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Posted on 7/24/15 at 10:23 am to REBEL5 AC
You're an idiot, you have their recruitments all wrong.
Tunsil was flip-flopping between UGA and Alabama since he was 10 years old and first saw Mark Richt's inspirational performance in the movie Twister. It's also no secret that his favorite athlete growing up was Andre Smith and he wanted to emulate everything about Smith's career.
That's when the no-good-cheatin' Rebel Black Bear Sharkmen came in at the 11th hour and offered him $6 million despite being poor and racist. When CMR and CNS came for in-home visits, he said he wishes he could attend their fine institutions but the money was just too much. Despite never offering any money of their own and having cold, hard facts about Ole Miss's payments, CMR and CNS never reported the Rebels to the NCAA because they're stand-up guys and that's. what. stand-up. guys. do.
As for Nkemdiche, we know he was all Bama because his high school coach played there. If it weren't for Beverly, Ole Miss would have never had a shot. Then, he committed to Clemson to throw everyone off the trail of his strong interest in the Tide. But uh oh, here comes LSU with their history of excellent d-linemen and their live on-field Tiger and dinners with Shaq. He secretly committed to Les during said dinner, but backtracked on his word because he's a TPOS. We all know Ole Piss was his fourth choice after Clemson, Alabama and LSU, but it's no use now.
Then comes Conner. He may have grown up 20 minutes away from Oxford but his dream was to play in BDS under CNS. He wanted to be at Bama and they wanted him there too. But there were other players higher than him on the board, Ole Miss alway$ get$ their in-$tate guy$ (if you catch my drift), and he didn't have the grades to get into Bama.
Don't you know fricking anything about recruiting? Moron.
Tunsil was flip-flopping between UGA and Alabama since he was 10 years old and first saw Mark Richt's inspirational performance in the movie Twister. It's also no secret that his favorite athlete growing up was Andre Smith and he wanted to emulate everything about Smith's career.
That's when the no-good-cheatin' Rebel Black Bear Sharkmen came in at the 11th hour and offered him $6 million despite being poor and racist. When CMR and CNS came for in-home visits, he said he wishes he could attend their fine institutions but the money was just too much. Despite never offering any money of their own and having cold, hard facts about Ole Miss's payments, CMR and CNS never reported the Rebels to the NCAA because they're stand-up guys and that's. what. stand-up. guys. do.
As for Nkemdiche, we know he was all Bama because his high school coach played there. If it weren't for Beverly, Ole Miss would have never had a shot. Then, he committed to Clemson to throw everyone off the trail of his strong interest in the Tide. But uh oh, here comes LSU with their history of excellent d-linemen and their live on-field Tiger and dinners with Shaq. He secretly committed to Les during said dinner, but backtracked on his word because he's a TPOS. We all know Ole Piss was his fourth choice after Clemson, Alabama and LSU, but it's no use now.
Then comes Conner. He may have grown up 20 minutes away from Oxford but his dream was to play in BDS under CNS. He wanted to be at Bama and they wanted him there too. But there were other players higher than him on the board, Ole Miss alway$ get$ their in-$tate guy$ (if you catch my drift), and he didn't have the grades to get into Bama.
Don't you know fricking anything about recruiting? Moron.
This post was edited on 7/24/15 at 10:25 am
Posted on 7/24/15 at 10:29 am to REBEL5 AC
What does that have to do with Little?
Posted on 7/24/15 at 10:40 am to UMRealist
HUGE get for us. I thought he would end up at A&M or UT. I like that the kid is open to redshirting. So many kids feel they will come in and start right away, and they forget how beneficial a redshirt can be. I think he redshirts and is the starting right tackle by his redshirt soph yr. Really excited about this pickup.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 10:47 am to UMRealist
God damnit. It fricking pains me to say this, but I'm going to give credit where credit is due. Nice pick up, Rebals. Great bloodline and talent. I'll admit I'm slightly rustled and hate all of you for the simple fact that most of you remind me of RobertG, V&S, NorthGA, BigOrange, Wishin, and Myself. You just dawn the wrong colors. Otherwise you'd probably be pretty decent dudes to grab a cold one with.
Great pick up... now go frick yourselves
Great pick up... now go frick yourselves
Posted on 7/24/15 at 10:52 am to TRUERockyTop
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Great pick up... now go frick yourselves
The perfect gentlemanly melt. You seem like good peps and sorry we ain't sorry
Posted on 7/24/15 at 11:01 am to ABearsFanNMS
Very nice pick up, Rebs.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 11:49 am to agregime1
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that being said Jaylon Jones, Greg Little and Deontay all with cb's to Ole Miss? nothing wrong is going on...
Don't care. Just don't get caught.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 11:55 am to hehatedrew
I like how people say we're cheating to get these players like we give a frick
Posted on 7/24/15 at 12:05 pm to Henry Jones Jr
My thoughts exactly.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 12:10 pm to Henry Jones Jr
I'll say this for Rev. Freeze. If he's cheating at the recruiting trail at least he's smart about it. Three of his biggest gets have been Nkemdiche, Tunsil and this kid. He's building Ole Miss from the front back. He keeps bringing in big bodies and the Treadwells and the Connors on the roster become that much more dangerous. Rebel fans have to like this.
(Oh, and, Little is coming to Bama)
(Oh, and, Little is coming to Bama)
Posted on 7/24/15 at 12:22 pm to SoFla Tideroller
They'll never play together?
Posted on 7/24/15 at 12:36 pm to TRUERockyTop
I'll grab a beer with you anytime TRT, especially since I believe your state has two of the best cities in the South in Chattanooga and Nashville.
I have to say it, Pawl, and I know a lot of people are going to be mad at me for it but I gotta do it…Bryce by Bryce.
I have to say it, Pawl, and I know a lot of people are going to be mad at me for it but I gotta do it…Bryce by Bryce.
Posted on 7/24/15 at 2:38 pm to UMRealist
frick. Good get Ole Miss. Long time until the ink is dry. Our Nashville bagmen will be on this.
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