Alabama - NIL broke your program and made Saban quit. You got lucky last year against Georgia then couldn't make a block against some slow, dim witted mid-westerners from Michigan. Boom roasted.

Texas - Your stadium is a vagina and your coach is an alcoholic. Boom, roasted.

Oklahoma - Your wagon tips over and you're a softball school and you have to cheat to win at that sport. Boom, roasted.

Ole Miss - You wear sissy blue, no one remembers the last time you were relevant, your state is poor and fat, and your coach is most known for banging co-eds. Boom, roasted.

Moo St - The only thing you have in life is a cow bell. Boom, roasted.

South Carolina - the only glimmer of hope you ever had was with two coaches that used you for a retirement soft landing. Also, Lindsey Graham sucks and you're still paying for Will Muschamp. Boom, roasted.

Kentucky - You're never going to win anything in football. Your stadium is from the Mountain West and is named after a grocery store. No one cares about you. You're adopted. Boom, roasted.

Georgia - Spurrier's bitch. You still have PTSD from his tenure. Boom, roasted.

Arkansas - Your coach has tits and your best SEC team couldn't even hold onto a football in 1998 bringing shame to the conference, and your baseball team can't catch a foul ball, again bringing shame to the conference. Boom, roasted.

LSU - Your prized possession is a reputation of being black out drunk for night games and a lackluster night game home record that doesn't live up to the hype. In 2019 you put 5 elite players in the pattern, in 2024 you don't have 5 elite players on the roster. Your coach got someone killed and rubs booty with recruits. Boom, roasted.

Missouri - You never belonged. Your coach's name is Eli, and he looks like a fat high school kid in the video game club. Boom, roasted.

FSU - You lost to Ga Tech overseas; Bobby Bowden was too much of a coward to join the SEC and coached for 10 yrs not knowing a single player's name. "Look at number 43 carry that ball". Boom, roasted.

Auburn - Your program gets yanked around by a fatass that puts yellow stickers on pieces of wood and your current coach's only dreams in life are to bring a winner to Mississippi and having hookers on speed dial. Boom, roasted.

Vandy - Boom, roasted.

A&M - Your coach is the twin of Missouri's coach and the culture at your school revolves around some homoerotic club of make-believe military people. Boom, roasted.

Tennessee - You have the worst record against rivals of any big school in the nation for this entire century, Phil stabbed your best and most honorable coach in the back and Heupel has tiny hands, and you still don't have a defense, which hasn't been seen in Knoxville in over 20 years. Boom, roasted.

Yeah, I'm salty after the Miami game. I got suckered into thinking Napier might be better. I shun college football and only watch close games now, but yesterday I gave it a shot and watched a good bit of that game. I got suckered into watching a good bit of the FSU game last year, and each time, Droopy just saunters around the field, with no emotion, and surprise surprise the team plays like the coach. Then I have to watch our school president, no doubt dazzled by the bright colors and loud sounds in the stadium, shake Droopy's hand as he walks off the field, as if the school didn't just get humiliated on national TV.

A player said, "this one game doesn't define us"...well, it kind of does, because this is what fans have come to expect and the entire nation watched that abomination in the most prestigious time slot of the day. Stay close and blow it or show up and look like a bag of hammered out assholes from the start. PFF said they'd never seen a more unprepared team last year. Anyone remember the bowl game against Oregon St? UF needed a field goal with 30 seconds left to keep a streak of over 435 games without being shut out. Against Oregon St. How about putting multiple players on the field at once, wearing the same number? Or multiple times not getting lined up or having enough players on the field? UF had multiple OL coaches, but not a single person there to get special teams guys lined up on the sideline to go in the game. Now special teams gets out there with the right number of people and the OL can't protect the QB.

Napier is 11-14.
Scott Stricklin is the worst AD in the nation for any major university and covered up mistreatment of female athletes and hired a soccer coach that called the players fatties. He could have fired Dan Mullen with zero buyout but extended him with a massive raise during a pandemic when people were struggling to not get fired or laid off, then got rid of Mullen the following year with a massive, unmitigated buyout. Oh, and coaching expenses shot up by tens of millions the year he finally got rid of Mullen, costing the school tens and tens of millions. Stricklin is more like a saboteur than an athletic director. This is what happens when you hire someone from Moo St.

And the school president is apparently some autistic guy with no understanding of numbers, scores, records, or how important sports are at a place like Florida. Instead, it's "look at our academic ranking" which is meaningless. At research universities it's 'f dem kids' and all the emphasis is on research output and research dollars. That doesn't make for a good education. These rankings mean nothing.

I long for the days when we competed with FSU for #1 party school in the nation and actually won some football games and looked like the coaches were competent. The quality of the education was very good and UF produced graduates that ran the state of Florida. Now it's a highly ranked club of elites that tried to destroy the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, that look down on the locals, and are steadily eroding what was once the best athletic department in the nation and an excellent football program.

There is nothing that rivals the atmosphere on a big campus, with a big time program, during the week of a big game. I'm thankful I got to experience that with Spurrier. Today's students will never live with that excitement and they have no idea what they're missing.

Ok, I'm over it now.