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During Saturday's broadcast of Florida vs. Texas A&M, CFB analyst Jesse Palmer went in on this Gators fan... (The Spun)
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udtiger16 months
Says the guy that was on The Batchelor
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Stiles16 months
Exactly. Dude was so hard up he signed on to a show to put women in front of him.
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Jabontik16 months
I bet friend zone guy is using that even now to get all the arse in the dorm.
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GatorPA8416 months
Boom…roasted.
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JackieTreehorn16 months
He’s right. You don’t dress and behave like a buffoon and have any hot chick interested. Other than humor.
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PeleofAnalytics16 months
Jesse cockblocking the kid for the next few years. Shows up at class Monday "What's up FZ! Hey this is the guy Jesse said can't get any action!". Goes up to a girl at a party or bar this weekend. "Aren't you the friend zone guy from last weekend?". Shows up for a job interview in a few years. "Joe from accounting said he was a senior when you were on TV. Said Jesse Palmer was talking about how you can't get a girlfriend."

This guy will need to need to leave the state now. Thanks Jesse.
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bigDgator16 months
It was another way of saying that the fans also need to man up.
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scottydoesntknow16 months
Jesse Palmer was a little pissy because his team was getting rocked
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SuperOcean16 months
That's the kind of announcer banter that comes when the game is so lopsided that... There's nothing else to discuss. That poor guy is the personification of UF football right now... Bouncing around but not real action
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Celery16 months
Jesse Palmer is a walking 80’s teen movie trope.
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molsusports16 months
Palmer is the Chris Evans character from Not Another Teen Movie
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Fightin Okra16 months
Jesse id going to get punished for basically saying the guy is gay
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TheWalrus16 months
He’s not calling him gay, he’s basically calling the dude a loser that can’t get a girlfriend. Really out of line
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Ssubba16 months
What guy hasn't found themselves in the friend zone?
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SEC Doctor16 months
Really douchey for a grown man to discuss a college kid in the stands that way.
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CAD703X16 months
Would it have been better if he had said ITS A ME A MARIO
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Fat Bastard16 months
kid? was he under 18? STFU he is an adult now. DWI
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