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Just realized my niece's wedding is on December 3rd at 4 PM

Posted on 10/11/22 at 5:00 pm
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
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Posted on 10/11/22 at 5:00 pm
Somebody shoot me.
Posted by TroyTider
Florida Panhandle
Member since Oct 2009
3765 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 5:06 pm to
Just don’t be this guy. It’ll be all right.

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Posted by Crimsonians
Member since Nov 2019
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Posted on 10/11/22 at 5:12 pm to
Christmas party at 5 p.m.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
75856 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 5:17 pm to
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Just don’t be this guy. It’ll be all right.


Only good thing is I'll actually be in Alabama for the wedding. It's at some venue in Ethelsville.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
75856 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 5:17 pm to
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Christmas party at 5 p.m.


Free booze?
Posted by gumpinmizzou
Member since May 2017
2801 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 5:18 pm to
We will be in plenty of more SEC title games. Go enjoy your niece's big day.
Posted by Crimsonians
Member since Nov 2019
1585 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 5:56 pm to
Yep
Posted by TidenUP
Dauphin Island
Member since Apr 2011
14429 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 6:35 pm to
Covid flareup in your future?
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 10/11/22 at 6:45 pm to
You'll be able to still watch most of it unless your wife or family are the kind to make a big stink over you wanting to watch it.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
75856 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 7:16 pm to
My wife called her and told her she should have known better than to schedule it that day.

I can watch it at the venue, but I have a lucky shirt I won't be wearing because I'll be in a suit. Gonna bring it with me and change if things aren't looking good.
Posted by Fells
Member since Jul 2015
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Posted on 10/11/22 at 7:23 pm to
quote:

Only good thing is I'll actually be in Alabama for the wedding.


Wait, someone from Alabama scheduled their wedding on DEC championship day?

That's audacious.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62780 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 7:23 pm to
Hopefully you'll be pissed the morning of that day
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
75856 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 7:39 pm to
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Wait, someone from Alabama scheduled their wedding on DEC championship day?

That's audacious.


She lives in Caledonia, Mississippi, on the state line. She's my wife's niece and they are Mississippi State alums and fans.

They are just getting married in Alabama.
This post was edited on 10/11/22 at 7:45 pm
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 10/11/22 at 8:49 pm to
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I can watch it at the venue, but I have a lucky shirt I won't be wearing because I'll be in a suit. Gonna bring it with me and change if things aren't looking good.


At the begin of the reception, let her know exactly what kind of party it's gonna be, and stick your dick in the mashed potatoes.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24167 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 8:50 pm to
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they are Mississippi State alums and fans.



Explains why Dec 3 wasn't on their radar.
Posted by TroyTider
Florida Panhandle
Member since Oct 2009
3765 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 8:51 pm to
Welcome home then.
Posted by Freight Joker
Member since Aug 2019
2744 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 8:55 pm to
I have a cousin getting married that day. Not going. People that get married in December are the worst. Last year it was my BiL. Middle of December. Plan better.

I do also have a company Christmas party that day but that will just be a kick arse watch party with an open bar. So no brainer.

Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
75856 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 9:16 pm to
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At the begin of the reception, let her know exactly what kind of party it's gonna be, and stick your dick in the mashed potatoes.



Absolutely.

Potato covered dick is one of my wife's favorite meals.
Posted by TideSaint
Hill Country
Member since Sep 2008
75856 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 9:17 pm to
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Welcome home then.



We're making a beeline to Alabama once my active duty service is over. Been gone two years and hate it.
Posted by crimsontater
Trenton GA
Member since Dec 2009
3732 posts
Posted on 10/11/22 at 9:23 pm to
wear the lucky shirt as an underneath shirt.

if necessary, spill punch on your lap and excuse yourself to go change, taking your on sweet time to change in front of a tv, of course.
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