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re: Auburn has released a statement on Jarquez Hunter

Posted on 5/19/23 at 2:30 pm to
Posted by CharlieTiger
ATL
Member since Jun 2014
778 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 2:30 pm to
quote:

Plugged from both sides…



aka a wobbly H or an Eiffel Tower if the guys decide to give each other high fives.

Don't shoot the messenger. I didn't make this stuff up.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
62123 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 2:39 pm to
quote:

WTF is a Chinese Finger Trap?




Wrote it down, will search later/


Posted by wareagle7298
Birmingham
Member since Dec 2013
1515 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 2:40 pm to
I mean as I guy I get that we are a stupid breed usually, but come on, you got a girlfriend and you save that shite to your phone?

I guess he could use the ole' "it wasn't me"

But she caught me on the counter (it wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (it wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (it wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (it wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (it wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (it wasn't me)
Heard the screams gettin' louder (it wasn't me)
She stayed until it was over
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17058 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 2:51 pm to
Gotta put that in your hidden folder. Rookie mistake
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
37069 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 3:04 pm to
Didn’t Pat Dye keep a record of paid players in a little black book?
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
37069 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

or an Eiffel Tower if the guys decide to give each other high fives.
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
37069 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 3:10 pm to
Auburn football isn’t going to be fun again until God brings another flood.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17058 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 3:19 pm to
quote:

Didn’t Pat Dye keep a record of paid players in a little black book?


Whatever Dye did, we need it back. I watched the 1990 Holiday Bowl the other night. A graphic came up showing Auburn had more players drafted in the NFL than any other team in the country for like 6 years straight. And they proceeded to drag their nuts all over Ohio State’s faces 31-14. It must’ve been fun being an Auburn fan through the 80s.
Posted by awestruck
Member since Jan 2015
10991 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

another flood



Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
37069 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 3:46 pm to
quote:

It must’ve been fun being an Auburn fan through the 80s.

I went through high school undefeated against Bama.

Read it and weep.



Edit: but yes, your post sounds awesome
This post was edited on 5/19/23 at 3:50 pm
Posted by jangalang
Member since Dec 2014
37069 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

Some scuttlebutt that it’s the locker room pics that have him in trouble and not the videos.

I somehow missed this gem from smuphy.

How deviant is Hunter?
Posted by CorchJay
Member since Nov 2018
16779 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 4:15 pm to
quote:

So you think 10 percent of female students wouldn’t mind having videos of getting railed while sucking off another person ? Or even more?


Jang I know you have a daughter or 2 and I think they are fairly young and I don't want this to be disrespectful at all but you know what kind of horn-dogs we were as teenagers and extremely young adults.

Well the girls now are worse then us boys were back in the day. They keep a body count. I'm being serious.

My youngest daily has to tell some girl no, no I don't want to have sex, no I don't want a blowjob, no I don't want to do this or that... And they know he has a very serious girlfriend.

I'm not saying this applies to this young lady at all and she "could" be some type of victim of circumstance. But in general this generation is wild as hell.

Even in the general society of America 2022 was the first year since they have kept such records that females surpassed males in martial infidelity
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
17058 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 4:47 pm to
Yes, but Tubs was lazy and just cared about beating uat. Dye cared about kicking everyone’s arse.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
25926 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:31 pm to

I can see Coach Freeze, muttering to himself, Han Solo like…

“It’s not my fault!“

damn.
Posted by Gusoline
Jacksonville, NC
Member since Dec 2013
7762 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 11:33 pm to
If alabama is a 1 party consent state, why is this an issue?
Posted by Beachbum87
Las Vegas
Member since Oct 2022
1988 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 11:54 pm to
quote:

If alabama is a 1 party consent state, why is this an issue?


1 party consent in Voice recordings (non-hidden)

In video recordings there must be reasonable privacy and dual consent made ie bathrooms/sex, etc.
This post was edited on 5/19/23 at 11:55 pm
Posted by AUstar
Member since Dec 2012
17096 posts
Posted on 5/20/23 at 12:58 am to
quote:

Some scuttlebutt that it’s the locker room pics that have him in trouble and not the videos.


What do these locker room pics contain?
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
16098 posts
Posted on 5/20/23 at 5:29 am to
quote:

scuttlebutt


Lots of this in the videos
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
62123 posts
Posted on 5/20/23 at 6:31 am to
quote:

My youngest daily has to tell some girl no, no I don't want to have sex, no I don't want a blowjob



Posted by CorchJay
Member since Nov 2018
16779 posts
Posted on 5/20/23 at 1:20 pm to
I can assure you it’s the absolute truth.
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