re: Y&#39;all are aware we kidnap mascots, right?

Posted by SG_Geaux

Beautiful St George, LA

Member since Aug 2004

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Posted on 9/11/24 at 8:50 am to MtVernon

Mike the Tiger says...

Posted by Nado Jenkins83

Land of the Free

Member since Nov 2012

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Posted on 9/11/24 at 8:54 am to SG_Geaux

Posted by AwgustaDawg

CSRA

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Posted on 9/11/24 at 8:58 am to MtVernon

If you ain't poisoning trees you aint elite.

Posted by DawginSC

Member since Aug 2022

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Posted on 9/11/24 at 9:27 am to MtVernon

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I could see us jacking that damn bulldog for starters, but maybe not this year.

UGA is privately owned by the Seiler family.

If he were to get stolen, whoever did so would get their pants sued off. They might get shot while trying to steal him as well. It wouldn't be viewed as a prank. It would be viewed is theft of an extremely valuable asset from a private individual.

Posted by Archibald

Member since Apr 2024

1979 posts

Posted on 9/11/24 at 9:45 am to Buster83

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May be it's because your school held a dildo parade and have the distinction of being the only university in the history of the world to ever hold a dildo parade

Doesn't your school hold a contest called "Draggieland" every single year?

Holy lack of self-awareness LOL

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I doubt any other school has ever passed out dildos to it's students. Based on pictures of the event, there were more guys interested in getting there free dildos than girls.

No school? Seems like your school just makes them for themselves

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Not to mention, you worship a bull that has had his manhood removed

Worship? You mean... a mascot?

Isn't a dog at your school head of the board of regents or something?

My god this is amazing. Your lack of self-awareness while you constantly out yourself as a homosexual is hilarious

Posted by GamecockUltimate

Columbia,SC

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Posted on 9/11/24 at 10:00 am to MtVernon

Thats a good way to end up shot....

Posted by Buster83

Member since Aug 2021

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Posted on 9/11/24 at 10:05 am to Archibald

I am beginning to think that you have a problem understanding the English language. You seem to know a lot about Draggieland yet you never seem to understand what it is about. A&M does not hold the contest called "Draggieland" It is put on by private organizations who lease Rudder Auditorium to hold the contest. A&M actually makes money off of Draggieland just like they do when any other group wants to rent out Rudder Auditorium. My understanding is that they actually make in excess of $50k every year that Draggieland is held. It probably does not surprise you that almost half the tickets to Draggieland are sold in Austin.

Another interesting fact, there are not any LGBTQ nightclubs located in College Station. Another fact, LGBTQ nightclubs outnumber straight nightclubs in Austin.

Can you explain what this program called "MasculinuUT" at UTrans is all about?

Is it to help gay men become straight? Do men at UTrans not understand how to be masculine? I guess that would explain the need for a dildo giveaway for the women on campus. Apparently the men don't seem to feel the need for women

Don't you think it is kind of odd to keep pictures of snowman dicks on your computer? What would your wife/boyfriend/significant other think?

Posted by skrayper

21-0 Asterisk Drive

Member since Nov 2012

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Posted on 9/11/24 at 10:22 am to MtVernon

If Alabama still had an elephant, I imagine Texas fans would be stupid enough to try and "kidnap" it.

Good luck on getting Big Mike, by the way.

Side note - if stupid Texas fans get mauled by a tiger, you don't get to try and claim the animal should be put down. The only legitimate argument in that scenario is that Texas fans should not be allowed to breed.

Posted by Archibald

Member since Apr 2024

1979 posts

Posted on 9/11/24 at 11:29 am to Buster83

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Buster83

Holy essay

I'm not reading all of that, but you're not really doing yourself any favors by listing stat after stat about drag shows and LGBTQ bars (how would you even know that btw?) and expecting people to believe you're not into random gay shite

Seriously, Buster: what would your family think

This post was edited on 9/11/24 at 11:31 am

Posted by Bert Macklin FBI

Quantico

Member since May 2013

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Posted on 9/11/24 at 11:31 am to MtVernon

Mike the Tiger can’t wait to eat some UT commie for lunch.

Posted by aero1126

Member since Oct 2016

1159 posts

Posted on 9/11/24 at 11:35 am to jamespatterson

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Wish we had a real tiger.

Mizz so poor they can't even afford a tiger.

Posted by MtVernon

Member since Jul 2024

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Posted on 9/11/24 at 11:37 am to MtVernon

I could kick my own gnads for starting this thread.

Posted by LSU Tigerhead

Metairie

Member since Nov 2007

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Posted on 9/11/24 at 11:48 am to MtVernon

I'd like to see you try.

Posted by au7342

Member since May 2020

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Posted on 9/11/24 at 12:21 pm to MtVernon

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I could see us jacking that damn bulldog for starters, but maybe not this year. What else ya got, a gator? a gamecock? I know we'll grab that collie another time or two, so strap in for the fun.

Are you Haitian? Are you hungry?

Posted by Keltic Tiger

Baton Rouge

Member since Dec 2006

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Posted on 9/11/24 at 12:33 pm to au7342

A frat brother, later a dean at tulane, & it was several of his students who managed to unlock Mike's cage. They had no plan beyond that & they left, leaving Mike to roam free. Luckily it was late at nite & no students were around; though there were students living, at the time, in the nearby Stadium dorm rooms. Mike was captured in the middle of the nearby track field after midnite. That was an older, semi mellow Tiger. This Mike is not so mellow & fast as hell. There are signs all around his cage, telling visitors not to bring their pet dogs close to his cage. They are just walking snacks & it drives Mike into a frenzy, Friend still has that lock.