Goodbye, Sweet Princesses

After a mere 19ish years on this shite board, I'm retiring. I always said I was going to retire with Saban. I mostly did. But, with Oats making basketball, my true love, relevant again, I've lingered around a bit.

But, I'm old. College sports aren't what they were when I fell in love with them. And, the colossal waste of time that they are is increasingly evident. The basketball team getting clowned by Florida was the tipping point for me in what was previously an increasing decline toward indifference. NIL, the transfer portal, the general commercialization of everything... I'm just over it.

I'm aware I could just leave silently, but I've had some fun here at times. So, bye, frickers. If the basketball team makes a final four run, I might check in, but, otherwise I don't expect to be back anytime soon. If you need me, I'll probably be out in the outdoors doing the things I love, and can actually control.

And, for those of you that still haven't caught on, most of the people here you're arguing with are website employees driving up traffic for ad revenue.

Roll Tide.