JakeFromStateFarm
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | *wears khakis |
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| Number of Posts: | 13064 |
| Registered on: | 6/4/2012 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Is it True Ellen Page will be Achilles in the new Odyssey?
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/21/26 at 5:35 am to Godzilla jr
Achilles is dead and in Hell by the time The Odyssey takes place. Odysseus encounters his spirit while traveling through Hades. Maybe his punishment was to spend entirely reduced to a weak, feminine looking goblin, which would at least make the casting decision kind of make sense. As far as black Helen of Troy?
I got nothing.
I got nothing.
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re: Celebrities in attendance for Mike Tyson’s return in 1995
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/18/26 at 5:43 pm to Kinderman
Ah Peter “Hurricane” McNealy. One of the most fabricated heavyweight “contenders” of all time. He fought 9 bums who had a combined record of 120-184-5 to give him a 9-0 undefeated record. The WBA and WBC then put him in their top 10 so he could be fed to Tyson in his return fight out of prison. Tyson predictably beat the frick out of him. What’s crazy is it’s still in the top 10 of the biggest earning boxing PPVs of all time with 1.55 million PPV buys.
re: Why isnt LSU fighting for Elijah Haven?
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/18/26 at 5:11 pm to WAR TIGER
Because we already have a QB committed. If Haven is that good, they can get him in two years out of the portal.
re: From NBA: SGA is your 2025-26 NBA MVP
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/18/26 at 11:24 am to OU Guy
The presenter got called for a foul trying to hand him the trophy :lol:
re: Tom Loy of 247Sports says, Easton Royal flipping to LSU is Inevitable.
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/18/26 at 11:17 am to BearkatTigerfan
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Royal doing a good job of posting to make people think otherwise. Talking about Texas not being done with 5 stars after they sign one
Dakorien Moore did this to us right before flipping to Oregon.
re: Indiana repping LSU Lore at the White House.
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/13/26 at 11:21 pm to sharkfhin
They want to be 2019 LSU so bad :lol:
re: Video: The game "Mixtape" is not a game
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/13/26 at 11:18 pm to Roaad
You know some millennial theater kids wrote this because anyone that was actually a teen in the 90’s would’ve laughed at and called all 3 of those characters f*****s :lol:
re: Ryan Clark tells athletes to stay away from LSU: RYAN SAYS ITS A LIE!
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/10/26 at 3:33 pm to lsupride87
Ryan Clark CTE’d himself retarded a long time ago. You just learn to expect that he’s going to say stupid shite.
re: Let’s have a “clear the air” “talk it out thread” about OKC
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/8/26 at 10:27 pm to Frac the world
This is what the NBA is now. The best players throw themselves to the floor looking for a whistle on almost every possession. It’s effective because they get to the free throw line, but it makes for a dogshit viewing experience for the fans.
re: Rank the mainline single player Final Fantasies
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/8/26 at 10:22 pm to Roaad
I played through and beat them all. Here’s my picks.
1. 6
2. 9
3. 7
4. 10
5. 4
6. 16
7. 8
8. 12
9. 15
10. 5
11. 1
12. 3
13. 2
14. 13
1. 6
2. 9
3. 7
4. 10
5. 4
6. 16
7. 8
8. 12
9. 15
10. 5
11. 1
12. 3
13. 2
14. 13
re: 1st UFO Files Released
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/8/26 at 1:26 pm to 4x4tiger
My man was trying to get the cops to shoot the aliens :lol: :lol: :lol:
re: What happened to boxing.
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/7/26 at 5:56 pm to go ta hell ole miss
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Headbutts drove him insane in the Holyfield fight
This. Holyfield was known throughout his boxing career as a guy who would headbutt opponents on the inside. Here’s what Holyfield’s repeated headbutting did to Haseem Rahman when they fought
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If tweet fails to load, click here.re: Steph Curry: NBA stars are underpaid, would like to have equity in NBA franchises
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/6/26 at 10:12 am to RelicBatches86
Only in a league as entitled and arrogant as the NBA could you have a mf making damn near $60 million a year who still has the balls to bitch about being underpaid.
re: Peyton Houston bleeds P&G
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/5/26 at 12:04 pm to HubbaBubba
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Is this the 5'-7" QB from Shreveport?
No, he’s 5’10”. Oh wait, that wasn’t an honest question. That was you trying to be a jackass and downplay Houston’s ability by insinuating him not being 6’3” makes him a bad QB.
re: Dolphins Fans I Give you Malik Willis.
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/4/26 at 2:34 pm to Funky Tide 8
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Mahomes was probably 10 Coors deep.
Like father, like son.
re: Dobson fonged to A&M on Rivals
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/4/26 at 2:32 pm to LSUbasketballfan
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60? It’s almost 90.
This. When your last natty predates the end of WWII, you get desperate :lol:
re: Ahmad Hudson Commits to LSU
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 5/3/26 at 12:16 pm to Sammobile
:lsu::lsu::lsu:
re: Deion 2026 - the wheels are falling off
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 4/5/26 at 11:31 am to StansberryRules
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Being black isn't an accomplishment
It is if you’re a race grifter…or stupid..:or both.
re: Jalen Rose: only “black sports” have salary caps, (NBA & NFL), and claims it’s “slavery”
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 3/9/26 at 3:44 pm to SPEEDY
Well frick me. I didn’t realize NHL hockey was a “black sport”. Maybe Jalen should shut the frick up.
re: 2028 #1 Overall Prospect Update | QB Jayden Wade
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 3/3/26 at 4:06 pm to iPad
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I’m really shut down, but I’m not shut down
Translation: get your fricking checkbooks out.
re: Dana White responds to Sean Stricklands recent comments
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm on 2/20/26 at 7:39 am to hawgfaninc
I liked this quote he said about some other insane rant Strickland went on in the past :lol:
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Sean Strickland said a lot of things. I don’t agree with 95% of what this guy says, but it’s his right to say it. And if you don’t like it, tune in on Saturday night. He’s going to be getting punched in the face.
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