He's to you, couch coaches and homebound QB gurus

Here's to you, undiscovered QB whisperers and couch bound football gurus. Without you, we'd probably forget about the talent we have wasting on the bench with the backup QB. The ever vigilant unsung backup to the 2nd assistant coach in the remote film study room pointing out all the countless unseen open receivers on every play. Why does the AD even hire coaches to be there with players day in and day out at practice when he could save money and have you phone in plays and mechanics from home. Keep training us up on the lack of progressing through reads and forecasting wins and losses on our schedule based on nothing but opening drives. Wear that faded sleeveless "run da bawl" T-shirt proudly in your trailer hood today, for the win on Saturday couldn't have been done without you. Have another suitcase of beer and pass out in the beanbag chair throne. Here's to you, unsung couch coaches!