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I would watch TV until the infomercials started.

Unless it was Ron.

I'd watch all of his gadgets.
Lowest 9.5.
Highest 13.average 12.5
I hate to play devil's advocate here... But some of y'all have never flown Emirates and it shows. :lol:

It says privately funded, I assume Emirates is paying for the additional facilities in the airport?

re: Colin Jost is the luckiest s.o.b

Posted by X123F45 on 8/13/26 at 10:14 am to
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anyone that dates but doesn't marry a famous person is a POS?


Did you miss the herpes?
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You have 100 miles to the next gas station and 105 miles of gas left. Are you going to stop and fill up our tank?


I'm gonna see if 105 is really 125
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thing negative about it - it’s heavy. It drives great, but it damages roads and maybe even driveways.


Why do people spout idiotic statements like this?

The heaviest bmw electric is under 6200lbs.
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What about yogurt. If I eat it too fast I’ll gag


You definitely don't get that from your mama.

re: John Goodman is wasting away

Posted by X123F45 on 8/8/26 at 11:45 pm to
Far cry from the guy in Grand Isle I saw 25 odd years ago carrying 2 100lb blocks of ice like they were nothing.

Big John Goodman was certainly fat, but he was as strong as a damned bull.

The best part of that was... He didn't need to carry anything, he was helping the guys get a boat ready to go out.

re: Could you be an executioner?

Posted by X123F45 on 8/8/26 at 1:59 am to
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You carry out strapping the person, inserting IV. And lastly pull the levers. What dollar amount would it take to have this job? Or you just can't do it?


How many do I have to kill per person and do I have to use a needle?

I have almost zero empathy... So idk? 500 a day?
Any frozen pizza cooked on a Weber kettle grill is actually pretty good. Don't believe me? Waste a dollar on a totinos and prove me right :lol:
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Slight overreaction


Usually I would agree, but bear meat can mess you up really really badly. Seriously.

And I once ate chicken sushi in a third world country. :lol:
2100s mammy is bigger than I want, but I bet I'd be walking around looking like this after a weekend.

I've broken the internals of every seiko I've ever bought, bought an omega because I was led to believe they were beefier... Nope. :lol:

I have a tendency to use my palm or hammer fist as an actual... Hammer. Mechanical watches don't like that.
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Your wife is mathematically challenged.


Well she's a woman... So :lol:
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We all related if you go back far enough


My first wife and my second wife were somehow both born in the same town 2000 miles away. My wife doesn't know it, but I'm like 99% sure they went to k-3 together :lol:
:lol: Hear me out

Six degrees of separation exists for living people, I never once considered genetically.

My nanny asked that I spend a little time piecing together everyone's names and history. After going back a very long ways, I find a guy who appears on both sides of her mother's family tree.

So basically, her mother's grandmother's ---great great great great grandfather

...and her mother's father's --- great great great grandfather.

Were the same person.

I tell my wife, and her response is immediately "that's disgusting"

But after viewing the family tree blown up... I don't really see how they could have kept track of it. Separated by at least 120 miles and 5 generations, neither had a last name that had been linked again in 5 generations.

At this point, I bet my wife, who is from 2000 miles away, we have a common ancestor. Seven generations back, there it is. I pick a random dead celebrity at that point, eight generations back for me.

Kind of creepy to think about
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By advocating for the complete removal of Flock, you are also saying that you do not care when law enforcement caught that one child predator. Really sick logic here.


frick you and every pearl clutching POS like you.
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Yawn. 5 Billion a year to buy shite from Northrup Grumman, and we send way more to NYC alone every year from FedGov.
Take out Chicago, Boston, NYC, LA, SFO with an asteroid, and we'll improve. You are a clown. Jews! Joooos! It's Israel's fault!


Struck a nerve did I?

For the record, I said an asteroid hit the whole area.

Why? Neither side appears to have any desire to exist in civilized society.

Fine, maybe we could send both sides to camp. Where they could learn to behave. They could really focus on it.

Also... my Ashkenazi Jewish heritage would really confuse you :lol:
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It's like 900 or something mg to overdose so ...


Only if you aren't a habitual user, most Americans fall into habitual user category.

My Starbucks drink order has about 750 :lol:
I've made the joke for 30 years... And that dude from bourg just ruined my day.


j'habite su' un flotant dans un lac à cyprès...dans Iberville.
I have a maverick 88 I spray painted white probably 25 years ago. It's been submerged in mud, stayed strapped to the rack of an old 4wheeler for months at a time, and been incredibly reliable.

Ive repainted it white once about 12 years ago because I wore through the acrylic hitting trees with the barrel. Soaked it in brake fluid for a month, pressure washed it, went right back to being beat up.

I said all this to say, save 600 bucks and just spray paint the maverick. It has an aluminum receiver. Coat the internals in moly Valvoline grease and it's gonna run.