UFC Star Valerie Loureda's Advice: 'eat your salad, no dessert, get that man you deserve'

I just desserted all over my salad

That is not a butt made from salads

WTHS (would toss her salad)

did her boobs fall into her arse

You don't get an arse like that from salad. Dat's tick tick baw

That thick chick aint on no salad DIET.

no need for dessert. she already got cake

That girl aint eatin salads.

Good find Larry.

Those are Kanye lyrics fwiw

Bigger boobs than Lolo...of course, both are out of my league.

oh lort she gonna get canceled

I’d drop more seed on her than Michael j Fox holding a bird feeder

My face between those cheeks

More like Cheeseburgers and milkshakes

If she puts that arse into her kicks, she's going to knock somebody's head off.

This is the hottest woman in MMA right now. She only has a few fights but I'm tuning in every time. She's currently with Bellator but with her stardom rising I expect her next contract could come with the UFC.

Those are lyrics from Kanye West's "New Workout Plan" btw

sweet lord

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