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re: Would you lie about your fandom to get some?

Posted on 2/8/19 at 12:42 pm to
Posted by rich4pres
Knoxville
Member since Dec 2016
9765 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 12:42 pm to
In my single days Im sure I would have.
Posted by alessic7
Franklin, TN
Member since Aug 2018
1972 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 12:48 pm to
Probably wouldn't want to be messing with any chick willing to give it up just cause you're a fan of a certain team.. food for thought
Posted by NashvilleTiger09
Nashville
Member since Jul 2014
835 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 12:54 pm to
Psh. ROLLLLL TIDEEEEE
Posted by John Milner
Member since Jan 2015
6479 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 12:58 pm to
depends entirely on how hot she is
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37496 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 1:11 pm to
Depends on what I’m lying for.
A 10? Yes
A 4? How drunk am I
Posted by iHatecowbells
Southaven MS
Member since Sep 2018
549 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

How drunk am I


This is easily the most important factor to the equation
Posted by jkylejohnson
Alexandria
Member since Dec 2016
14006 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 1:56 pm to
Aggie fans do it all the time on here for some of that Bammer dick
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 2:01 pm to
quote:

I say no! There does not exist a piece good enough to make me say Roll Tide or War Eagle!!


Of course you would feel that way because you haven't grown up around or known any truly beautiful women.

I mean, no one would probably betray their allegiance for ugly girls from Louisiana who are, let's be honest, not real head turners and never have been.

You've never experienced surreal beauty because it doesn't exist among the stank stock of rat women from Baton Rouge. It's genetics; it's not your fault.

Unattached, healthy men who would not utter a simple Roll Tide for this:



are lying. Don't come to this board and lie just to get attention.
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28613 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 2:15 pm to
quote:

I realize this doesn't make sense to Bama fans because all of your relatives know your a Bama fan.





Somebody is grumpy they missed the .50c corndog special yesterday.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
49150 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 2:22 pm to
Why not...I've lied about worse to get some.
Posted by Huge Richard
Member since Dec 2018
3743 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 2:23 pm to
Got to do what you got to do to get dat boody
Posted by cutigersfan
Member since Jan 2019
584 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 2:28 pm to
Not so fast, my friend ! 15-0
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33189 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 3:18 pm to
I texted my sister:

"I've decided to be a gump from now on."

She says "how nice for you"

(Pause)

"Oh fuxking gross. KYS."

Posted by FatBoy62
Arkansas
Member since May 2018
675 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

 I tell people all the time I am a Razorback 


We've found the virgin in this thread
Posted by yatesdog38
in your head rent free
Member since Sep 2013
12737 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 3:23 pm to
never had to. womenfolk like the way I talk.
Posted by Sev09
Nantucket
Member since Feb 2011
15559 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 4:05 pm to
The Boat pretended he didn’t know me (I’m dressed in LSU attire) at an Auburn bar bc he wanted to keep grinding on some War Eagle.

But karma swung around later when someone pelted him in the chest with a full drink.
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71421 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 4:10 pm to
quote:

We've found the virgin in this thread


quote:


FatBoy62
favorite team:LSU ?Location:Arkansas


Okay?
Posted by weremoose
Member since Nov 2015
4169 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 4:20 pm to
I told your mom I liked corn dogs in order to get some.

I regretted it when I saw how she used them.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 4:25 pm to
Depends on how hot. I'll be a Georgia fan for a day to get a 9/10. Then leave with a Gator chomp and a video to prove it to friends.
Posted by Barnacle Bill
Dallas
Member since Jan 2016
397 posts
Posted on 2/8/19 at 5:00 pm to
So you e had gay sex?
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