papasmurf1269

re: Serious meeting derailed after female exec suddenly declares that she badly needs s-x

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 4/24/25 at 2:34 pm

By the looks of that person she is probably still in need

re: Carmelo Anthony

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 4/18/25 at 12:41 pm

Speaking of weed my wife and I just went into Academy here in Baton Rouge on Airline and the whole fricking store smelled like weed.

re: Near Death Experiences

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 4/17/25 at 10:32 pm

I’m dead emotionally. Does that count?

re: Senator Bill Cassidy in campaign mode.

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 4/17/25 at 10:32 pm

And he can frick right off too as far as I’m concerned

re: High School Drivers Ed

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 4/2/25 at 4:06 pm

I had to pay $450 for my son‘s drivers Ed. I remember at high school it was free for us

re: Dude chilling on the sidewalk in NYC eating a rat

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 3/15/25 at 7:19 pm

This actually helps solve two problems. One it helps feed the homeless and two it gets rid of the rat population it’s kind of a win-win

re: It looks like Greenland is happening

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 3/13/25 at 1:50 pm

People will lose their fricking minds If this happens

100

re: Fired federal workers must be reinstated immediately, judge rules

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 3/13/25 at 12:29 pm

No thank you

re: Anybody ever just wake up and for some reason

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 3/12/25 at 3:39 pm

quote:
You absolute can't stand the sight, the sound, the actions of every single person you come in contact with after you leave the house?

every day my friend. Welcome to my world

re: MSNBC unveils new talent after firing Joy Reid and canceling her show

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 3/4/25 at 4:10 pm

I guess they will never learn

re: Are CVT transmissions unreliable?

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 3/3/25 at 6:34 pm

My wife’s 2016 Rogue had one and while I did not like it, it never crapped out on us and it had 145,000 miles on it

re: Passenger gets on wrong bus then attacks driver

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 2/26/25 at 3:45 pm

I would pull that bus over and did to her like my dad used to do to me. Beating my arse

re: Texas rancher killed by cartel IED near Southern border

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 2/25/25 at 3:31 pm

They keep poking the bear they gonna get bit

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re: NBC news: FBI agents “appalled” at Bongino nomination

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 2/24/25 at 6:53 am

In other news, normal people don’t give a shite what FBI agents think

re: Obama birth certificate forged?

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 2/22/25 at 8:41 am

Thanks Obama

re: Mexico Cartels

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 2/20/25 at 6:46 pm

It honestly seems like Mexico would want help dealing with cartels as it doesn’t appear they can do anything to the cartels by themselves.

re: There's an anti-circumcision protest going on in Metairie right now

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 2/10/25 at 3:25 pm

Look, I got my circumcision when I was about two weeks old and I couldn’t walk for a year or so but I was fine.

re: Are Nicotine pouches the future or just a new "boner" fad?

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 2/8/25 at 3:11 pm

I used the patches and I went through the entire program and they worked for me. I have been quit since Thanksgiving of last year

Some days are worse than others as far as still wanting a cigarette but all in all I remained strong

re: Lego is anti-LGB because the bricks have male or female parts made to mate with each other

Posted by papasmurf1269 on 2/6/25 at 6:11 pm

At this point I can’t wait for the asteroid