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Posted on 1/17/20 at 4:03 pm to chillmonster
Posted on 1/17/20 at 4:03 pm to chillmonster
Assistant Head Coach. That's an interesting title. I wonder what he will actually do.
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Posted on 1/17/20 at 4:15 pm to MacDawg
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Assistant Head Coach
*Assistant to the Head Coach
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That's an interesting title. I wonder what he will actually do.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 4:35 pm to fibonaccisquared
Probably a good spot for Coley. He could probably be a event HC one day in a CEO role. His scheming is trash though.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 5:32 pm to S1C EM
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This is an awesome move by Kirby.
Agreed. I SOOOO want to do a celebratory porn bomb, but......
omg i think i'm feeling a little uncomfortable. me and george haffner just rolled over in our future graves.
ps this aint the first time uga had a revolution by coordinator. happened last time circa 1991 when wayne mcduffie came back. yeah the offense improved dramatically but overall it was the same ol same ol.
I just looked at a comprehensive list of uga asst coaches. it's amazing the number of folks when they were hired we all thought it was going to mean alltime awesomeness everywhere. and most of those folks are probably teaching junior high somewhere today.
yeah Lsu and the two joes caught some lightning in a bottle this year. and yeah it sucks cause really WE deserve it more. but i'm not sure this move will guarantee it in our future. it's as much a crapshoot as anything else. and oh yeah i remember a lotta lotta lotta folks who was glad to see Bobo leave(BOO BOO, anybody) and were thrilled at the prospect of schottenhemmier however in the frick you spell it.
coley aint no offensive genius and i liked Chaney (learn to spell it people it's an A not an E) and was skeptical of Coley from the jump, but honestly he's probably good enough to get the job done given a WR corps that aint gone full retard and veteran QB who got the straight mark wohlers yips.
and then couldnt wait for that sob to leave, good riddance, to frick somebody else up, and lo and behold cat is holding his own in the rugged nfc west.
so
This post was edited on 1/18/20 at 12:11 pm
Posted on 1/17/20 at 6:06 pm to miledawg
quote:The poor WR situation didn't explain:
coley aint no offensive genius and i liked Chaney (learn to spell it people it's an A not an E) and was skeptical of Coley from the jump, but honestly he's probably good enough to get the job done given a WR corps that aint gone full retard and veteran QB who got the straight mark wohlers yips.
- unsuccessfully running up the middle 20x a game with telegraphed runs out of predictable formations and predictable personnel packages
- continuing to do what was unsuccessful in the first half in the second half because of clear inability to make adjustments
- gross under-utilization of TE's, Slot receivers, James Cook, and the middle of the field in general
- not running any inside/middle screens and only the rare occasional outside screen
- continually calling draws and starting pass receptions behind the LOS on 3rd and 6+
- continually calling plays on 3rd and long where virtually every receiver route was designed to curl or break in/out several yards in front of the freaking 1st down marker
- barely throwing 5% of our pass attempts deep
- barely throwing 20% of our pass attempts intermediate
- turning UGA's passing game into a short pass dink-n-dunk offense
- being unbalanced running outside the tackles only 30% of runs
- running a successful play and then never trying it again all game
- continually making Simmons, Landers, and Robertson primary targets on pass plays at our most critical moments when we had to have a reception
- consistently telegraphing to the world we were running up the middle by making Zamir White run the same freaking dive every time he stepped on the field
- not getting our RB's involved in the pass game near enough
Sorry, but Coley was/isn't a good OC. And nothing would have changed that, including us having better WR's.
This post was edited on 1/17/20 at 6:14 pm
Posted on 1/17/20 at 6:23 pm to BeefDawg
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coley aint no offensive genius and i liked Chaney (learn to spell it people it's an A not an E) and was skeptical of Coley from the jump, but honestly he's probably good enough to get the job done given a WR corps that aint gone full retard and veteran QB who got the straight mark wohlers yips.
The poor WR situation didn't explain:
- unsuccessfully running up the middle 20x a game with telegraphed runs out of predictable formations and predictable personnel packages
- continuing to do what was unsuccessful in the first half in the second half because of clear inability to make adjustments
- gross under-utilization of TE's, Slot receivers, James Cook, and the middle of the field in general
- not running any inside/middle screens and only the rare occasional outside screen
- continually starting runs and pass receptions behind the LOS on 3rd and 6+
- continually calling plays on 3rd and long where virtually every receiver route was designed to curl or break in/out several yards in front of the freaking 1st down marker
- barely throwing 5% of our pass attempts deep
- barely throwing 20% of our pass attempts intermediate
- turning UGA into a short pass dink-n-dunk offense
- being unbalanced running outside the tackles only 30% of runs
- running a successful play and then never trying it again all game
- continually making Simmons, Landers, and Robertson primary targets on pass plays at our most critical moments when we had to have a reception
- consistently telegraphing to the world we were running up the middle by making Zamir White run the same freaking dive every time he stepped on the field
- not getting our RB's involved in the pass game near enough
Sorry, but Coley was/isn't a good OC. And nothing would have changed that, including us having better WR's.
well by God, beefy boy, that's one helluva list. and despite never ever ever claiming to be more capable than people who get paid a million dollars a year to do this, who have been doing this all their lives, who spend 20hrs a day almost 365 doing this, i will make the claim that yes indeed if we had not had receiver apocalypse and had we had receivers capable of 1 getting off jams, 2 interpreting what the defense was doing and what their qb wanted them to do 3 getting open deep 4 getting open intermediately 5 catching the goddamn ball when they did get open then maybe we wouldn't have had to resort to 20x running up the middle, continuing to do what was unsuccessful, (nobody throws more that 5%deep so i'll skip that), dink n and dunk n etc
anyway i've been going to uga games in person since 1975 and i've seen it all before, and i've seen this too and forgive me if i'm just a little bit skeptical.
also i've seen my hometown team, my family's team (my whole goddamn family besides me went to lsu), a team i like and i hate too, manage to win three goddamn national championships while we have had our hearts broken on the altar 3 times.
so i'm way the frick beyond thinking hiring another assistant coach is going to change this shite any time soon. in fact im finna pull a willie mays hays and get me a garter snake and a candle. out.
This post was edited on 1/17/20 at 10:23 pm
Posted on 1/17/20 at 6:47 pm to miledawg
quote:You feel better about your opinion?
well by God, beefy boy, that's one helluva list. and despite never ever ever claiming to be more capable than people who get paid a million dollars a year to do this, who have been doing this all there lives, who spend 20hrs a day almost 365 doing this, i will make the claim that yes indeed if we had not had receiver apocalypse and had we had receivers capable of 1 getting off jams, 2 interpreting what the defense was doing and what their qb wanted them to do 3 getting open deep 4 getting open intermediately 5 catching the goddamn ball when they did get open then maybe we wouldn't have had to resort to 20x running up the middle, continuing to do what was unsuccessful, (nobody throws more that 5%deep so i'll skip that), dink n and dunk n etc
anyway i've been going to uga games in person since 1975 and i've seen it all before, and i've seen this too and forgive me if i'm just a little bit skeptical.
also i've seen my hometown team, my family's team (my whole goddamn family besides me went to lsu), a team i like and i hate too, manage to win three goddamn national championships while we have had our hearts broken on the alter 3 times.
so i'm way the frick beyond thinking hiring another assistant coach is going to change this shite any time soon. in fact im finna pull a willie mays hays and get me a garter snake and a candle. out.
I mean all I did was lay out what actually happened. All you're doing is being pessimistic and miserably cynical.
Good luck with that. I bet you're a blast at parties and cheering people up.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 8:05 pm to dan765
Very psyched about what this means about our Head Coach.
He never stops working. He has a plan. He isn't standing still with his fingers crossed hoping good things happen without making changes.
And I love how the team played for him in the Sugar Bowl. I honestly don't think any team in memory had to play such a high profile game lacking the amount of starters/playmakers we were missing. And they flat out kicked @ss. It wasn't close.
The fact that CKS has built that kind of depth, and had them ready to play like that, is unprecedented for the Georgia football program, and maybe any program.
He never stops working. He has a plan. He isn't standing still with his fingers crossed hoping good things happen without making changes.
And I love how the team played for him in the Sugar Bowl. I honestly don't think any team in memory had to play such a high profile game lacking the amount of starters/playmakers we were missing. And they flat out kicked @ss. It wasn't close.
The fact that CKS has built that kind of depth, and had them ready to play like that, is unprecedented for the Georgia football program, and maybe any program.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 10:45 pm to BeefDawg
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well by God, beefy boy, that's one helluva list. and despite never ever ever claiming to be more capable than people who get paid a million dollars a year to do this, who have been doing this all there lives, who spend 20hrs a day almost 365 doing this, i will make the claim that yes indeed if we had not had receiver apocalypse and had we had receivers capable of 1 getting off jams, 2 interpreting what the defense was doing and what their qb wanted them to do 3 getting open deep 4 getting open intermediately 5 catching the goddamn ball when they did get open then maybe we wouldn't have had to resort to 20x running up the middle, continuing to do what was unsuccessful, (nobody throws more that 5%deep so i'll skip that), dink n and dunk n etc
anyway i've been going to uga games in person since 1975 and i've seen it all before, and i've seen this too and forgive me if i'm just a little bit skeptical.
also i've seen my hometown team, my family's team (my whole goddamn family besides me went to lsu), a team i like and i hate too, manage to win three goddamn national championships while we have had our hearts broken on the alter 3 times.
so i'm way the frick beyond thinking hiring another assistant coach is going to change this shite any time soon. in fact im finna pull a willie mays hays and get me a garter snake and a candle. out.
You feel better about your opinion?
I mean all I did was lay out what actually happened. All you're doing is being pessimistic and miserably cynical.
Good luck with that. I bet you're a blast at parties and cheering people up.
yeah you layin out your version of what happened this LAST year. but no consideration as to WHY it happened. E.G. we aint for the most part had a swinging dick to throw a pass to and as a result our qb's weaknesses were exposed.
yeah i get it. you are for sure monken is going to be better than coley. you were for sure coley was gonna be better than that fat pos cheney (sic). you damn sure knew cheney (sic) was gonna be better than shotten-however-the-frick-you-spell it. and shottn-frick damn sure could not have been worse then bobo's dumbass.
we can go dc's on this shite too, while we're at it. hell i remember when folks like you went all apeshit over marion campbell, and then got all caught up in we gotta get rid of joe kines, (his bend but don't break doesnt work in this day and age) then hell yes we got kevin ramsey his defenses are gonna ATTACK, oh shite ramsey sucks can we get kines back he's pretty good.
so if cynical it is you have to forgive me, young main i done seent it before and you aint spouting nothing new under this sun.
i don't have to feel better about my opinion because i felt great about it to begin with feel great about it now and will feel great about it next fall when we look like big12 wannabes.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:30 pm to miledawg
I like reading posts like these in the voice of Nick Marshall.
Posted on 1/17/20 at 11:54 pm to AmericusDawg
lol. i'll just take that as a compliment. not sure about Nick's diction but i will say he was a decent qb but given his deft touch with the hands he woulda been an absolute steal as a db in the nfl if he had not stolen off of the path here at uga
Posted on 1/18/20 at 12:34 am to miledawg
Nobody was gonna give Nick another chance after he got caught using PED's. No telling where he picked up that habit 
Posted on 1/18/20 at 3:05 am to miledawg
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lol. i'll just take that as a compliment. not sure about Nick's diction but i will say he was a decent qb but given his deft touch with the hands he woulda been an absolute steal as a db in the nfl if he had not stolen off of the path here at uga
Nick Marshall makes Jameis Winston sound like Martin Luther King. You're being called a retard, and rightfully so.
Posted on 1/18/20 at 8:46 am to VADawg
Oh you gonna jump in now with personal shite. Calling me a retard. I don’t appreciate that. But regardless stand by my assertions about uga fans’ general hysteria about assistant coach hires and have given examples to back my assertions up.
What’s more I feel like an anonymous internet insult should be considered as serious as one given face to face. So i live here in athens. Next time you’re in town you are invited to deliver a cogent argument if possible and an insult, if you dare, in person.
oh and btw your nick marshall > jameis winston > dr king argument is at the best vaguely racist. much rather be a retard than a racist.
What’s more I feel like an anonymous internet insult should be considered as serious as one given face to face. So i live here in athens. Next time you’re in town you are invited to deliver a cogent argument if possible and an insult, if you dare, in person.
oh and btw your nick marshall > jameis winston > dr king argument is at the best vaguely racist. much rather be a retard than a racist.
This post was edited on 1/18/20 at 8:59 am
Posted on 1/18/20 at 8:48 am to miledawg
Hey I live in Athens we should get others from the board in the area and get some Blind Pig one night
Posted on 1/18/20 at 8:55 am to AllDawgCK
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Hey I live in Athens we should get others from the board in the area and get some Blind Pig one night
that's a good idea!
Posted on 1/18/20 at 9:15 am to miledawg
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What’s more I feel like an anonymous internet insult should be considered as serious as one given face to face. So i live here in athens. Next time you’re in town you are invited to deliver a cogent argument if possible and an insult, if you dare, in person.
Alright, Tommy Toughnuts. Settle down.
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oh and btw your nick marshall > jameis winston > dr king argument is at the best vaguely racist. much rather be a retard than a racist.
When Nick Marshall speaks, I need subtitles. If that makes me a racist in your simple little mind, then so be it.
Posted on 1/18/20 at 9:19 am to miledawg
When in doubt scream racism. Good little prog
Posted on 1/18/20 at 9:26 am to VADawg
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What’s more I feel like an anonymous internet insult should be considered as serious as one given face to face. So i live here in athens. Next time you’re in town you are invited to deliver a cogent argument if possible and an insult, if you dare, in person.
Alright, Tommy Toughnuts. Settle down.
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oh and btw your nick marshall > jameis winston > dr king argument is at the best vaguely racist. much rather be a retard than a racist.
When Nick Marshall speaks, I need subtitles. If that makes me a racist in your simple little mind, then so be it.
Ok. you come out of nowhere to call me a retard, and when I take offense you tell me to settle down. Again I live right here in Athens right up the hill from the baseball stadium right down the road from the building formerly known as the waffle house and i dont go for this millennial hiding behind your internet ID BS.
So if you are going to call somebody a retard on the internet you should be willing to do the same in person. As a uga fan i have to assume you are in Athens from time to time and I would be glad to continue this conversation in person.
And using three african americans as examples in a screed about diction, understandability etc is as racist as can be so you might as well own up to that too.
Posted on 1/18/20 at 9:32 am to DawgCountry
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When in doubt scream racism. Good little prog
when in doubt make fun of the way a black person talks, then get high and mighty when someone points out that it's blatantly racist. one doesnt have to be a 'progressive' which i guarantee i am not, to see this.
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