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re: Ode to Lane Kiffin

Posted on 11/22/25 at 9:19 am to
Posted by jonnyanony
Member since Nov 2020
14707 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 9:19 am to
quote:

Weve gone beyond cringe into something worse. Theres no word for it.


This is known as Quantum Cringe
Posted by Cadello
Eunice
Member since Dec 2007
48636 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 9:28 am to
Dear diary…

Wah…

Grow some balls
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
16944 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 9:30 am to

Lane Kiffin played by Jim Carey and Ole Miss played by Matthew Broderick
Posted by PurpleSingularity
Member since Dec 2017
2489 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 9:42 am to
quote:

You’ll be a 10-11 win team most every year but his overconfident playcalling and offensive disappearances in big games is going to drive you mad.


I’m not sure what Lane is going to do, and I think there are other options that can be very successful, but the LSU Football Program ceiling is much higher
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
71407 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 9:46 am to
We’re 11 and one in a rebuilding year with three straight 10 win seasons.

There really isn’t a lot of room left for “much higher”
Posted by PurpleSingularity
Member since Dec 2017
2489 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 9:58 am to
quote:

There really isn’t a lot of room left for “much higher”


Championships, Heismans, Playoffs, etc
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
71407 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 10:00 am to
quote:

We’re 11 and one in a rebuilding year with three straight 10 win seasons.

There really isn’t a lot of room left for “much higher”
Posted by Zgeo
Baja Oklahoma
Member since Jul 2021
2985 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 10:12 am to
Lane Kiffwn is riding that Ferris State QB all the way to the huge payoff….what happens at the next place if he doesn’t. Have a Ferris State qb to make him look good?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38636 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 10:45 am to
Lane ain't gonna make it past 3 years in Red Stick. Either the LSU fans turn on him (which is inevitable given Lane) or, if he does well, he's gonna scratch the NFL itch.
Posted by Townedrunkard
Member since Jan 2019
13625 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 10:50 am to
He already coached in the nfl. It’s not like Saban.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
38636 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:20 am to
Redemption Tour
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
71407 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:21 am to
He went to a place that the owner forced him to draft Jamarcus Russell over Calvin Johnson.

That doesn’t count.
Posted by Swamp Angel
Somewhere on a river
Member since Jul 2004
9584 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 11:59 am to
quote:

LSU’s geeking out, Florida’s is praying for a X-mas miracle and Ole Miss is on a permanent turtlehead watch


This is one of the funniest lines I've read here in a loooooooong time!



Posted by DeathByTossDive225
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2019
6183 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 12:02 pm to
This is the best melt I’ve ever seen.
Ever.

You’ve just unseated milk girl.
Posted by LSUCap
Member since Apr 2023
1998 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 12:17 pm to
Shut up bitch
Posted by abellsujr
Member since Apr 2014
37574 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 12:22 pm to
Regardless off all of it, this has been the most exciting coaching search in history. Not for you I see
Posted by RelentlessAnalysis
Member since Oct 2025
967 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 12:25 pm to
I don't have a dog in the Rebel/Kiffin debacle, but that OP is a truly impressive melt.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
18935 posts
Posted on 11/22/25 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

We’re too far gone to quit you now.

What in the Brokeback Mountain is this shite?
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