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re: Why is Eli Drunktitz such a douche?

Posted on 9/29/20 at 12:50 am to
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
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Posted on 9/29/20 at 12:50 am to
WEAR YOUR MASK WHEN YOU'RE MOUNTAIN CLIMBING PIGGI! THE BLOWING WIND COULD BRING A RANDOM WISP OF COVID UP FROM SOME SELFISH PERSON WHO DOESN'T HAVE THEIR MASK ON IN THE CAR! OR SOMEONE SLEEPING AT HOME WITHOUT THEIR MASK ON!


MAKE YOUR DOGS WEAR MASKS!
This post was edited on 9/29/20 at 12:53 am
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 12:56 am to
Wouldn’t still need a mask if we had a president that was slightly competent. Luckily - we’ll get one in November.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American dissident
Member since Nov 2013
35845 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 1:01 am to




always a good day when I can dust off Don from Napoleon Dynamite
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111507 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 5:31 am to
I only made it to the KC reporter’s question.

The questions were shite. He obviously hates Matter which means he has impeccable instincts.

Let’s go Drunktitz. Beat The Orange Huskers.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 5:36 am to
Don't post until you win something....like 1 conference game
Posted by armtackledawg
Member since Aug 2017
11920 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 5:45 am to
I am not even sure why people are paid to ask questions at coaches' press conferences. Always the same jocksniffing questions with the same coach speak non answers
Posted by DocYates
Member since Oct 2015
616 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 5:47 am to
Coffee and Tea are stimulants......because they both contain caffeine........
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18174 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 6:35 am to
quote:

stimulants
the original prohibition according to Church of LDS as I understand it has nothing to do with stumulants in regard to banning caffeine. It was to bar "consumption of wine, strong drinks with alcohol, tobacco and "hot drinks," which have been defined by church authorities as tea and coffee... the reference to hot drinks "does not go beyond" tea and coffee."

Posted by lefty08
Not in Auburn or Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
5575 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 6:39 am to
Mormons are stupid
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18174 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 6:43 am to
quote:

Mormons are stupid

They are some of the nicest people as a faith group I've ever been around on the whole.

Yes, they have some odd traditions and beliefs, but so do every other religious group.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90542 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 7:09 am to
quote:

am inactive Mormon. I know. It is coffee and tea! Why? Not because of caffeine. Both are simulants. How about Chocolate? That also have caffeine and it is ok to take it.


What about cocaine?
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
18174 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 8:13 am to
quote:

What about cocaine?

Its a helluva drug
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
8590 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 8:21 am to
Where does huffing paint fall here?
Posted by Jmill88
St. Louis
Member since Feb 2016
1088 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 8:26 am to
This is literally like every coach after a loss. Probably also didn’t help that there was background noise every time he started to talk.
This post was edited on 9/29/20 at 8:27 am
Posted by armtackledawg
Member since Aug 2017
11920 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 8:34 am to
I think that dude in the red's reaction is my new favorite gif reaction of all time. He looks like he has just witnessed some horrible injustice.
Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
19677 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 8:39 am to
quote:

People should never drink tea and coffee at the same time. Reason for banned from the church is people get out of control and follow the worldly ways


Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 8:39 am to
He looks like a guy who should be working in a cubicle all day in a short sleeve button down and an oversized tie.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
13899 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 9:11 am to
quote:

He drank a Diet Coke. Mormons aren't supposed to drink caffeine

Not true. They don't drink coffee or tea. My uncle is a Mormon Bishop and goes through almost an entire 12-pack of Diet Dr. Pepper per day.
Posted by mizslu314
Dirty STL
Member since Sep 2013
15963 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 9:17 am to
Ok, I just watched the video.

Im really confused on why he was being a douche, and before I get into it, I agree with you, all he needed to say after every question was YESSIR. Maybe because it was his first game and he forgot to say that?
Posted by mizslu314
Dirty STL
Member since Sep 2013
15963 posts
Posted on 9/29/20 at 9:17 am to
quote:

s through almost an entire 12-pack of Diet Dr. Pepper per day.


well thats just dumb
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