If You're Looking For A Caddie In Las Vegas, I Think I Found Your Girl...

that is a bonna fide slut... i approve

She looks just like Bunny Lebowski. “I’m just gonna go find a cash machine”

Don't trust any woman who uses this much makeup. Goes for young women too.

She's too damn old to be prancing around and carrying herself like a ho! Damn woman, at what point in her life will she learn to have some dignity?

Not saying I wouldn't bang, but it does bother me that she is doing her best to appear in her 20's but I can pretty obviously notice she is in her mid 40's

Women get to a certain age where they have to bend certain ways to stretch out all the wrinkles like in the knees. This sad one has passed that point a few crows feet ago. No big deal, but trying to act like you are instagram 20 at her age makes me think of high mileage roastie.

She looks like any average Hooter's waitress

I bet they played her back nine.

I mean to be fair she probably makes bank off of foreign dudes spending way too much money in Vegas.

Yeah....that's a no for me Dog.

She looks shockingly like a younger version of my ex-mother-in-law

Looks like she was a dude at one point

I'd 3 putt it.

Petty hot, but she’s got more chin than Chinatown.

Whores are finding creative ways these days to hide their prostitution services. I’m not complaining

I'd hit it in the woods

Escort Caddie Service?

she's good looking for a 40 year old woman.

Get off the roof of the car! It’s just plastic, there to block sun and rain.

She's okay, but yeah, I'd let her handle my balls if I were single.