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Posted on 11/1/23 at 4:12 pm to REBEL5 AC
I fed this through the Lane translator and got this:
Yeah, nah, they got great players, Okay? I'm sure they'll have a great game plan, Okay? It is what it is, Okay?
Yeah, nah, they got great players, Okay? I'm sure they'll have a great game plan, Okay? It is what it is, Okay?
Posted on 11/1/23 at 4:13 pm to REBEL5 AC
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I think I had a seizure reading that
We all have tendencies... coaches have tendencies and they know they do... they know other coaches know they do because, they have tendencies too. In a game when you do something different than they expect you to do, you hope it goes for a big play. If you don't have tendencies then you really don't have a philosophy.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 4:16 pm to REBEL5 AC
I believe that Jimbo’s brain and mouth are disconnected and is unable to say what he is thinking. So you get a bunch of double talk or crap that makes no sense.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 4:18 pm to REBEL5 AC
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Can Someone Decipher This Jimbo Quote
It’s just coach-speak 101. I don’t even know why we continue to have these press conferences. Nothing of value is ever said… at least if a coach knows what’s good for him.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 4:18 pm to REBEL5 AC
WHAT?
Posted on 11/1/23 at 4:26 pm to REBEL5 AC
Posted on 11/1/23 at 4:29 pm to REBEL5 AC
frick I want chicken tenders all of a sudden.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 4:57 pm to REBEL5 AC
That is meth in action right there...
Posted on 11/1/23 at 5:00 pm to REBEL5 AC
ETA: Dang it, Hback.
This post was edited on 11/1/23 at 5:01 pm
Posted on 11/1/23 at 5:03 pm to REBEL5 AC
It’s Proustian.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 5:27 pm to REBEL5 AC
Holy shite. This makes Les Miles quotes sound clear as day.
Posted on 11/1/23 at 5:33 pm to REBEL5 AC
I couldn’t finish that. My head hurts
Posted on 11/1/23 at 5:37 pm to REBEL5 AC
Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?
Posted on 11/1/23 at 5:39 pm to REBEL5 AC
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“He’s always done a good job,”. “When you’ve got good people and you’ve got good guys, always that way in anything you do. Everybody has tendencies, everybody has tendencies and everybody breaks tendencies, I mean that’s what you get, you get tendencies of things you do well, and things you don’t do as well. When you break tendencies, you hope that it hurts them and for big plays but guys all believe in certain things, if you don’t have tendencies when you’re calling games or your offense or defense, you’re not believing in anything, you’re probably not executing anything.”
Posted on 11/2/23 at 11:06 am to REBEL5 AC
It means go to hell ole miss go to hell
Posted on 11/2/23 at 11:34 am to REBEL5 AC
Posted on 11/2/23 at 11:38 am to REBEL5 AC
I've often wondered which was more difficult to capture accurately in captions: Coach O for his mumbling incoherence or Jimbo for his crackhead speed delivery of rambling incoherence.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 12:06 pm to REBEL5 AC
My favorite is the play by play he gives in post game press conference, as if no one watched the game.
Posted on 11/2/23 at 12:21 pm to REBEL5 AC
That's the smartest thing I've ever heard anyone say, ever!
This post was edited on 11/2/23 at 12:23 pm
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