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Week 3 Haiku thread

Posted on 9/12/24 at 7:39 pm
Posted by STATEofMIND
Member since Oct 2012
4834 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 7:39 pm
Best Haiku about your team at this point


Where the hell is D
Lebby is deer in headlights
Long season ahead
Posted by kilo
Suck Our Yankee
Member since Oct 2011
28447 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 7:42 pm to
Mississippi st falls
To Arizona State's might
Defeat stings tonight
This post was edited on 9/12/24 at 7:43 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
12x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
49190 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 7:43 pm to
Blocking? frick is that?
Milroe can’t read defenses
Saban gone too soon
Posted by BigBro
Member since Jul 2021
17308 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 7:45 pm to
To the Nazi mods
ASU beat MSU
just fricking last week

opponent’s matter
as does strength of schedule
You are a dumbass.
Posted by lastfan
Houston
Member since Nov 2015
8678 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 7:46 pm to
Our running game sucks
Our defense will get better
Refrigerator
Posted by Gator5220
Member since Aug 2010
4364 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 7:51 pm to
Napier is dumb
He likes the french fried taters
Slingblade is our coach
Posted by STATEofMIND
Member since Oct 2012
4834 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

Slingblade is our coach



“Coach Napier, why is the team is struggling early?”




Posted by Arkapigdiesel
Faulkner County
Member since Jun 2009
14650 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 8:29 pm to
Hogs skull copulate
Uh oh here comes second half
Shitting down both legs
Posted by At the Lake
Grand Lake O' The Cherokees
Member since Jul 2021
81 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 8:34 pm to
Offensive struggles
Injury bug is biting
Tulane take the points
Posted by BigScoreboard
Member since May 2021
1608 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 9:26 pm to
We told y'all in May
We told y'all in the summer.
See what we told y'all?
Posted by five_fivesix
Huge, Well Licked
Member since Aug 2012
14111 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 9:31 pm to
Kalen is OK

L S U is gay, OK

frick yo ma ma, bitch
Posted by five_fivesix
Huge, Well Licked
Member since Aug 2012
14111 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 9:34 pm to
that’s actually pretty good

frick you
Posted by 18mph
Corinth, MS
Member since Apr 2014
299 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 9:44 pm to
Dart close to perfect
Portal Defense is improved
Kiffin still tweeting
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
129921 posts
Posted on 9/12/24 at 9:51 pm to
Don't lower your head
Dreams of rings are now long gone
A pointless last drive
Posted by iglass
North Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
3034 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 12:11 am to
Ain't worried at all
Alabama will be fine
(but check back next week).
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
20885 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 5:35 am to
Tennessee Kent State
I don't know when kickoff is
Vols win by fiddy

Posted by Monsusta
#1 Rant User 2023-24
Member since Oct 2023
2815 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 6:51 am to
Aggy ghey butt sex
Male cheerleaders own their show
Draggieland they host

Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
20285 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 7:23 am to
Milroe drops the snap,
DeBoer sighs, "Just run with it!"
Fans hold their breath tight.
Posted by MizzouAntler
Member since Sep 2012
946 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 8:26 am to
quote:

We told y'all in May We told y'all in the summer. See what we told y'all?

You tell us each year
And then your hard games begin
Is this year the same?

Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4478 posts
Posted on 9/13/24 at 8:35 am to
Hogs off to hot starts
Run up the score then don't run
And then don't fin...
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