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Why have all the Missouri fans disappeared from this board?
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:44 pm
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:44 pm
Someone may need to check and make sure they haven't all fallen in the New Madrid fault, because it's been radio silence since the Friday after Thanksgiving. I've got 5 possible explanations for their absence:
1. Their regular season for football is over and they are staring down a shite bowl followed by 14th place finishes in basketball and baseball
2. Winter has brought enough snow and ice to destroy internet infrastructure across the Midwest while we enjoy 70 degree days
3. They have pivoted themselves into the ground trying to find excuses to justify a "stud coach" going 6-6 vs a shite East
4. They are only on the recruiting board now, as all that matters is "winning" recruiting and on-field scores are now wholly irrelevant to them
5. Arkansas could've named their score in the Battle Line Rivalry™ brought to you by Shelter Insurance™ and they are asshurt about order being restored
Though all sound plausible, surely one is the true root cause. Any further postulations about why Missouri fans have all disappeared, as well as theories about where they went are welcome
1. Their regular season for football is over and they are staring down a shite bowl followed by 14th place finishes in basketball and baseball
2. Winter has brought enough snow and ice to destroy internet infrastructure across the Midwest while we enjoy 70 degree days
3. They have pivoted themselves into the ground trying to find excuses to justify a "stud coach" going 6-6 vs a shite East
4. They are only on the recruiting board now, as all that matters is "winning" recruiting and on-field scores are now wholly irrelevant to them
5. Arkansas could've named their score in the Battle Line Rivalry™ brought to you by Shelter Insurance™ and they are asshurt about order being restored
Though all sound plausible, surely one is the true root cause. Any further postulations about why Missouri fans have all disappeared, as well as theories about where they went are welcome
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Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:45 pm to Porker Face
Why would Missouri fans come to an SEC board?
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:47 pm to Porker Face
Kudos. It take a lot of commitment to put that kind of effort into trash talking Missouri these days.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:47 pm to Porker Face
Pour one out for my boy Killz
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:48 pm to elposter
In fairness, they've been obnoxious af recently. Like moreso than normal
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:49 pm to weremoose
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In fairness, they've been obnoxious af recently. Like moreso than normal
Fair enough. I don't even remember reading a post by a Missouri fan this year.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:49 pm to Porker Face
This has to be some sort of response thread, right?
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:49 pm to Porker Face
“Order” restored?
You guys are 4-9 against Mizzou
You guys are 4-9 against Mizzou
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:51 pm to Porker Face
Mizzou sports is in a damn sorry state atm. They are hanging on to that recruiting class like we did under Morris. "He just needs to get his players in!" Except they don't have baseball or even the lesser degree of basketball to look forward to. It's a shame really. They were respectable at one time.
But hey! At least their AD is "hot"!
But hey! At least their AD is "hot"!
This post was edited on 12/2/21 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:52 pm to elposter
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Fair enough. I don't even remember reading a post by a Missouri fan this year.
Then you're either blind as a bat or you can't read.....and I'm pretty sure you can see.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:53 pm to Porker Face
quote:Because they aren't interested in talking about all the national championships Ara Kelly or Brian Parseghian or whoever the frick is going to bring to the storied LSU Tigers.
Why have all the Missouri fans disappeared from this board?
Posted on 12/2/21 at 12:55 pm to Porker Face
Quintana still reeling from all of those atrocious takes he made on Huepel and how Harry Potter would destroy him when they met.
Only to have 45 hung on them in the 1st half
Only to have 45 hung on them in the 1st half
This post was edited on 12/2/21 at 12:58 pm
Posted on 12/2/21 at 1:05 pm to TRUERockyTop
We are all still here porker.
Maybe I was wrong.
The Arkansas fanbase is all “Look at us. We had a good year” and have to let us know every couple minutes.
Maybe I was wrong.
The Arkansas fanbase is all “Look at us. We had a good year” and have to let us know every couple minutes.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 3:02 pm to cyde
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Because they aren't interested in talking about all the national championships Ara Kelly or Brian Parseghian or whoever the frick is going to bring to the storied LSU Tigers.
You've posted about LSU's new coach about 100 times. You know exactly who it is.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 3:16 pm to Porker Face
When you finish in the bottom of the conference in all 3 major sports wouldn’t you disappear?
Posted on 12/2/21 at 3:25 pm to RamboMizzou
Arkansas is about to hammer the portal
We got 2019 #1 WR visiting this weekend and another 4 star WR about to commit.
Got another OU WR visiting and their TE visiting
Pittman is hammering the portal for defensive players as well.
We got 2019 #1 WR visiting this weekend and another 4 star WR about to commit.
Got another OU WR visiting and their TE visiting
Pittman is hammering the portal for defensive players as well.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 3:52 pm to RamboMizzou
Pittboss said 8-4 isn't good enough. I agree as it was an average year.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 3:57 pm to dchog
Nope, still here offering congrats to Arky for finally beating us after 5 years.
Posted on 12/2/21 at 3:57 pm to Porker Face
All 3 of them
Posted on 12/2/21 at 3:59 pm to Porker Face
Another thread? Wow, lol.
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