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It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick BamaPosted by jatebe 
on 7/17/20 at 6:10 pm
on 7/17/20 at 6:10 pm
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Warning, language. But this is great.
Warning, language. But this is great.
re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick BamaPosted by CapstoneGrad06 on 7/17/20 at 6:13 pm to jatebe
on 7/17/20 at 6:13 pm to jatebeIt’s recruiting and it’s never over until the ink is dry. But Texas fans trying to make it over now.
re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick BamaPosted by FightinTiga 
on 7/17/20 at 7:14 pm to jatebe
on 7/17/20 at 7:14 pm to jatebeExcellent pull but wtf you bars gonna do if there’s no football for awhile?
re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick BamaPosted by Vidic 
on 7/17/20 at 7:33 pm to FightinTiga
on 7/17/20 at 7:33 pm to FightinTigaOh look it FightinTiga melting down and being a dumbass In an Alabama thread
re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick BamaPosted by bbeck 
on 7/17/20 at 7:34 pm to FightinTiga
on 7/17/20 at 7:34 pm to FightinTigaquote:
no football for awhile?
You better hope football shows up to distract Saban and his baws from the recruiting trail
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frick THOSE countS. I won’t wish them harm but I aint gonna cry if they blow out a knee or two. frickING a-holeS.
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I’m very comfortable with them never starting, having some guys who didn’t shite all over our recruiting starting over them, picking up Sports Management degrees from Bama (or Tech or some shite if they transfer for playing time), and disappearing into the ether.
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Why Saban isn’t considering retiring this year is beyond me specially with the Rona running rampant. 68 yo with probably some comorbidities ups the risk significantly imo
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There simply aren’t enough different ways for me to express how badly the Brockermeyers can get violently fricked by magically animated chainsaws or slashed with thorns and the open wounds doused in blended up ghost peppers until they have cardiac arrest. And I like to think I’m pretty creative in imagining new ways for people to get fricked. frick them.
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Meh. frick ‘em. And frick their pre-madonna dad. You’ve pissed away three generations of tradition and goodwill at your alma mater. Hope it was worth it ya miserable frick.
Edit: Also, why does it look like they’re wearing blush in their edits? fricking weaksauce.
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick BamaPosted by Reservoir dawg 
on 7/17/20 at 9:43 pm to 5Wide
on 7/17/20 at 9:43 pm to 5Widequote:
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frick THOSE countS. I won’t wish them harm but I aint gonna cry if they blow out a knee or two. frickING a-holeS.
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I’m very comfortable with them never starting, having some guys who didn’t shite all over our recruiting starting over them, picking up Sports Management degrees from Bama (or Tech or some shite if they transfer for playing time), and disappearing into the ether.
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Why Saban isn’t considering retiring this year is beyond me specially with the Rona running rampant. 68 yo with probably some comorbidities ups the risk significantly imo
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There simply aren’t enough different ways for me to express how badly the Brockermeyers can get violently fricked by magically animated chainsaws or slashed with thorns and the open wounds doused in blended up ghost peppers until they have cardiac arrest. And I like to think I’m pretty creative in imagining new ways for people to get fricked. frick them.
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Meh. frick ‘em. And frick their pre-madonna dad. You’ve pissed away three generations of tradition and goodwill at your alma mater. Hope it was worth it ya miserable frick.
Edit: Also, why does it look like they’re wearing blush in their edits? fricking weaksauce.
re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick BamaPosted by A Menace to Sobriety 
on 7/17/20 at 10:54 pm to jatebe
on 7/17/20 at 10:54 pm to jatebeGreat gets for Bama, but it's embarrassing to see posters/people act like that because a 17/18 year old didn't choose the team they are fans of. Sorry they wanted to commit to a school that thought would make them happy and be a good fit for them. Texas fans should be ashamed.
And as an LSU fan, my team does this a lot too and it's honestly pretty sad too.
And as an LSU fan, my team does this a lot too and it's honestly pretty sad too.
re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick BamaPosted by Captain Crown on 7/17/20 at 11:29 pm to CapstoneGrad06
on 7/17/20 at 11:29 pm to CapstoneGrad06Bama outbid blah blah. We’ve all known for months this was coming.
Bama: 5* hell yes
Texas: legacy doesn’t mean anything
That’s a hell of a get
Bama: 5* hell yes
Texas: legacy doesn’t mean anything
That’s a hell of a get
re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick BamaPosted by jatebe on 7/18/20 at 10:23 am to A Menace to Sobriety
on 7/18/20 at 10:23 am to A Menace to Sobrietyquote:
Great gets for Bama, but it's embarrassing to see posters/people act like that because a 17/18 year old didn't choose the team they are fans of.
Their older brother is actually on the Texas team. I wonder how he feels after seeing the how the fans talk about his brothers & Father.
Luke Brockermeyer, Texas LB
re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick BamaPosted by CapstoneGrad06 on 7/18/20 at 10:30 am to jatebe
on 7/18/20 at 10:30 am to jatebeHell. They’re talking about him as well. Wanting him cut from the Texas roster.
re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick BamaPosted by Tide or Die87 on 7/18/20 at 12:05 pm to Dawgsrule
on 7/18/20 at 12:05 pm to DawgsruleWonder if the brother will be on scholarship next year
Surlyhorns melted SO hard after LSU beat them last year. It was a rare melt. SEC fans tend to melt far more gracefully and or humorously. These dudes just seem angry AF all the time,
re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick BamaPosted by The Football Whisper 
on 7/18/20 at 2:29 pm to jatebe
on 7/18/20 at 2:29 pm to jatebeJust proves Texas would be a good fit for the sec. Would easily become rivals with LSU,Bama, Arkansas
re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick BamaPosted by Mithridates6 on 7/18/20 at 3:36 pm to jatebe
on 7/18/20 at 3:36 pm to jatebeLol at saying her parents should've influenced them. Herman is just such a dweeb, I can't imagine a self-respecting parent wanting their kids to play for him
This post was edited on 7/18 at 3:38 pm
re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick BamaPosted by BornAndRaised_LA on 7/18/20 at 3:41 pm to jatebe
on 7/18/20 at 3:41 pm to jatebeDamn. LSU fans might get a little upset when Louisiana kids head elsewhere, but we’re nothing like that.
The fact that those are adults posting that is embarrassing.
The fact that those are adults posting that is embarrassing.
re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick BamaPosted by Mithridates6 on 7/18/20 at 3:47 pm to jatebe
on 7/18/20 at 3:47 pm to jatebequote:
So they didn’t want to come to Texas because Herman is an a-hole, but they are going to go play for Saban?
Major difference btwn an a-hole who commands and deserves respect and Herman
re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick BamaPosted by CGSC Lobotomy 
on 7/18/20 at 5:38 pm to Lsupimp
on 7/18/20 at 5:38 pm to Lsupimpquote:
SEC fans tend to melt far more gracefully and or humorously
We tend to focus our melts inward and sarcastically.
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