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Texas ATM will lick our rings tomorrow morning at 11:00 AM

Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:35 pm
Posted by New Hampshire Tiger
Member since Sep 2023
499 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:35 pm
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White Gold on a Navy Saphire.

Throw your rings, LSU, Florida, Alabama, Tennessee and UGA.

If it don't have a National Championship on it, then it is invalid.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:35 pm to
I am only here for the downvotes.
Posted by Radio Zero
I grew up on FIFTH AVENUE.
Member since Nov 2022
1168 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:36 pm to
Tacky, tasteless, trashy costume jewelry.
Posted by MetroAtlantaGatorFan
Member since Jun 2017
15598 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:37 pm to
Class rings are gay.
Posted by JayAg
Member since Jun 2021
10282 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:38 pm to
Isn’t the term, “kiss the ring”, leave it to Auburn to wanna get licked
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25263 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:38 pm to
Asking the Aggies to lick your rings may direct their attention to somewhere other than your hands.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
2468 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:40 pm to
I read that "texas arse-to-mouth will lick..." and figured you were looking for the dildos of low TU.
Posted by five_fivesix
Y’all
Member since Aug 2012
13847 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:42 pm to
LSU has #1 and #2 rings. Bitches like their bling.
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
51039 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:55 pm to
These? Really? That's the best you could come up with?

Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
5768 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:57 pm to
what is it with cultish universities and class rings
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
2568 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 4:59 pm to
quote:

Texas ATM will lick our rings tomorrow morning


Posted by laxtonto
Member since Mar 2011
1938 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 5:00 pm to
quote:

Texas ATM will lick our rings tomorrow morning at 11:00 AM


Posted by Prometheus
Member since May 2012
6216 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 5:06 pm to
People still falling for yet another Harry alter.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
22710 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 5:08 pm to
That's just unsanitary.
Posted by Shea Vinnerbush
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2023
2162 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 5:20 pm to
Posted by Mr. Elvert
Dallas
Member since Oct 2012
15101 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 5:46 pm to
frick Auburn
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58188 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 5:52 pm to
quote:

Texas ATM will lick our rings


This post was edited on 9/22/23 at 5:53 pm
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
South of heaven, west of hell
Member since Oct 2018
5496 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 6:57 pm to
Not surprising coming from an Auburn fan since they have a bizarre voodoo ritual called Ring Night and Ring Ceremony:

“At Ring Night, the rings are left on the Auburn seal from 1856, or 6:56 PM, until the current graduation year. This symbolizes the rings absorbing all of Auburn’s history from founding to present. This also means that the rings are placed under the curse of the seal.

A few days later at the Ring Ceremony, the student dips their ring in water from the President’s fountain which removes the curse, but leaves the Auburn spirit behind to live on in the ring and in the heart of its owner forevermore.”

Auburn voodoo ceremony
Posted by chadr07
Pineville, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
8101 posts
Posted on 9/22/23 at 7:49 pm to
They will lick your nuts if you ask them as well I’m sure.
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