Favorite team:USA 
Location:Kew Gardens
Biography:I once ordered the country fried steak with eggs and three pancakes at IHOP. I used the blue syrup on two of the pancakes and the red syrup on one. Every day since has been a let down.
Interests:So many that I find it difficult to get out of bed in the morning.
Occupation:Amateur Ventriloquist (NSFW)
Number of Posts:7790
Registered on:12/17/2011
Online Status:Not Online

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re: Best dog you've ever owned

Posted by Garfield on 12/1/24 at 10:30 pm
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Golden retriever for me. Yes they shed. Worth it.


Best two dogs I’ve had were a golden retriever and a golden doodle. I think golden retrievers are probably better bets but the doodles don’t shed.

re: Being a small town attorney

Posted by Garfield on 11/25/24 at 10:02 pm
I work with a lot of small town lawyers. Most are from the town or at least have deep connections to the area.

It definitely can be a great position to be in but as an outsider I wouldn’t necessarily describe it as low hanging fruit.
The police are saying the shooter is too dangerous to arrest.

I didn’t know that was an option.
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Tell me they stay like this forever.


Mine is ten and still very sweet. Those moments you had tonight are invaluable.
It sounds like Jeff lived a great life and had a wonderful father.

My sincerest condolences.

re: Are you a turtle?

Posted by Garfield on 1/26/24 at 12:39 am
Turtle wins the race.
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Intelligence is far less important than how she treats you and others.


This. I don’t know the young lady but it sounds like she’s smart enough (has a good job) but y’all don’t easily jive on a deep level and she has difficulty with your sense of humor.

Grass is always going to be greener. Does she treat you well? Would she be a good mom/partner?

Having said all that, in my experience marriage doesn’t make your wife think you’re funnier.

re: This picture will hurt your soul….

Posted by Garfield on 1/16/24 at 11:46 pm
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I always thought I would miss him for the wins, but it's his example of work ethic I now realize I'll miss the most. One of the last of an old breed.


I’ll miss him for the wins.

re: Elijah Pritchett

Posted by Garfield on 12/21/23 at 9:47 pm
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Herpes


This was my immediate guess only because I seem to recall the singer Usher getting sued for this one.

Here’s a story on it with a magnificent headline: Singer Usher Finally Done With Last Herpes Lawsuit, Wraps It Up

I’ve cut our doodles for years. Our groomer got cancer and kicked out one of our dogs for being too difficult to groom. It’s a pain but not impossible if you set aside half a day and have low expectations.

I purchased a mid-grade andis. Similar to this: LINK

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ceramic blades


Highly recommend as the metal ones get hot really fast.

Also recommend buying at least two blades so you can switch them out as they overheat (so you don’t burn the dog). Cooling spray is also very highly recommended.

I use #10 (and sometimes #5) blades which is a buzz cut. I do this because I only want to have to cut them three times a year and they cut through the undercoat/mats fairly easily. However, our dog has free access (dog door) to our unfinished basement (#10 probably too short for a purely outside dog during winter).
He obviously wasn’t prepared for this moment/situation and handled it poorly. However, I do want to give him credit for possibly seeking to protect his girlfriend (hard to tell from the video but I want to give him the benefit of the doubt).

4am with a crazy dude kicking shite should be a non-political decision-making time.
Thanks for the rec. Made it through Youngstown and Memphis. Interesting but definitely sad. I got no answers. The lack of nuclear families is clear (and a huge problem) but don’t know if that’s a chicken or egg issue.

re: Run Milroe Like A RB

Posted by Garfield on 9/18/23 at 11:48 pm
shite, I say play him on defense too. Maybe he would pick something up.

re: Bama Football Tidings

Posted by Garfield on 8/29/23 at 10:54 pm
Even if Saban would have released a depth chart it would have contained so many positions with an “Or” that it would have been worthless. Qb would have had 4 co-starters.

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Clay Travis


I appreciate that he’s at least pretty upfront about his biases.

re: Dad Sayings

Posted by Garfield on 8/21/23 at 10:37 pm
Said to me anytime someone else was showing us something they had that was really nice:

“All it takes is money.”

re: Bama Football Tidings

Posted by Garfield on 8/13/23 at 10:46 pm
:LoL:

Excellent use of that GIF.

FWIW, it’s highly unlikely.
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My counselor called this from the very beginning.


Sounds like you got gaslighted.





J/k. Sorry about everything you went thru but it sounds like you have your priorities in check.

FWIW, with a moderately stable woman the term may be helpful if used by saying something like: “I don’t think you’re intentionally trying to gaslight me, but when you say/do “X” it makes me feel that way because it’s not supported by our actual experiences.”

re: Bama Football Tidings

Posted by Garfield on 8/13/23 at 10:09 pm
I know the odds are greatly against it, but I’m starting to think we may play two QBs for most of the season (not necessarily in a negative way).