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forestwhitackersgood
Alabama Fan
Dallas
Member since Jun 2019
952 posts

re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
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There simply aren’t enough different ways for me to express how badly the Brockermeyers can get violently fricked by magically animated chainsaws or slashed with thorns and the open wounds doused in blended up ghost peppers until they have cardiac arrest. And I like to think I’m pretty creative in imagining new ways for people to get fricked. frick them.


This mf mad... He real mad!!


themicah85
Tennessee Fan
DALLAS TX
Member since Jul 2015
1577 posts

re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
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There simply aren’t enough different ways for me to express how badly the Brockermeyers can get violently fricked by magically animated chainsaws or slashed with thorns and the open wounds doused in blended up ghost peppers until they have cardiac arrest. And I like to think I’m pretty creative in imagining new ways for people to get fricked. frick them.



This mf mad... He real mad!!



Their whole university can get fricked, maybe the families care about football and not trouncing around with pussy hats on. That university lost all respect with me when they let the cali mindset dictate the entire town and university.


Mithridates6
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2019
4485 posts

re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Can't wait to play for #CocksNotGlocks U


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XWing atAliciousness
Texas Fan
Member since Jan 2018
988 posts

re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
My favorite one I read from surlyhorns this morning:

"frick you, Tommy. Have fun playing for national championships and getting drafted in the first or second round"


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XWing atAliciousness
Texas Fan
Member since Jan 2018
988 posts

re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
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Surlyhorns melted SO hard after LSU beat them last year. It was a rare melt. SEC fans tend to melt far more gracefully and or humorously. These dudes just seem angry AF all the time,

There are certain factions of surlyhorns that don't take themselves too seriously and roll with the punches. But basically none of those people are on the football board lol. That place is a shitshow

I must say, it's almost a weird sense pride that every time we're a featured team on "meltdown time", RBR always has to go out of their way to warn the reader about bad language haha


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00 Tech Grad
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Kennesaw, GA
Member since Nov 2009
7079 posts

re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Couldn’t happen to a better fan base.


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jamal
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Holy shite

The melt is glorious


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wadewilson
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Harrison County
Member since Sep 2009
23816 posts

re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
Has RBR ever made one of these for the 2019 LSU game?


artompkins
Alabama Fan
Orange Beach, Al
Member since May 2010
3279 posts

re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
I don't know but I bet it would be comedy gold. That was epic.


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TidalSurge1
Alabama Fan
Ft Walton Beach
Member since Sep 2016
24937 posts

re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
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Has RBR ever made one of these for the 2019 LSU game?

I doubt it, but they probably made them for the 8 Bama wins in a row vs LSU leading up to LSU's 2019 win.


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skrayper
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re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
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Surlyhorns melted SO hard after LSU beat them last year. It was a rare melt. SEC fans tend to melt far more gracefully and or humorously. These dudes just seem angry AF all the time,


They act very entitled for a team with a good but not great history. Texas fans act as if their program was Alabama/Notre Dame level in terms of historical relevance. This leads to lame excuses, insane melts, and generally acting like spoiled children who go nuts at the first taste of reality.


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Kk74
Alabama Fan
Mobile
Member since Jun 2017
296 posts

re: It’s Meltdown Time! Texas is back edition: the Brockermeyer twins pick Bama
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Damn. LSU fans might get a little upset when Louisiana kids head elsewhere, but we’re nothing like that. The fact that those are adults posting that is embarrassing.


This made me lol


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