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Brats (the food) gave him gas and he had a fear of horses.
You obviously have a fear of the truth.
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have I asked them to change the oil in my car or wash it.
"Euphemisms?", he asked knowingly, wink, wink, nudge, nudge

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The way we have raised boys for about 130 years is an insult to the nature of men. Boys need education obviously but at 10 years old a boy does not have the ability to sit still and behave in a manner that a woman approves of....and so female teachers berate boys about being boys and the boy soon develops a distaste for education AND women.
Dude, that ain't even close to my experience.

I knew that Natalie Wood had something I wanted when I saw her when I was five years old. No female teacher could or did change that in me.*

10 year-old me could behave in school well enough to avoid getting beat. 10 year-old boys need to be able to sit and behave, they aren't better off being fulltime professional farmers or chimney sweeps.

*I soon moved on from Natalie Wood to the local girls who were a year or two older than me. It was a variation on the same theme though.
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Hitting a lot of the bases here, a human STD Rest Area:
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PS: RTR!


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Going to Chinese prison is not at all what i would want to do
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Fat, Dumb and Happy
FIFY
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Guarantee you he knew her somehow and was harassing her so she got with him and threatened him to expose all the facts if he doesn’t listen to her.
Maybe ol’ Billy Boy has allowed her to record some unflattering private moments?

“There’s no fool like an old fool.”
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I’m fairly certain the last time I shopped for clothes in a store was when I bought a suit about 5 years ago.
That’s so Epic Cajun.
“He Yadong” would have made a great frat pledge name.
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I didn't know U-High was in Germany.
Universitäts Hochschule
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Do you ever research all about a random region or city as if you were going to live there?
When I go abroad (insert Beavis laugh here), I research where I’m staying nights like I’m going to need emergency services there.

Even in a really nice hotel; I’m not going to have a medical emergency and not know there’s a hospital ER right out the back door while I’m waiting 20 minutes on an ambulance by the front door.

This extends (obviously) to places that I might want to visit.

I don’t print street view pages of intersections or turn by turn road directions. I rent a car with a factory GPS, program everything into it and let the best solution be the best solution.
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The term is doppelgänger and they exist.
Dammit, they’re real to ME!!!!

Gängelbangers!
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Course aggregate is by far the most profitable component today.
Of coarse.
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What if everyone had an identical twin?
Guam would capsize fo’ sho’!
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He did recover very nicely with is new GF though.
Rack & Pinion steering him into tight corners