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re: Zach Calzada looks foolish in a tweet.

Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:44 pm to
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11194 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:44 pm to
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Damn. I thought it was an OL.


I was waiting for him to walk into the waiting room with a filter in his hand and try to sell me on a transmission flush.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17210 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:46 pm to
Someone tell Zach he’s white.
Posted by mudshuvl05
Member since Nov 2023
2676 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 9:57 pm to
This is the face of a young man who makes great decisions with his finances.

Posted by Billy Blanks
Member since Dec 2021
4961 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:05 pm to
Man. We were all young and dumb once. Don't think I was ever that dumb.
Posted by Billy Blanks
Member since Dec 2021
4961 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:06 pm to
I don't think he realizes how badly this will backfire on him. People hate arrogance when it comes to money.
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1159 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:15 pm to
Never trust droopy eyes to lead you to the promised land
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
19296 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:29 pm to
They need to return him for a full refund.
Posted by ColoradoElkHerd
USA
Member since May 2014
4099 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:58 pm to
Not as foolish as the Coach who approved giving Calzada $1.2 million.
Posted by Colonel Ingus
Houston
Member since Nov 2021
5599 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 11:44 pm to
1) What a fig

2) Was his NIL Deal $100 bill for each incompletion?

3) I could air mail passes into the stands and do it without acting like malibus most wanted

4) that can’t be more than $10k. He probably won’t land a real job that makes that in a quarter.
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 11:45 pm
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
20031 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:01 am to
Calzone could not start at Auburn?

How bad is he?
Posted by hawgfaninc
https://youtu.be/torc9P4-k5A
Member since Nov 2011
51826 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:02 am to
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Posted by TDFreak
Coast to Coast - L.A. to Chicago
Member since Dec 2009
8816 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:31 am to
NGL. I lost count.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
18844 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:34 am to
quote:

Everyone got their coach fired this year except Kentucky

Because everyone else can probably upgrade. Kentucky knows what they are. Sure, it's a down year, but Stoops is about the best that they can expect.
Posted by theballguy
Bama Park
Member since Oct 2011
27482 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:35 am to
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That dumbass beat Saban and #1 Bama. What a tool


Ultimately, did he? I mean Stephen Garcia won a game against Bama but isn't he just pumping gas in Tampa somewhere?
Posted by llfshoals
Member since Nov 2010
20164 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:40 am to
They were stupid to give him 10 bucks, much less what they did.

If they suck elsewhere, the odds they’re good on your team isn’t much over zero.
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19750 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:08 am to
This is genius. Literally free advertising for NIL at UK. Only thing missing is Stoops holding the camera

Future recruits know they will get paid at UK.

Sorry not sorry nerds. You all do the same with your players, difference is it doesn't go viral. Kroger $$$$$$ > whatever youre gonna offer
Posted by thatguy45
Your alter's mom's basement
Member since Sep 2017
19750 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:09 am to
I fully expect Garrett to commit to UK in the next 24 hrs. Other schools are gonna miss out on a gem
Posted by Jyrdis
TD Premium Member Level III
Member since Aug 2015
13341 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:13 am to
Insane that NIL believes 1 million is the correct market value for this guy. The same can be said for so many other players as well. Fools and their money are soon parted.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34870 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:44 am to
He is like the player version of Hugh Freeze- getting paid what he didn't deserve for Bama wins.
Posted by MtVernon
Member since Jul 2024
10089 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 11:46 am to
quote:

We were all young and dumb once


Yes, but when I was young and dumb, I was white.
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