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This close call with a huge shark is enough to never sleep again...


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Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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GeauxBayouBengals100 months
Please let that be Jim McElwain.
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jrodLSUke100 months
Swims with Great Whites; dresses like a seal.
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HubbaBubba100 months
Seriously, I think I'd dress like their natural enemy as an Orca and scare them away.
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BowDownToLSU100 months
Instant brown water
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tWildcat100 months
That's a 20 footer...
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OldNo.7100 months
25
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LSUfan20005100 months
3 tons of him
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SLAP99100 months
Sharks can smell a drop of blood in the water from a mile away. Pretty sure they can smell the pound of crap in that guy's neoprene diaper.
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SamuelClemens100 months
Marine biologists noticed that after Orcas killed the shark, there were no other sharks for a few miles around. They ran tests and found a shark's glands release a chemical immediately at death that makes other sharks get out of town. Sounds like a shark repellent to market and profit!
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Stud Bud100 months
Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies... Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain...
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Pavoloco83100 months
I wonder if you can hear someone screaming like a little bitch underwater? that woulda been me.
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cra_cra100 months
Insane how something that big could get that close and still not be seen!!!
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Stateguy100 months
If that guy told that story without the video, no way anyone believes him.
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Salt Lick100 months
YOU'RE IT
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justausedcarguy100 months
Baw needs to keep his head on a swivel...
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MountainCat100 months
Or just stay out of the ocean.
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Stud Bud100 months
Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies... Farewell and adieu to you ladies of Spain...
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615tider100 months
I wouldn’t even get in a fricking swimming pool after that.
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ByUselves100 months
Appears Butter tooth Jim is looking for a new date.
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fareplay100 months
Nope
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DaveyDownerDawg100 months
Reminds me of this one time in 'Nam when we went surfing during a fire fight. Charlie in the wire and Great Whites in the water. Was a hell of a time to be alive.
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starsandstripes100 months
Did the shark not see him or was that an intentional bump?
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G2160100 months
Shark could've cut him in half if it wanted to. They didn't survive for millions of years by being clumsy. They eat shite a lot faster than that diver.
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Herman Frisco100 months
Makes me want to go swimming.
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RedPants100 months
No joke I would have died 30 minutes later when my tank ran out of oxygen because I was too terrified to move.
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SamuelClemens100 months
That would wake me up!
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