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jatebe
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It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama


CapstoneGrad06
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
It’s recruiting and it’s never over until the ink is dry. But Texas fans trying to make it over now.


FightinTiga
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Excellent pull but wtf you bars gonna do if there’s no football for awhile?


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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Oh look it FightinTiga melting down and being a dumbass In an Alabama thread


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bbeck
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
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no football for awhile?

You better hope football shows up to distract Saban and his baws from the recruiting trail


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5Wide
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
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frick THOSE countS. I won’t wish them harm but I aint gonna cry if they blow out a knee or two. frickING a-holeS.



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I’m very comfortable with them never starting, having some guys who didn’t shite all over our recruiting starting over them, picking up Sports Management degrees from Bama (or Tech or some shite if they transfer for playing time), and disappearing into the ether.



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Why Saban isn’t considering retiring this year is beyond me specially with the Rona running rampant. 68 yo with probably some comorbidities ups the risk significantly imo


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There simply aren’t enough different ways for me to express how badly the Brockermeyers can get violently fricked by magically animated chainsaws or slashed with thorns and the open wounds doused in blended up ghost peppers until they have cardiac arrest. And I like to think I’m pretty creative in imagining new ways for people to get fricked. frick them.



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Meh. frick ‘em. And frick their pre-madonna dad. You’ve pissed away three generations of tradition and goodwill at your alma mater. Hope it was worth it ya miserable frick.

Edit: Also, why does it look like they’re wearing blush in their edits? fricking weaksauce.









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frick THOSE countS. I won’t wish them harm but I aint gonna cry if they blow out a knee or two. frickING a-holeS.



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I’m very comfortable with them never starting, having some guys who didn’t shite all over our recruiting starting over them, picking up Sports Management degrees from Bama (or Tech or some shite if they transfer for playing time), and disappearing into the ether.



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Why Saban isn’t considering retiring this year is beyond me specially with the Rona running rampant. 68 yo with probably some comorbidities ups the risk significantly imo


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There simply aren’t enough different ways for me to express how badly the Brockermeyers can get violently fricked by magically animated chainsaws or slashed with thorns and the open wounds doused in blended up ghost peppers until they have cardiac arrest. And I like to think I’m pretty creative in imagining new ways for people to get fricked. frick them.



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Meh. frick ‘em. And frick their pre-madonna dad. You’ve pissed away three generations of tradition and goodwill at your alma mater. Hope it was worth it ya miserable frick.

Edit: Also, why does it look like they’re wearing blush in their edits? fricking weaksauce.





A Menace to Sobriety
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Great gets for Bama, but it's embarrassing to see posters/people act like that because a 17/18 year old didn't choose the team they are fans of. Sorry they wanted to commit to a school that thought would make them happy and be a good fit for them. Texas fans should be ashamed.

And as an LSU fan, my team does this a lot too and it's honestly pretty sad too.


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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Bama outbid blah blah. We’ve all known for months this was coming.


Bama: 5* hell yes

Texas: legacy doesn’t mean anything

That’s a hell of a get


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Bham4Tide
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
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I could give a frick about a Brockermeyer. Especially after the shite they pulled. They already rock the Bama hair. They belong there.


This one made me laugh.


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jatebe
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
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Great gets for Bama, but it's embarrassing to see posters/people act like that because a 17/18 year old didn't choose the team they are fans of.


Their older brother is actually on the Texas team. I wonder how he feels after seeing the how the fans talk about his brothers & Father.

Luke Brockermeyer, Texas LB


CapstoneGrad06
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Hell. They’re talking about him as well. Wanting him cut from the Texas roster.


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Dawgsrule
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Holy shit, some people really take the decisions of 17-18 year old kids waaaaay too seriously.


Tide or Die87
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Wonder if the brother will be on scholarship next year


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Lsupimp
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Surlyhorns melted SO hard after LSU beat them last year. It was a rare melt. SEC fans tend to melt far more gracefully and or humorously. These dudes just seem angry AF all the time,


The Football Whisper
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Just proves Texas would be a good fit for the sec. Would easily become rivals with LSU,Bama, Arkansas


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Mithridates6
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Lol at saying her parents should've influenced them. Herman is just such a dweeb, I can't imagine a self-respecting parent wanting their kids to play for him
This post was edited on 7/18 at 3:38 pm


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BornAndRaised_LA
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Damn. LSU fans might get a little upset when Louisiana kids head elsewhere, but we’re nothing like that.

The fact that those are adults posting that is embarrassing.


Mithridates6
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So they didn’t want to come to Texas because Herman is an a-hole, but they are going to go play for Saban?

Major difference btwn an a-hole who commands and deserves respect and Herman


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CGSC Lobotomy
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
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SEC fans tend to melt far more gracefully and or humorously


We tend to focus our melts inward and sarcastically.


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