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Favorite thing you’ve ever heard an analyst/influencer say about a Bama player?
Posted on 4/22/21 at 8:47 pm
Posted on 4/22/21 at 8:47 pm
Thread inspired by a video I watched some time ago where one of the dudes called Derrick Henry a 260 pound scat back 
ETA: Think it was Unc.
ETA: Think it was Unc.
This post was edited on 4/22/21 at 8:48 pm
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Posted on 4/22/21 at 10:19 pm to FourThreeForty
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Favorite thing you’ve ever heard an analyst/influencer say about a Bama player?
Mark Packer on Sirius calling our wide receivers a bunch of Frisbee-catching dogs.
Posted on 4/22/21 at 11:11 pm to FourThreeForty
"Orlando McCain makes the tackle."
Posted on 4/23/21 at 5:44 am to SECSolomonGrundy
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John Doe
He kinda bites off Top Billin....
Posted on 4/23/21 at 9:54 am to FourThreeForty
I haven't been around long, but I'd have go with, "Legal or not, you ever hit that boy like that one more time you think Tua my cousin when I come to Arkansas with 2 of my cousins and they'll put 4 feet, 2 legs each in yo arse!!!!!'.
Posted on 4/23/21 at 10:10 am to FourThreeForty
One analyst yesterday on finebum, talking about Miss St, when asked where he would rank them in the SEC, said: "well in the West, there are seven teams, right, so I would probably have them at number 8 behind Alabama's second string.
Posted on 4/23/21 at 10:21 am to SmokeTide
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He kinda bites off Top Billin....
DeVonta "Silky Smooth" Smith.....the "Golden Gazelle"
Jaylen Waddle: "Acinonyx jubatus".....the species name for cheetah
Posted on 4/23/21 at 11:28 am to 14&Counting
Smitty's Slim Reaper title is still GOAT, IMO.
Posted on 4/24/21 at 7:49 am to FourThreeForty
How about a player’s wife?
"Well, I tell you, you quarterbacks, you get all the good-looking women! What a beautiful woman!," marveled Musburger as ESPN's cameras panned toward Webb.
Replied Herbstreit: "Wow, AJ's doing some things right...."
Musburger continued, interjecting: "So if you're a youngster at Alabama, start getting the football out and throw it around the backyard with pops."
Funny stuff.
"Well, I tell you, you quarterbacks, you get all the good-looking women! What a beautiful woman!," marveled Musburger as ESPN's cameras panned toward Webb.
Replied Herbstreit: "Wow, AJ's doing some things right...."
Musburger continued, interjecting: "So if you're a youngster at Alabama, start getting the football out and throw it around the backyard with pops."
Funny stuff.
Posted on 4/26/21 at 10:46 pm to FourThreeForty
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"Courtney Upshaw just jumped through my TV and tackled me."
-Michigan St citrus bowl in game thread on rivals or 247.
It was funny as hell. They were pretty good sports considering the severity of that arse whipping. But our guys had a shitty 3 loss season, and played mean as hell in the bowl game.
This post was edited on 4/26/21 at 10:47 pm
Posted on 4/26/21 at 10:47 pm to Bham4Tide
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How about a player’s wife?
"Well, I tell you, you quarterbacks, you get all the good-looking women! What a beautiful woman!," marveled Musburger as ESPN's cameras panned toward Webb.
Replied Herbstreit: "Wow, AJ's doing some things right...."
Musburger continued, interjecting: "So if you're a youngster at Alabama, start getting the football out and throw it around the backyard with pops."
Ol' Mus didn't need to take a viagra that night.
Posted on 4/26/21 at 11:00 pm to UASports23
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Orlando McCain makes the tackle."
Was it Vern or Stabler that kept saying “Rasheem Saleed” or something like that.
Posted on 4/27/21 at 7:54 am to FourThreeForty
"You Quarterbacks, you get all the good looking women"
-Musburger
*Shoot already taken
-Musburger
*Shoot already taken
This post was edited on 4/27/21 at 7:55 am
Posted on 4/27/21 at 1:48 pm to Bham4Tide
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"Well, I tell you, you quarterbacks, you get all the good-looking women! What a beautiful woman!," marveled Musburger as ESPN's cameras panned toward Webb.
Geez that is still cringworthy.
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