JakeFromStateFarm

“If I pretend that I’m dead, people will forget that I lost because I let up and celebrated too early.”

Often imitated

Never duplicated

My favorite part of Colin Simmons pissing celebration was his complete shock afterwards that the referees would actually throw a flag on him for doing it :lol:

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I HATE targeting and how we expect defensive players to defy physics to avoid hits

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This. When a QB waits until the last possible second to slide, you end up with hits that are unavoidable because for all the defensive player knows, he’s going to try and run him over. USC’s DB could’ve probably pulled up on that one though.

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Real butthurt over a 19 year old with 14 total professional games in less than a year compared to the 23 year olds with hundreds of professional games

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Sankey threatened to kick LSU out of the conference for saying they were going to sign 2 guys who signed professional contracts (both were cut before ever playing in a pro game). Here is a guy who not only signed a contract, but also played professional basketball being cleared like it’s no big deal. If you don’t see the double standard there, it’s because you don’t want to because it’s your team.

He will find out on November 14 that he is wrong.

Kid runs hard and has good speed. I’ve been really impressed with him so far this year.

Audit these nuts

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EVeryone and their momma is taking a very measured approach to what they say leading up this game as not to fan flames

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Didn’t an Ole Miss player say the game would be a bloodbath a day ago? Yeah, sounds real measured to me :lol:

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Dude, shut the frick up

Why are you here

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If he weren’t here, who would tell us that Texas is back…for reals this time!