UFC Star Valerie Loureda's Advice: 'eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve'

How about getting a man by being your natural/authentic self and not photoshopped/botoxed/surgery to the hills?

Red beans and rice didn't miss her

Her “advice” is a lyric from a Kanye West song.

Enough butt floss between them cheeks to keep a small 3rd world country with no cavities.

Fat arse and a butter face...nothing to see here.

I’d drop more seed on her than Michael j Fox holding a bird feeder

I would eat her salad.

Would put my face in it

She’s cute and all but I’m just not a big fan of the no tits bubble butt look.

How bout I toss your salad and you can drink my protein dessert....

Bundaaa!

Don't know about the salad, but with that body, she is getting any man she wants!! Wow!

That girl aint eatin salads.

Bee stings and booty, I'm down.

Subtle fat shaming, that only the skinny girls get their man.

Beautiful lady but doubt she beats Macfarlane who is the champ

My face between those cheeks

You don't get an arse like that from salad. Dat's tick tick baw

If she puts that arse into her kicks, she's going to knock somebody's head off.

That arse! ??