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What a year for bama athletics

Posted on 1/2/24 at 4:08 pm
Posted by Debacle Grand Isle
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Member since Dec 2023
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Posted on 1/2/24 at 4:08 pm
1. Basketball coach and entire athletic department ignored a capital murder in order to win late season SEC games.  Team gifted the easiest path of all time to the championship game in the NCAA tournament but instead completely crumbles against a a mid-major in the sweet 16.  In all of the history of mankind Alabama has still yet to make a final four.
2. Baseball coach caught placing bets against his own sorry arse team.  If not for the whole murder thing in bullet 1 this would have gotten a lot more play.
3. Lets revisit the basketball murder thing where the head coach decided to say his player who brought a murder weapon to a capital murder scene at the request of one of the capital murderers (also a player for Bama) was actually just "in the wrong place at the wrong time".
4. Honestly no one cares about softball but their all time great pitcher actually sucked (a lot).
5. Milroe the DILDOE decided to hero ball a 4th and 3 then sulked off to the locker room when it somehow didn't work.  He was not gifted the heisman as he specifically requested after miraculously beating an abysmal 6-7 Auburn team.  The DILDOE also got punked by Bill Obrien of all people in this saga.  This guy is such a DILDOE.
Posted by Legionfield
Alabama
Member since Nov 2009
2606 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 4:09 pm to
Dude….nobody cares or thinks you are a Bama fan.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 1/2/24 at 4:09 pm to
How about use a fricking paragraph break, guy who registered two weeks ago and definitely isn’t an alter.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28670 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 4:10 pm to
We do love the obsession.

All these obsessed posts constantly remind us we are still the gold standard, fam.

Keep at it, champ!
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
25684 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 4:13 pm to
Gotdamn...
Posted by CharlotteSooner
Member since Mar 2016
11217 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 4:17 pm to
Hello, LSU
Posted by N8 GOATS
Member since Feb 2023
98 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 4:39 pm to
Hi depickle I would just like too say thank’s for mentioning JAMME JINOE it was a shame that bradnon mallard shot her in the b**b’s she dident deserve that she should still be here on this earth takeing care of her child its not fare that meuller was able to murder her in cold blood and keep playing basketball I hope she’s playing basketball in heaven with JESUS
Posted by genuineLSUtiger
Nashville
Member since Sep 2005
73180 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 4:40 pm to
Finally, a realistic Bama fan on this board. Tells it like it is.
Posted by white beans
Member since Sep 2009
5645 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 4:41 pm to
quote:

gibs me da hyman


^^
Posted by MrAUTigers
Florida
Member since Sep 2013
28313 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 5:53 pm to
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
18039 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 5:57 pm to

Excellent points Isle of Grandness
Posted by sonuvapitcher
Member since Aug 2008
1762 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

Debacle Grand Isle


Wow the REC is losing control of the Bama fan base. They are turning on Nick
Posted by Radio One
Yoknapatawpha County
Member since Sep 2023
2257 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:10 pm to
This is a good end of year wrap

Thanks.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
10282 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 9:56 pm to
That’s why all that jazz you typed is just dubbed the “tDecline” to paraphrase bama athletics.
Posted by Diego Ricardo
Alabama
Member since Dec 2020
6023 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 10:17 pm to
“Dildoe”

Are you 13 years-old?
Posted by Fanatic4U
Member since Dec 2023
675 posts
Posted on 1/2/24 at 10:24 pm to
Well said. Bama is just a shitty school in every shape and form
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
8642 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 6:24 am to
Didn't read but assume it's true and congrats.

Your cheerleaders are still middling, though.
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4228 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 7:43 am to
I don't even hate Bama but I am liking this guy...just stay the frick away from UGA.
Posted by cmayes56
Alabama
Member since Oct 2015
2852 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 4:05 pm to
quote:

1. Basketball coach and entire athletic department ignored a capital murder in order to win late season SEC games. Team gifted the easiest path of all time to the championship game in the NCAA tournament but instead completely crumbles against a a mid-major in the sweet 16. In all of the history of mankind Alabama has still yet to make a final four.
2. Baseball coach caught placing bets against his own sorry arse team. If not for the whole murder thing in bullet 1 this would have gotten a lot more play.
3. Lets revisit the basketball murder thing where the head coach decided to say his player who brought a murder weapon to a capital murder scene at the request of one of the capital murderers (also a player for Bama) was actually just "in the wrong place at the wrong time".
4. Honestly no one cares about softball but their all time great pitcher actually sucked (a lot).
5. Milroe the DILDOE decided to hero ball a 4th and 3 then sulked off to the locker room when it somehow didn't work. He was not gifted the heisman as he specifically requested after miraculously beating an abysmal 6-7 Auburn team. The DILDOE also got punked by Bill Obrien of all people in this saga. This guy is such a DILDOE.


1. Basketball team won both the regular season and tournament championship of the SEC.. Pretty good year

2. Baseball coach was fired.. team played better, had a decent year despite the HC.

3. The Basketball murder thing.. Brandon Miller hasn't been charged with shite.. He's having a good rookie season. In this country people are innocent until proven guilty.

4. Agreed.. I don't care about womens sports. Thats why I laugh when LSU fans brag about their vagina bball team.. wait.. that applies to bot their mens and womens team.

5. Milroe is a very unpolished QB that managed to lead his team to an SEC Championship and a CFP game.. Not bad for a DILDOE as you put it!

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