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Posted on 9/30/26 at 1:25 pm
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
7490 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 1:25 pm
Saturday's CoMo forecast is mostly sunny/75 for a high. The dry, cool air should help with any swampass you bring north with you.

Also, we told Sankey to make kickoff at the warmest time of the day. We know how frail y'all are. In addition, if you are a Disney Gator, Walt's hometown of Marceline is just 80 miles away.

Lastly, CoMo has 2 Waffle Houses and 5 Sonics. If you act up in one of the Waffle Houses you'll be sent to a Sonic, and from there I can't help ya.

P.S. - Stay away from Randy in Hallsville.
Posted by BevoBucks
H-town
Member since Dec 2022
7067 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 1:29 pm to
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Lastly, CoMo has 2 Waffle Houses and 5 Sonics. If you act up in one of the Waffle Houses you'll be sent to a Sonic, and from there I can't help ya.
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
22641 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 1:29 pm to
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if you are a Disney Gator, Walt's hometown of Marceline is just 80 miles away.

TheCAW has left the chat.
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4624 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 1:32 pm to
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Saturday's CoMo forecast is mostly sunny/75 for a high. The dry, cool air should help with any swampass you bring north with you.

Also, we told Sankey to make kickoff at the warmest time of the day. We know how frail y'all are. In addition, if you are a Disney Gator, Walt's hometown of Marceline is just 80 miles away.

Lastly, CoMo has 2 Waffle Houses and 5 Sonics. If you act up in one of the Waffle Houses you'll be sent to a Sonic, and from there I can't help ya.

P.S. - Stay away from Randy in Hallsville.


Dude, it's Columbia, Missouri. If God finally decided to give the US the enema it desperately needs, he'd stick the tube in at Columbia Missouri.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
27729 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 1:37 pm to
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CoMo has 2 Waffle Houses and 5 Sonics.

That sounds pretty Southern.

Columbia has 5 sonics? Baws have to clarify address before knuckle checking
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
7490 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 1:41 pm to
"Quality of life" smack talk from a Mississippian....only on this site.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
7490 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 1:44 pm to
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Baws have to clarify address before knuckle checking

That hag up above is pointing at the Main Event Sonic.
Posted by Hogfan13
Member since Jul 2019
3428 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 1:45 pm to
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Quality of life" smack talk from a Mississippian....only on this site


I've lived in Arkansas, Alabama, and Mississippi. I've been in Missouri more than I would like to admit. It's not as cut and dry as you hope it is. I have lived on the Coast in MS for a while now. It's actually pretty nice.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
7490 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 1:54 pm to
Living on the coast don't count.
Posted by Drebin
Member since Aug 2017
4624 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 1:57 pm to
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"Quality of life" smack talk from a Mississippian....only on this site.



Going from Mississippi to Missouri is like going from Maui to Rawanda.
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
22482 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 2:01 pm to
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Going from Mississippi to Missouri is like going from Maui to Rawanda.


Mississippi is the most disgusting and vile place I have ever travelled through. We used to go through Mississippi when traveling down Florida panhandle and had to stop because none of the towns along the way were safe to stop in, even for a piss. It was just nasty. Now we add a bit of time to the trip to avoid Mississippi.

I should add this was before Mississippi learned to read. Maybe now with their top notch literacy rates, they have learned to do things like read instructions on cleaning products.
This post was edited on 9/30/26 at 2:03 pm
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
30617 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 2:19 pm to
Do not put Sonics and Waffle House together. Sonics is with Mconalds or Burger King..Waffle House is where you go if you want to see a fight and be entertained by the customers who come in.
Posted by stitchop
12,872 great posts
Member since Oct 2020
1906 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 2:22 pm to
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Columbia has 5 sonics? Baws have to clarify address before knuckle checking


Don't worry, there will be MO idiots there no matter which Sonic they find
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
30617 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 2:24 pm to
Is St Louis Mizzou always on the worst places to live towns?

Memphis, Chicago, St. Louis, Oakland, and Baltimore are the most violent cities in America
Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
22482 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 2:26 pm to
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Is St Louis Mizzou always on the worst places to live towns?


No, but St Louis Missouri is.
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
22641 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 2:33 pm to
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St Louis

Posted by Crab trapper12
Member since Oct 2021
603 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 2:38 pm to
Very rich coming from Mississippi boy
Posted by CelticTiger
Saint Louis
Member since Feb 2019
1674 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 2:48 pm to
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Is St Louis Mizzou always on the worst places to live towns?


Whenever you see crime rates for St. Louis it’s only in reference to the City proper. Nobody lives in the City. Well, I guess 277,000 people do within St. Louis City’s fixed 62-square-mile boundary. Crime stats do not describe the crime experience of the roughly 2.8 million people in metropolitan St. Louis.

At various times in my life I’ve lived in the suburbs/municipalities of Brentwood, Clayton, Webster Groves, and now Creve Couer (all considered metro STL). In decades, I’ve not been the victim of even one property crime, let alone a violent one.

Lived in Houston for a year and was robbed at gunpoint I’m my driveway in an upscale neighborhood within 4 months of being there. Ain’t nothing wrong with STL!
Posted by ShrimperDan
Fernandina
Member since Jul 2026
343 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 2:49 pm to
I have to give flowers to Mizzou fans. I read a story where some of y'all recently visited some terminally ill kids at a children's hospital.

"I'll never forget the sad, defeated look in their eyes" said the kids of the Mizzou fans.
Posted by Gator Fever
Member since Sep 2021
6081 posts
Posted on 9/30/26 at 3:03 pm to
Isn't St Louis the city that tries to jail people that protect themselves from crime.
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