Matthew McConaughey Writes Message Criticizing Texas Fans for Throwing Trash vs. Georgia

Even while I wasn’t trying, I somehow read that in a McConaughy Texas accent.

What did he mean by “feel the heat”? Are they going to turn off the AC in their locker room?

Hope Florida destroys them.

WTF is a "Minister of Culture?"

No one cares what you think, Matthew McConaughey

Dude is pretty full of himself

Horns fans are not better than that. World class douchebags. Have fun at the Swamp when you realize your visitors share borders the students.

I appreciate him fwiw he’s a good dude. Has a pretty good book out too.

Was he on the sidelines to witness that massacre?

Cue the Peter Griffin gif 'omg who the hell cares?'

Jesus, that’d be a prison sentence to have try and uphold all that hipness.
I’d be living a different life (drinking and banging whores).

:cringe gif:

Also - orange font? Is this guy in 3rd grade?

alright alright alright

Thanks, Cannabis Obvious.

I read this as if David Wooderson was speaking it.

I like him better as Mud, not this Matthew dude.

Has God spoken?

Cute…..ghey….. recycle libs

Hello fellow students...

Jesus, speak like a fkn man your age pedo Matt....milkman.