LSU Lands Commitment From Offensive Lineman Ja'Quan Sprinkle

70’s porn-star Annie Sprinkle related? (Shout-out to the old-timers!)

Another one for the all-time best name list

100% a Key and Peele skit name.. Hahaha

Nope! Not with a name like a feminine piss

That name belongs in the Key & Peele sketch

I will remember all the negative posts on this kid when he's All-SEC. Just because he's from an HBCU school don't mean he can't play, they found him and signed him for a reason. And we're not the only Power 4 school raiding HBCU players, there are a lot of Power 4 teams signing HBCU players. And who in the hell are y'all to be bitching about a player from NC Central when our o-line was so damn shitty.

None of the recruiting sites have added him to our class yet

Can he block?

After a pancake block, he gives them a golden sprinkle

. What did his offer sheet look like before anyone cheers about this?

The most important thing is that he won't be coached by Brad Davis.

We’re flexing on NC Central recruits now? Wow.

Good get…
Named All-State and All-Region.
Selected to play in Shrine Bowl.
Three-year starter and team captain.
Played on both the offensive and defensive lines.
Also lettered in track and field.

A very underwhelming addition.

Sprinkle Sprinkle.

The kind of OL Kiffin likes -

Come on down, big dog!

Finally

NC Central????

295??? lol