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Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:18 pm
Posted by Blueline379
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2016
931 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:18 pm
Auburn canned gus and paid his huge buyout. Hires Patrick nix as head coach. Pays him 1 million a year to recoup some of the lost cash. Nix brings in Kevin greene and takeo spikes on defense. He retains chip Lindsey and allows him to run his offense. Cole cublelic comes onboard to coach the oline. All these guys accept a smaller salary than normal to rebuild Auburn football.
Far fetched I know.....but
Posted by Smoke7024
Member since Jun 2010
22669 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:20 pm to
Sounds like a lot of networks would lose their announcers/analysts.
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
91645 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:21 pm to
I think I have a better chance at taking Margot Robbie home from Sky Bar.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42560 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:26 pm to
This is gonna be a long few years.
Posted by bawbarn
Member since Jul 2012
3695 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

Patrick nix as head coach. Pays him 1 million a year to recoup some of the lost cash. Nix brings in Kevin greene and takeo spikes on defense. He retains chip Lindsey and allows him to run his offense. Cole cublelic comes onboard to coach the oline.


The most Auburn post ever. Holy shite.
Posted by The_SwAUggford
Member since Jan 2013
2817 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:50 pm to
Then we're gonna lose a lot of games with a bunch of coaches who have never coached.
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:55 pm to
What if I was one of the exes that Ariana Grande mentioned in "thank u, next"?

quote:

Far fetched I know.....but
Posted by Blueline379
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2016
931 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:59 pm to
Then you may or may not have the herps
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:03 pm to
Don't talk about bae like that or you're off the board. Are we understood?
Posted by Fearless_and_True
Steel City
Member since Oct 2017
1465 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:08 pm to
Let's let Heath Evans do it.. 1/5th of the cost and never request a raise...
Posted by RandySavage
Member since May 2012
30840 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:26 pm to
quote:

rebuild Auburn football.


How are a couple of bad coaches and a guy who has never coached before going to do that?
Posted by Blueline379
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2016
931 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 2:28 pm to
Dude I'm not being serious
Posted by AUNashville
New Haven
Member since Jul 2014
3561 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 11:26 pm to
What the frick is this shite??? Are people outside the Auburn circle off limits? Why do our fans constantly think we need to have a coaching staff formed purely of former auburn players or coaches. frick this!
Posted by Blueline379
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2016
931 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 11:59 pm to
Apparently reading isn't your strongest asset. I commented that I wasn't serious.
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46188 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:01 am to
quote:

Apparently reading isn't your strongest asset. I commented that I wasn't serious.

Apparently making threads isn't yours.

This is bad.
Posted by Blueline379
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2016
931 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:03 am to
Awwww.... I appreciate your opinion. I mean I don't care but I appreciate it
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46188 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:08 am to
I'll always be here to tell you how bad you are
Posted by Blueline379
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2016
931 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 12:11 am to
No problem. I will still not be giving a frick!
Posted by toothNclaw
Bi-Polar Barner
Member since Dec 2014
164 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 1:05 am to
Cocaine is a helluva drug
Posted by CaptainBrannigan
Good Ole Rocky Top Tennessee
Member since Jan 2010
21644 posts
Posted on 11/12/18 at 1:40 am to
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