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She wanted to swim. They warned her, but did she listen? Nooooooooooooooooooo...
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Her husband said the couple had been visiting Hawaii from California for the past three weeks and was in the Aloha State when the pup was born.

'[We] saw the pup at Kaimana immediately after it was born,' he reportedly told DLNR. 'We’ve read all the safe viewing signs and abide by them. These seals swam up behind her and she was not aware of them...I believe all of the commotion on the beach likely added to her frustration.

'There is no one to blame here. All my wife did was go swimming and she happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time.'

Filed Under: General Sports
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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Lynxrufus201242 months
Her fate was nearly sealed.
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DoubleDown42 months
This wins.
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3down1042 months
You're just being seally.
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denvertiger42 months
Nice work
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Pepperoni42 months
What a moron.
Turns out she is a teacher from California.
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SomeLSUguy42 months
I want to know more about the man who had has hand cut off with a sword....
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Bayou Brat42 months
Did you see his severed hand on the ground? Hard to see though because it's so dark.
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olgoi khorkhoi42 months
They buried the lead on that one
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SWOK Sooner42 months
I'm sure the signs were mansplaining so she didn't have to pay attention to them
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KAGTASTIC42 months
And she keeps swimming instead of trying to get to shore to her husband who is recording. She thought she would out swim their interest I guess. not sure what to think about him doing that and not trying to help her. and these dumbasses still found no fault in what she did. Californians are dumbasses.
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LSUintheNW42 months
You think she listens to her husband? Lol

Build a wall around CA!
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tWildcat42 months
The sign said no swimming but there is only so much a man can tell you, so much he can say.

It just wanted to give her a kiss from a rose by the gray.
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CanebreakCajun42 months
Read the fricking signs you stupid. entitled bitch.
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BLG42 months
her husband said they saw the signs. She apparently felt it didn't apply to her
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csorre142 months
Woman doesn't listen, claims consequences are no ones fault. More of this shocking story at 8.
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Parrish_Dawg42 months
Certainly not her fault, right?
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JackieTreehorn42 months
LOL If she dies, she dies.
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TerryDawg0342 months
Forget the seal bite, what's up with the sword fight at the 7-Eleven?
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Brummy42 months
There can be only one
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Skinny42 months
Hawaiian broadcasters law. All members of the media must wear a Hawaiian shirt when reporting the news.
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Rex Feral42 months
Is everyone from California a fricking moron?
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denvertiger42 months
Please-every year in Yellowstone we have to pull out some douchebag from Texas or Florida after they try to feed the Bison calf that looked so cute next to the 2k lb bull. Tourists are stupid and think that the world is Disneyland, complete with risk-free recreation. Most Americans lack the good sense that God gave a goat.
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FATBOY TIGER42 months
Darwin award winner
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nismosao42 months
At 1:06, you can clearly see the sign showing the dangers. Why do we rescue idiots like this? "Oh, she was just going for a swim"
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C42 months
Loose seal!
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Odinson42 months
Bitten woman stated”what they’re going to do? Bite me?”
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Jay Quest42 months
Holy hell, she thought splashing water in its face would be a good defensive move.
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NoShow42 months
Obligatory FAFO.
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Hangit42 months
Since she was told not to swim, by signs and lifeguards, does she win the Good Beachkeeping Seal of approval?
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jeff7012142 months
Dumbmass...LOL
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