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Posted on 12/15/11 at 8:17 am to Crockett
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can you imagine if that thing took a shite on the field?
There are shite bags to put on elephants just like they have for horses.
Posted on 12/15/11 at 8:21 am to Texag
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Baylor used to have the bears in the stadium during games. but the state came in and said no more. I'm not sure bamas laws about having a non domesticated animal in a college stadium.
Sounds Like U Tex didn't want Bevo to be outclassed to me.
Posted on 12/15/11 at 12:33 pm to Texag
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Baylor used to have the bears in the stadium during games. but the state came in and said no more. I'm not sure bamas laws about having a non domesticated animal in a college stadium.
Baylor still has a bear on campus I believe. They wouldn't have to bring the elephant on the field. It could remain in the enclosure but be brought out for all the pep rallys.
Posted on 12/15/11 at 12:42 pm to TwinkleToez
Bama had an elephant back in 40's or 50's. Got too expensive to keep up. Seen pictures of it.
Posted on 12/15/11 at 12:44 pm to TwinkleToez
Elephants, Tigers, Bears, Wild Boars? Really guys..
Ain't nobody safe when Sir Big Spur II has you in his sights.
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And these things can kill..
Rooster kills man in LA
Ain't nobody safe when Sir Big Spur II has you in his sights.
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And these things can kill..
Rooster kills man in LA
Posted on 12/15/11 at 12:46 pm to miketide
Alabama has had an elephant on campus for Homecoming as recently as 2003. But someone is going to get hurt if that animal is in the stadium. Some guy was injured trying to get into the cage one was being kept at during a Homecoming weekend in the 80s. I could see this being magnified with a permanent mascot on the sidelines. However, I have always suggested that a habitat with two adult elephants (they are social creatures afterall) be constructed on campus, along with a full-time veterinary staff. Though I could see the outrage by PETA right now.
Posted on 12/15/11 at 1:00 pm to CapstoneGrad06
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However, I have always suggested that a habitat with two adult elephants (they are social creatures afterall) be constructed on campus, along with a full-time veterinary staff. Though I could see the outrage by PETA right now.
I think memphis nailed it. The window for having a live mascot is closed.
Posted on 12/15/11 at 1:03 pm to TwinkleToez
Would the elephant also play Jack LB?
Posted on 12/15/11 at 1:07 pm to Rebelgator
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Would the elephant also play Jack LB?
No, but it would wave a mean pom pom!
Posted on 12/15/11 at 1:13 pm to CapstoneGrad06
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Though I could see the outrage by PETA right now.
who gives a frick about peta. we had to fight those bastards when mikes new habitat was finished. there just needs to be a male and a female in a habitat like the audubon zoo.
This post was edited on 12/15/11 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 12/15/11 at 1:17 pm to crimsonsaint
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Yeah and when it up and decides to trample the visiting team what are you gonna do? Shoot it with a rifle in front of 101,000 ppl and a national tv audience?
You have to admit- that would be a lot more exciting than "Sweet Home Alabama"....
Posted on 12/15/11 at 1:25 pm to crimsonsaint
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Yeah and when it up and decides to trample the visiting team what are you gonna do?
Train it to attack at the first notes of "Rocky Top". Then feed it whatever it wants afterwards.
Posted on 12/15/11 at 1:27 pm to Boarford T Justice
would any ar kansas fans hit it
Posted on 12/15/11 at 1:32 pm to TwinkleToez
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Why Doesn't Alabama Buy an Elephant
Because The University of Alabama and its supporters have evolved past the point of keeping a wild animal in captivity and demeaning it by using it as a mascot for a ballgame. We leave that type of behavior to the more uncivilized schools.
Posted on 12/15/11 at 1:34 pm to TwinkleToez
Spend less time on your trolls and more on learning how to resize pics. TIA
Posted on 12/15/11 at 1:36 pm to Titus Pullo
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Because The University of Alabama and its supporters have evolved...
If that's true, I'd sure hate to see where they started...
Posted on 12/15/11 at 1:42 pm to vuvuzela
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Would be bad arse having an elephant on the sideline but is a lawsuit waiting to happen.
And it $hits bigger than Saban.
Posted on 12/15/11 at 2:15 pm to Ace Midnight
Posted on 12/15/11 at 2:49 pm to Titus Pullo
This isn't a troll attempt. Maybe if we were talking about your sister, you would be more interested
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