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re: OU Athletics Announces “Oklahoma Sooner Schooner Roadshow” Tour of SEC Country

Posted on 3/10/24 at 7:33 am to
Posted by BigTastey
Middle Georgia
Member since Feb 2019
3435 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 7:33 am to
….. is Aubie 11 time National Champion of NCAA mascots.
Posted by turnpiketiger
Southeast Texas
Member since May 2020
9548 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 9:15 am to
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None of us are going to make any more money from them joining


You’re an idiot if you believe this. You do realize that these two are top 5 brands that print money? It’s the biggest expansion any conference has ever seen. They’re already two of the top brands in the SEC without a doubt.

Yall act like it’s some scrubs we’re adding who have no history. I.e Mizzou, A&M, Arkansas and SC.
Posted by WoodyOrnamental
Member since Sep 2021
967 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 9:25 am to
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That thing wont make it out of Baton Rouge in one piece.


It’ll get held up at the first light it stops at.
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
2297 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 9:27 am to
Damn, them gals have got some big arse feet.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
8632 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 9:50 am to
Thicc



But better than this

This post was edited on 3/10/24 at 9:54 am
Posted by Gunny Hartman
Member since Jan 2021
422 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 11:48 am to
When they visit Baton Rouge they will wind up with the schooner on blocks and some hood rat in a 90s vintage Impala will drive by with giant wooden wheels. Also, watch out for the piss balloons.
Posted by Gunny Hartman
Member since Jan 2021
422 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 11:50 am to
That’s what they thought in the Big 10 when they added Nebraska.
Posted by Gunga Din
Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2020
1486 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 11:51 am to
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Well to be honest they did a piss poor job of advertising as this news just came out a day before their Arky visit. Hopefully they do a better job going forward. I have yet to find a schedule either.



I'm sorry but as an OU grad I feel like this was a really dumb idea. I appreciate the Rufneks and Lil Sis' group for taking care of the ponies and the wagons and doing their thing on game days.

But ambassadors they are not.
Posted by bamameister
Right here, right now
Member since May 2016
14355 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 11:51 am to
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If you’re gay you’ll be first to post the famous tipped over schooner. Not that it’s ever been posted before.


That would be you dude. But now that you did bring it up, it was lame.
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles, California
Member since Oct 2020
7299 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:17 pm to
Go Sooners! BEAT Texas!! Beat'em EVERY YEAR!!






Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
11054 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 12:30 pm to
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Wow! You proved me wrong....look at all of those hog fans who came out to welcome your wagon. ??


The Schooner isn't on tour to attract or interact with students or crowds. Everything about, and around, the Schooner and the ponies is tightly controlled and it's clearly obvious the "tour" is really just a series of Schooner photo-ops on SEC campuses.
This post was edited on 3/10/24 at 1:15 pm
Posted by OU_Fan
Fort Riley
Member since Dec 2014
763 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 1:09 pm to
Best mascot in college football, change my mind.
Posted by 49 to nada
In aggy and gooner heads, rent free
Member since Sep 2023
1216 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 4:50 pm to
JFC...this will be worse than the aggy billboards. *Facepalm*
Posted by 49 to nada
In aggy and gooner heads, rent free
Member since Sep 2023
1216 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 5:00 pm to
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The Schooner isn't on tour to attract or interact with students or crowds. Everything about, and around, the Schooner and the ponies is tightly controlled and it's clearly obvious the "tour" is really just a series of Schooner photo-ops on SEC campuses.
Explain to me how your mascot is a "sooner" (another name for the trailer trash who rushed in to steal land from native Americans) yet you have some gay dude dressed up as a horse? Ponies are already taken, SMU grabbed that over 100 years ago.
Posted by Oklahomey
Bucksnort, TN
Member since Mar 2013
5040 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 5:16 pm to
Texas has way more trailer trash than any other state in the nation. And don’t even start with how our people dress. Your people dress like Howdy Doody.

The horses will need somewhere to take a giant crap. Austin is one big liberal toilet. That is the perfect place.
Posted by Sooner1984
Boone's Farm, Texas
Member since Jan 2017
455 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 5:30 pm to
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So y'all make your thick ginger women and dark skinned women run beside the covered wagon rather than ride inside with the wipipo?

Interesting.


They have to be able to change a flat in under 30 seconds.

Nascar-approved.
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
11054 posts
Posted on 3/10/24 at 6:18 pm to
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Explain to me how your mascot is a "sooner" (another name for the trailer trash who rushed in to steal land from native Americans) yet you have some gay dude dressed up as a horse? Ponies are already taken, SMU grabbed that over 100 years ago.


Did a bunch of ancient honkies cross a land bridge 40,000 years ago to inhabit state the state of TX or somethin'?

Pretty sure all 50 states were stolen from their indigenous tribes, including yours, cochise.

I don't know any Sooner fans who recognize the clown in the furry horse costume as our "mascot". Our "mascot" is and has always been, the Schooner and the ponies.

PS: SMU are called the Mustangs, and their University was founded 21 years after the UofO.
This post was edited on 3/10/24 at 6:59 pm
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
8632 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 12:37 pm to
Made it to Mizzou today







Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
25674 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 12:53 pm to
Nothing but photo ops in iconic SEC school campus locations...

Self flagellation by and for ou fans at best.

Pitiful...
Posted by Dallaswho
Texas
Member since Dec 2023
966 posts
Posted on 3/11/24 at 1:03 pm to
So it looks like Lexington would be next followed by Knoxville and USCe. That would put Austin last. I guess CoMo and College Station haven’t seen these guys in over a dozen years, but I figure they need no introduction in Austin.
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