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Why is Eli Drunktitz such a douche?
Posted on 9/28/20 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 9/28/20 at 8:48 pm
Posted on 9/28/20 at 8:56 pm to DuckTalesLOL
10+ minute postgame presser after a loss with no specific time stamps of him being a douce. No one is watching that entire video, go back to the drawing board
Posted on 9/28/20 at 8:56 pm to thatguy45
hey we have a mormon overlord. shut up
This post was edited on 9/28/20 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 9/28/20 at 8:57 pm to Hailstate15
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mormon overlord
Huh?
Posted on 9/28/20 at 8:58 pm to DuckTalesLOL
I'd say all those dorky arse journalists wearing masks with nobody in the vicinity of them are the real douche bags.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 8:59 pm to mouse_cop
He drank a Diet Coke. Mormons aren't supposed to drink caffeine
Posted on 9/28/20 at 9:03 pm to DuckTalesLOL
Still mad that he turned down the Arkansas job and left you stuck with a career offensive line coach, I see.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 9:05 pm to Mithridates6
quote:actually, they can. There is no specific prohibition on caffeine.
Mormons aren't supposed to drink caffeine
Posted on 9/28/20 at 9:09 pm to Mithridates6
They can drink Coca Cola brand
Posted on 9/28/20 at 9:09 pm to Dubosed
quote:This, I stopped it after the first cut to the douche kid of a reporter asking the first question. Why did they cut to the reporters camera view? Never have I seen a presser that pans to the reporter asking the question. It was odd. And, he looked 16 and stumbled through his entire question.
all those dorky arse journalists
Posted on 9/28/20 at 9:10 pm to DuckTalesLOL
I didn’t watch much to comment on any doucheness but the reporters who weren’t even there and wore their masks. I wear mine in public but good Lord that’s ridiculous.
Posted on 9/28/20 at 9:13 pm to thatguy45
Those mormon motherfrickers only soak at Marriott hotels. Magic onesie wearing assclowns
This post was edited on 9/28/20 at 9:15 pm
Posted on 9/28/20 at 9:15 pm to Poker Dough
Those are called temple garments
Posted on 9/28/20 at 9:17 pm to Leto II
Whatever they're called you know Drunktitz's wife is still appalled by the skid marks in his after a long game
Posted on 9/28/20 at 9:20 pm to Mithridates6
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He drank a Diet Coke. Mormons aren't supposed to drink caffeine
Nope!
Not true!
I am inactive Mormon. I know. It is coffee and tea! Why? Not because of caffeine. Both are simulants. How about Chocolate? That also have caffeine and it is ok to take it.
This post was edited on 9/28/20 at 9:28 pm
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