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Matthew McConaughey dropping in to have a chat with Texas fans after they threw trash on the field against Georgia last weekend...
Filed Under: Texas Sports
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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BabyTac14 months
Even while I wasn’t trying, I somehow read that in a McConaughy Texas accent.
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yankeeever14 months
What did he mean by “feel the heat”? Are they going to turn off the AC in their locker room?
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Hoovertigah14 months
Hope Florida destroys them.
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LouisianaLonghorn14 months
WTF is a "Minister of Culture?"
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Mr. Misanthrope14 months
A self appointed one? I just remember his official televised pronouncement when the Tigers hit the 3rd and 17 against the Horns.
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boosiebadazz14 months
No one cares what you think, Matthew McConaughey
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DeafVallyBatnR14 months
Dude is pretty full of himself
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Saunson6914 months
He's employed by the school so I think he can do it.
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DeafVallyBatnR14 months
Anybody can do it.
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ExpoTiger14 months
Insane level narcissism. The last name sign off is the cherry on top
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CanebreakCajun14 months
Horns fans are not better than that. World class douchebags. Have fun at the Swamp when you realize your visitors share borders the students.
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CrystalPreserves14 months
I appreciate him fwiw he’s a good dude. Has a pretty good book out too.
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saturncube2114 months
Was he on the sidelines to witness that massacre?
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POTUS202414 months
Cue the Peter Griffin gif 'omg who the hell cares?'
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soccerfüt14 months
Jesus, that’d be a prison sentence to have try and uphold all that hipness.
I’d be living a different life (drinking and banging whores).
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CAD703X14 months
:cringe gif:
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POTUS202414 months
Also - orange font? Is this guy in 3rd grade?
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DVinBR14 months
alright alright alright
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oleheat14 months
Thanks, Cannabis Obvious.
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Rex Feral14 months
I read this as if David Wooderson was speaking it.
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FATBOY TIGER14 months
I like him better as Mud, not this Matthew dude.
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Bayou14 months
Has God spoken?
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StrikeIndicator14 months
Cute…..ghey….. recycle libs
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DivePlay14 months
Hello fellow students...

Jesus, speak like a fkn man your age pedo Matt....milkman.
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