simply don't have the motivation to improve anything. Gradually, they are losing interest in football altogether.
re: Amazing ON3 Update of auburn Recruiting Rankings
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/10/25 at 3:06 pm to TDsngumbo
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I actually sort of feel bad for Auburn. They haven't had a really good year since the Cam Newton year. I want to play them on an annual basis again and I want them to be good again.
It's hard for me to feel sorry for them because of the non-human characteristics of their fans. It's not hard to miss the rivalry though.
I doubt that will ever be the same again. auburn is a wash-out has been of a team that will never resurrect itself.
Amazing ON3 Update of auburn Recruiting Rankings
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/10/25 at 2:53 pm
re: The SEC's first homosexual head coach
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/10/25 at 2:27 pm to PrattvilleTiger
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For all the gay-bashing on this site, I can tell you there are former Auburn, Alabama and Tennessee players who were All-SEC players, that are gay.
That's cool. As a gay person yourself, could you tell us how gay B. Kelly is on a scale of 1 to super gay?
re: The SEC's first homosexual head coach
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/10/25 at 1:59 pm to i am dan
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That's AI right???
No. It's just a simple background image from Pixabay.
The gay guy actually rode a mechanical bull, so all I had to do was remove the background from the real image and superimpose the gay person on top of the background image.
It took about 45 seconds in total.
re: The SEC's first homosexual head coach
Posted by Lucas Ryan on 7/10/25 at 5:37 am to AwgustaDawg
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There have probably been a few WBB and Softball coaches in the SEC who were gay long before Brian Kelly came to LSU....
Right. I should have said the first homosexual head football coach in the SEC.
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