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This poor lad is Jack Johnson. He has already spent $26,000 on surgery to look like his idol, soccer star David Beckham, and says he needs at least another $35,000 to achieve his goal. I guess there are worse things to spend your money on...nope, actually this is the worst...
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(TerezOwens)
Filed Under: Soccer
Originally published on TigerDroppings.com
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SPEEDY114 months
You mean he spent $26k to look like kim jong-un?
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RedFoxx114 months
$26,000 haircut and still didn't get it right.
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CCTider114 months
He should've started with a treadmill.
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saint tiger225114 months
Looks more like Chaz Bono than Beckham.
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dbeck114 months
He looks like a man who has changed genders twice.
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CAD703X114 months
nailed it
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Black n Gold114 months
What is the point of plastic surgery if you tell everyone you had plastic surgery?
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BobABooey114 months
I bet he's married to Nosh Spice.
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NYCAuburn114 months
are those whisker implants?
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BowDownToLSU114 months
If he's going for the gay version of David...he nailed it
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RightHook114 months
evil spirits everywhere.
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papasmurf1269114 months
Dr. should've done something about that five head
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BigPerm30114 months
He should ask for a refund.
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BigPerm30114 months
He should ask for a refund.
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dbeck114 months
Subtle brag
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DoubleDown114 months
Sheesh, just be you buddy. Also, maybe start running like David Beckham and you might get closer than any surgery would do?!
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Flipadelphia114 months
Nailed it!
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CAD703X114 months
dammit i missed this comment
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PrimeTime Money114 months
His plastic surgeon is pretty good because I wouldn't have known he had plastic surgery if I wasn't told. Some of these people who get plastic surgery look like a lizard afterwards. However, this guy looks nothing like David Beckham.
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Cobb Dawg114 months
I think we're being punked. I look more like Beckham than this dude without any surgery.
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engvol114 months
£26,000 of welfare benefits well spent
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Black n Gold114 months
FWIW, it is $26k USD.
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