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Posted on 8/18/13 at 7:47 pm to Sandkhan
Ok, enough with calling posters out. We need to gedt back to the really important stuff like a topic breakdown (Looks at Sand), panic about the most recent injury and how our season is over because of it, wondering what huge mistake Saban is going to make next with all his tinkering.
Better yet, can we fast forward about 12 days and get ready for kick-off?
Better yet, can we fast forward about 12 days and get ready for kick-off?
Posted on 8/18/13 at 7:49 pm to T Rey WI
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Better yet, can we fast forward about 12 days and get ready for kick-off?
Seriously. August and Spring are like the worst times of the year.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 8:05 pm to YStar
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Seriously. August and Spring are like the worst times of the year.
Oh really? Cause my least favorite time of year is the part where LibertyAbides continues to draw breath into is lungs. Ole Patrick Renna looking arse. You couldn't coach a waffle house chef into smoking go fast. Fyffe is going to beat the shite out of Geraldine this year. And Collinsville trade day is an abomination to God. Except them corndogs are delicious.
*not you YStar. Shots fired at LibertyAbides*
This post was edited on 8/18/13 at 8:07 pm
Posted on 8/18/13 at 8:11 pm to MagillaGuerilla
I told one of Sankhan's jokes at work and didn't give him credit.
Hangs head in shame.
Hangs head in shame.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 8:18 pm to Garfield
That's actually funny, because probably my best comedy friend in the world moved to Colorado and has admitted he's started telling one of my jokes.
It's one about my redneck(looked and acted like Nic Cage in "Raising Arizona" uncle killing himself in a church parking lot in Vernon, Alabama and them playing "Purple Rain" at his redneck funeral and everyone's subsequent confusion. It's not even a joke so much as it's a true story I tell.
It's one about my redneck(looked and acted like Nic Cage in "Raising Arizona" uncle killing himself in a church parking lot in Vernon, Alabama and them playing "Purple Rain" at his redneck funeral and everyone's subsequent confusion. It's not even a joke so much as it's a true story I tell.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 8:20 pm to Sandkhan
Anyhow. How bout that Matt Elam, eh?
Posted on 8/18/13 at 8:24 pm to Sandkhan
What about ole Lorenzo Carter? I hear he can play some American tackle football! You guys know what i'm talkin about? I hear he's pretty dog gone solid at playing pigskin.
Posted on 8/18/13 at 8:43 pm to tbonebrah
Any info on Crob and the gang?
Posted on 8/18/13 at 8:53 pm to Sandkhan
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playing "Purple Rain" at his redneck funeral
That's really funny. Anything awkward in those situations always makes me
inside. And that sounds pretty awkward/awesome. I was just kidding about not giving you credit (if I were a comedian that would really piss me off).
Posted on 8/18/13 at 9:06 pm to MagillaGuerilla
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Now you're stealing other people's paraphrasing? Not so slick at changing a word or two when you leave am entire sentence intact verbatim.
You are a thief, a phony, and most of all, a liar.
Ever since you arrived here, you've tried so hard to make people believe you were an insider by reading premium sites or from information given to you in confidence. You get caught time after time, yet you come back to doing the same damn thing a short while later. People trust you to be included, yet time after time you betray that trust for your own benefit. After I thought you'd learned your lesson, you come back with this Cam Robinson shite. For as many times you said you knew someone on every random high school's staff or family close to a player, how do you expect anyone to trust that? You just won't stop.
And it's not just here, I've seen you pull this shite elsewhere. You're not hard to spot, because you are spewing the same stuff you were trying to push here.
Should we begin at VLESports, uabalumni? About how you were "hired" to the UAB staff? Or how about crimsonredsports, Toxik76 LINK You are such a great fellow to take your time off from working on the Alabama staff, talking with the players, and helping at practice to post insight that looks awfully familiar. Run and go delete all that now, like I know you will.
Apparently every time someone, including myself, drops you a hint to cut that shite out, you think it's a joke. I wasn't joking when I left your redundant chat, I wasn't joking when I was calling you out as EscambiaManToo, and I wasn't joking when I called your arse out on VLE. You sure did hide after that, guess you didn't want me to "blow up your whole spot".
I'll dirty my hands and my reputation by typing this, and I'm fine with it. I'll take the recoil of being called whatever, just so I can get my point across(for however long this is up). I can't control what you do here, but just know you aren't welcome elsewhere as far as I'm concerned. I won't ban you, that would be too easy. I want to think of the disdain for you every time you log on.
Why do I care so much? Because you don't. You've got people like TideSaint working his butt off to run this thread, only for you to take what's here and pretend to be an outsider elsewhere. You take from a friend of mine's site, only to do the same exact thing. You only care about yourself, and I've seen enough proof.
That's all I got. Hopefully there was something that sticks in there. I've got my screenshot, that's all I need. Maybe it's for the best if this gets whacked. Later guys... well until I find my way back 6 months later again
Posted on 8/18/13 at 9:17 pm to Garfield
Oh I know. I got ya man! 
I did laugh. Audibly. And after the funeral my stoic father just sat in silence, not knowing what to say at his little brother being dead. And all of us were silent, not knowing what to say to comfort him. Finally, he breaks the silence with (cracking up with tears) "I didn't even know Leslie liked Prince" and I started laughing again. Couldn't stop. And that's why you don't lay in bed with your partner, in 1988, in post coital bliss and say "Baby, if I die, I want you to play "Purple Rain" by Prince at my funeral" Because you'll forget you said that she. And she won't. And I'll laugh at my grandmother's reaction to hearing Prince for the first time
I did laugh. Audibly. And after the funeral my stoic father just sat in silence, not knowing what to say at his little brother being dead. And all of us were silent, not knowing what to say to comfort him. Finally, he breaks the silence with (cracking up with tears) "I didn't even know Leslie liked Prince" and I started laughing again. Couldn't stop. And that's why you don't lay in bed with your partner, in 1988, in post coital bliss and say "Baby, if I die, I want you to play "Purple Rain" by Prince at my funeral" Because you'll forget you said that she. And she won't. And I'll laugh at my grandmother's reaction to hearing Prince for the first time
Posted on 8/18/13 at 9:35 pm to Sandkhan
Oh hai guyz. What is going on in this thread?
Posted on 8/18/13 at 9:39 pm to Robot Santa
Oh you know, just a typical Sunday night in Megathread
Posted on 8/18/13 at 9:40 pm to Robot Santa
We all good...we made up
Posted on 8/18/13 at 9:41 pm to sarc
I miss the Megathread Sarc 
Posted on 8/18/13 at 9:54 pm to BuccWildBammer
My beef with Trey, TS and LA is still on and poppin though 
Posted on 8/18/13 at 10:05 pm to Sandkhan
I'm glad that nobody hates me.
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