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Is LSU the MiG 25 Foxbat of College Sports?

Posted on 2/22/25 at 12:33 pm
Posted by Ptins944
Member since Jan 2019
2012 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 12:33 pm
The Mig-25 Foxbat was the highest flying (125,000 ft), and one of the fastest airplanes (Mach 3.2) ever built. The planes high performance capabilities was such that the engines and airframes had to be replaced/repaired after only a few flights and the planes were de-rated to a lower performance to stay operational.

Seems like LSU pushes all their chips in the middle for a mad dash to the top, only to have a long descent back to where they started, until they can save and cheat and build and steal their way back for another sprint.

Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
111812 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 12:37 pm to
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Seems like LSU pushes all their chips in the middle for a mad dash to the top,


UT throws all that money at their program and can't reach the top...
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
22426 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 12:41 pm to
How many football nattys do you have since 2003?
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
1357 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 12:42 pm to
How do you know Texas spends any more money on its programs than anyone else?

That said, LSU has really punched above its weight. They've made the best of a bad situation, being located in such a poor shithole state and all. Couldn't imagine having to live in Louisiana and not having the occasional sports success to distract you from your 3rd world lifestyle.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
111812 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 12:45 pm to
A shame some poor, shithole state is still able to have more recent success in college sports than Texas. I guess all those Mexicans and CA transplants don't offer much advantage.
Posted by geauxbrown
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
22426 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 12:52 pm to
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That said, LSU has really punched above its weight. They've made the best of a bad situation, being located in such a poor shithole state and all


Little Matty M is still melting over 2019.
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
1357 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 12:53 pm to
Hey man, I was paying you guys a compliment.
Posted by TexasOnTop
Member since Nov 2023
5291 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 1:17 pm to
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UT


Tenner has money?
Posted by UnclePat76
McHenry County Illinois
Member since Sep 2004
3310 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 1:23 pm to
Texans couldn’t even defend their own state against the Mexicans. Had to call for out of state help.
Posted by Gnash
Cypress, Tx
Member since Oct 2015
7549 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 2:10 pm to
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until they can save and cheat and build and steal their way back for another sprint.

quote:

Favorite team: Texas

Posted by Leopold
Columbia
Member since Sep 2013
1240 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 6:24 pm to
The U.S. didn't truly understand what the Foxbat was and what it was designed for until Belenko handed it over and we were able to get our hands on it and uncover it for ourselves.

We thought it was an air superiority fighter that was going to allow the Soviets to compete with and possible dominate the most modern of American aircraft due to its high-end capabilities.

In reality it was a quick fix answer in the form of an interceptor whose job it was to take off, take one shot at an American fighter whose invaded their airspace, land, and refuel. It just so happened to have super high-end capabilities due to the ingenious idea of wielding two superpowered engines to one plane to give it an advantage over other jets, albeit one limited in range.

What I described to you isn't LSU.

What I described to you is Oklahoma, who we thought was going to be competitive, but in reality isn't going to dominate this conference in anything, and this year that American who invaded their airspace happened to be Alabama.

You're welcome.
This post was edited on 2/22/25 at 6:28 pm
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
15370 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 6:29 pm to
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steal their way back
What would ever give you the idea LSU would steal in order to be competitive?
Posted by Murph4HOF
A-T-L-A-N-T-A (that's where I stay)
Member since Sep 2019
15370 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 6:31 pm to
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Leopold
My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12916 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 6:49 pm to
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In reality it was a quick fix answer in the form of an interceptor whose job it was to take off, take one shot at an American fighter whose invaded their airspace, land, and refuel. It just so happened to have super high-end capabilities due to the ingenious idea of wielding two superpowered engines to one plane to give it an advantage over other jets, albeit one limited in range.



"In reality" the foxbat was an interceptor designed to take down high-flying US spyplanes like the U2, not to intercept invading fighter planes, hence the altitude ceiling and Mach 3+ capability.

It was a dump-truck with big engines. Too heavy, not maneuverable at all, and easy to kill from a below-horizon attack vector, to which it was completely blind.

In other words, it was a useless piece of shite with big engines that sounded and looked impressive. Like your team last year.
Posted by Leopold
Columbia
Member since Sep 2013
1240 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 6:53 pm to
That's exactly how the Soviets would answer.

Well done, comrade.
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
33234 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 6:54 pm to
I upvoted without reading OP. Creative analogy points
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
12916 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 6:57 pm to
Well it's factual, which I'm sure triggers you.

Congrats on having a winning season for once, at something. Talk about "one shot".
This post was edited on 2/22/25 at 7:05 pm
Posted by RTRnFlorida
Member since Mar 2024
1235 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 7:12 pm to
Most UT folks don’t have a lot of money. It’s a very few billionaires that give the money there. Most longhorns work for Aggies.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
35462 posts
Posted on 2/22/25 at 7:23 pm to
Soooooooo, the Longhorns are the French Army of 1940, I guess? Living off of past glories. Expensive to maintain. A culture full of undeserved arrogance.
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