soccerfüt
Favorite team: | |
Location: | Location: A Series of Tubes |
Biography: | |
Interests: | |
Occupation: | |
Number of Posts: | 65533 |
Registered on: | 5/30/2013 |
Online Status: | Not Online |
Recent Posts
Message
re: Is this photo AI? NSFW
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/26/24 at 7:01 am
AI can fap to this…....
re: Very few hotties in these protest videos, but a few is better than none right?
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/26/24 at 6:51 am
“Math is hard” -Meauxjeaux...
re: Hope these astronauts have good life insurance
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/26/24 at 6:50 am
[quote]Hope these astronauts have good life insurance[/quote]I know other folks who share your knack of saying the exact wrong inappropriate thing at the wrong time.
Y’all have the situational awareness and subtlety of a cinder block....
re: Any Porsche 914 owners around these parts?
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/26/24 at 6:45 am
[quote]Neighbor had a very nice driver one in port Allen around 2090 or so.[/quote]So you can see the future?
Are we still using fossil fuels in 2090 or was that vehicle converted to some other source of power?
...
re: LSP serve warrant to Archdiocese of New Orleans
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 11:42 pm
“We need to focus on the rehabilitation of St Louis Cathedral.” -Gayle Benson ...
re: What do you know about the BMW X5 xDrive45e (hybrid)?
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 11:21 pm
[quote]BMW X5 xDrive45e (hybrid)[/quote]Pass
As in really pass....
re: It's truly not safe to eat out anymore.
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 11:17 pm
[quote]It's truly not safe to eat out anymore.[/quote]Not on my watch....
re: Question re: Hard Drug Use:
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 7:54 am
[quote]Nancy Reagan was right. If you stay in school and off the dope, you'll probably make out just fine.
Deviate from that advice at your peril.[/quote]She may have been right about that but consider that advice came from a prodigious pipe smoker. (Allegedly)
I was around cocaine some but ...
re: 2 men injured during major wreck in Bossier involving mobile home being towed
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 7:33 am
Ban mobile homes.
(Except in Mobile, that’d be dundant)...
re: Happy Birthday Aunt Betty
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 7:19 am
I liked it when she’d serve me Apple Brown Betty wearing her Apple bottomed jeans and nothing else but a smile.
Bangers and mash always make me think about her fondly as well.
(Cause that’s what she craved every morning)
Those halcyon days of yore live in her mammaries.
Tell her “happy b...
re: Pictures from days gone by....
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 7:09 am
[quote][img] https://i.postimg.cc/G3S4L6Cs/palmer-jerry-1965-01-a-vintage-45-rpm-music-vinyl-record-2-PXJW9-E.jpg[/img][/quote]“Every party has a pooper
That’s why we invited you
Poster mauser
Party Pooper”...
re: Isn’t it great how the airline industry schemes to frick you over?
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 7:06 am
[quote]It is literally on the ticketing page, usually in picture form so that the morons also understand.[/quote]As the OP has proven, the illustrative graphics aren’t totally moron-proof.
geekboy’s Mom doin’ work
[img]https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZTM2ZWQ2YjUtMTQ4My00NTdiLTk5NDYtMzh...
re: Dear Baton Rouge Folk, Your Traffic Sucks arse
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 5:35 am
[quote]I hated the Baton Rouge bridge and the traffic when traveling in my RV.[/quote]Trust us, we all had more hate for you than you had for BR traffic.
RVs going 50 mph on Interstate Highways because their owners are
a) too cheap to drive faster
b) posted minimum speed of 40 mph (muh rights)...
re: David Wesley is destroying the Pelicans in the postgame.
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/25/24 at 5:16 am
[quote]By the way Gayle was at this game.[/quote]More concerned with raising donations for the refurbishment of St Louis Cathedral than all things Pels....
re: A worthwhile sharing draft tweet that is very relevant
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/24/24 at 4:16 pm
[quote]Trading 14 and 45 to move up a few notches.[/quote]And have the team right in front of where we trade up to take the OT we target.
I’ve seen this movie already.
Lattimore =/= Mahomes...
re: James Hurst Retires
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/24/24 at 4:13 pm
[quote]At this point, I have a feeling this is what they are going to do in the 1st round.[/quote]Mediocrity, cap hell, poor drafting, free agents can’t/don’t want to come here.
Shitty ownership
Shitty front office
Shitty coaching staff
Low to mid-level on-field talent
I remember the M...
re: Dennis Allen's Last Year: So Long!
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/24/24 at 4:06 pm
[quote]Dennis Allen's future depends on how he performs the next year maybe two.[/quote]Reading this sentence makes me happy I have drastically minimized the amount of my fandom and attention to that inept organization.
Dennis Allen is qualified to be an NFL Head Coach like Peej is qualified to b...
re: Dolphin found shot to death on beach in Louisiana
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/24/24 at 3:55 pm
RIP in Peace Vontae Davis
[img]https://patch.com/img/cdn20/ap/22941961/20240401/030255/styles/patch_image/public/ap0911010878016___01150220051.jpg[/img]...
re: Tornado historian Thomas Grazulis with an incredible stat regarding violent tornadoes...
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/24/24 at 3:51 pm
If this had been written by a Tiger Weatherman:
[img]https://i.imgur.com/NcvZ2ho.jpeg[/img]...
re: Real silverware appraisal
Posted by soccerfüt on 4/24/24 at 3:16 pm
[quote]If it isn't a collectible pattern it is worth scrap.[/quote]It's worth something less than scrap.
Best you can hope for is up to 90% of the silver content as the purchaser has to handle it and then have it melted to get their money back.
Sterling Silver is 92.5% silver by weight, that's...
Popular