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U.S. Track Runner Blames A Burrito For Testing Positive For Banned Substance
© Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports
Not gonna lie, I've blamed many things on a burrito. US Track runner Shelby Houlihan got a 4-year suspension after testing positive for a banned substance. Yep. She blamed it on burrito...
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Filed Under: Summer Olympics
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
28 Comments
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conman34 months
Watch the documentary “Icarus” on Netflix
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Hangit34 months
Ummm... I wasn't informed there was going to be homework.
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LSU Patrick34 months
Must have been one of those North Carolina A&T burritos.
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sjmabry34 months
Don’t be a hater by crapping on A&T.
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LSU Patrick34 months
Don’t be naive by thinking some eyebrows shouldn’t be raised.
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RazzleDazzle34 months
I don't get it?
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Jake8834 months
Attended the Bob Baffert School of bullshite.
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idlewatcher34 months
lol
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AUFanInSoCal34 months
Let's put this anabolic steroid in one of the burritos. What's the worst that could happen?
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TigerCoon34 months
Mexican UFC fighter Brandon Moreno tested positive for clenbuterol, and claimed it was from contaminated meat. USADA agreed, and cleared him.
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D500MAG34 months
Canelo Alvarez
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LSUvet7234 months
Taco Bel better check its meat before thousands of liberal educated , white AMERICAN females become aggressive start marching in BLM parades and cursing police... Oh wait, think that's already happening huh?
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dagrippa34 months
it sounds so stupid that I believe her
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carhartt34 months
But guys that think they are girls are allowed to run in the same race???
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Boudreaux Jones34 months
This is the Olympics, not high school, so no.
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Pacito34 months
I have tested positive for explosive diarrhea after downing a few of their burritos
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xGeauxLSUx34 months
Who's burritos?
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Marco Esquandolas34 months
I’d give her a burrito...
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xGeauxLSUx34 months
You spelled Taquito wrong.
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Lynxrufus201234 months
She could identify as a Trans-burrito and get back in.
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tketaco34 months
That face looks like she's shitting the burrito.
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HalfCocked34 months
this is like when those Clemson players tested posi for PED's. And claimed it was in their pre workout lmao.
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Champagne34 months
That must have been one bad burrito.
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LL734 months
Those burritos might give you some bad gas but I don’t know about making you test positive for bannned substances.
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Boudreaux Jones34 months
"Some research suggests consuming the meat of certain animals could lead to the presence of nandrolone in urine samples, according to the Handbook of Experimental Pharmacology" What did she order???
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tigergirl1034 months
These articles read like an 8th grader wrote them.
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ForeverEllisHugh34 months
So after reading the whole story, with the pig offal and all, I actually believe her.
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Boudreaux Jones34 months
Can relate. My wife banned me from the bedroom after a bad burrito once.
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