U.S. Track Runner Blames A Burrito For Testing Positive For Banned Substance

Attended the Bob Baffert School of bullshite.

I have tested positive for explosive diarrhea after downing a few of their burritos

Mexican UFC fighter Brandon Moreno tested positive for clenbuterol, and claimed it was from contaminated meat. USADA agreed, and cleared him.

But guys that think they are girls are allowed to run in the same race???

it sounds so stupid that I believe her

She could identify as a Trans-burrito and get back in.

I’d give her a burrito...

this is like when those Clemson players tested posi for PED's. And claimed it was in their pre workout lmao.

These articles read like an 8th grader wrote them.

Those burritos might give you some bad gas but I don’t know about making you test positive for bannned substances.

Let's put this anabolic steroid in one of the burritos. What's the worst that could happen?

Watch the documentary “Icarus” on Netflix

Can relate. My wife banned me from the bedroom after a bad burrito once.

So after reading the whole story, with the pig offal and all, I actually believe her.

That must have been one bad burrito.

That face looks like she's shitting the burrito.

Must have been one of those North Carolina A&T burritos.

Taco Bel better check its meat before thousands of liberal educated , white AMERICAN females become aggressive start marching in BLM parades and cursing police... Oh wait, think that's already happening huh?