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re: Why does LSU talk so much shite about Alabama?

Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:21 pm to
Posted by Cover1Key
Member since Dec 2025
377 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:21 pm to
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They are beside themselves in here this morning. They are screaming and yelling that they aren’t scared and posting continuously. Reek is lashing out everywhere she can. One of them is writing whole arse novels like he’s tooting lines. They are truly falling apart.


I know I need to stop looking at this website bc it’s becoming morbid curiosity at this point. Like seriously do you understand how you sound?

Let’s put this situation in ANY other context and I truly believe even you are capable of seeing how stunningly misguided you are….

Would you it make sense to gloat/brag/harass the Jody who turned you into a cuckold?

Would it make any sense to continue to poke at and frick with an animal that you not only know is dangerous but has literally already bitten the f*** out of you?

Would it make sense to walk into a party /get-together where it’s quite apparent the home owner legitimately clears 500k+ and decide to openly brag about your 50k salary?

I believe you.I don’t doubt for one second that you believe “Alabama fans are “losing their minds” over a football program that has been our whipping boy before humans traveled in motor vehicles.

I have found the answer I was looking for in my OP…I was genuinely curious, but not anymore. Their one answer that explains ALL OF IT: Apathy

That’s the cruelest pain there is….you guys literally HATE Alabama….half of you would probably gloat and celebrate it the tornado that hit Tuscaloosa had killed more Bama fans…..and the ultimate hurt is that Bama fans simply don’t gaf about LSU. Not in football, not in a quiz bowl.

I would rather Bama lose 10-fold to LSU than to ever lose a game to Auburn or Tennessee. And THAT is what sucks so bad for you guys, and I’m sorry. I truly am.

From an LSU perspective, Alabama is the ultimate villain for EVERYTHING that makes LSU football 2nd tier and just that 1 (more like 2 or 3 I guess but still close) to being a “Blueblood”…..but:

“We” supposedly “stole your coach away”, and those were “your championships that Alabama stole from us”, and then ended whatever sanity still remained to the point that the numbers 21 and 0 still give 1/2 your fanbase PTSD level flashbacks.

EVERY LSU poster on this message board knows exactly what the “2012 TJ Yeldon screen pass”, 21-0, “Patrick Peterson was in-bounds!!!!”, the billboards and lawsuits over “paying off referees to have an LSU suspended the 1st half of the game, deer antler spray, paying refs, T-shirts that with the “when pigs fly” motif on it that dates back to Stallings, the T-Bob Hebert “we are Paris” rant, “just beat Bama” pins, the weekly radio guy that has entire segment called “Bama is burning”, and that’s truly the tip of the iceberg.

That stuff includes your “sidewalk fans”, so just imagine the nut jobs on this website that I’m literally fearful to list their username bc I am 100% certain that MULTIPLE guys on that list are straight out of Silence of the Lambs.

You tell me how to act “when your new coach beats Bama”, bc our new coach skull-fu**ed you guys 42-6 in “the place where opponents’ dreams come to die”?

Bama wins 42-6 then and all the fans I know or read post from are concerned about Milroe still struggling in the passing game….

.Meanwhile you got the circus freaks on here creating “gifs” or whatever other creepy sh** you guys do that is on par with some crazy stalker that’s just lurking and lusting over the day you get to post all your creations that really just represent your pent up hatred.

It’s just f**ing weird and sad all at the same time.

Someone help me to delete this thread bc I’d rather just apologize and pray I hopefully end up here:

This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 10:52 pm
Posted by vidtiger23
Member since Feb 2012
9975 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:24 pm to
I’m not reading all that. I’ll just assume it’s a really poor attempt of a post.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
73235 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:25 pm to
Posted by Cover1Key
Member since Dec 2025
377 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:43 pm to
How do I delete my post?
Thanks in advance
This post was edited on 8/22/26 at 10:54 pm
Posted by TidePod
Member since Aug 2026
77 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:50 pm to
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Glad that’s the past and we can move on to the future with Lane. Get used to talking about the past. That’s where all of Alabama’s success in football will remain, in the past!


My great-grandparents told me that ancient retards used to preach that Bama would never amount to anything right before Wallace Wade and Frank Thomas arrived, back to back, at Alabama.

My grandparents told me that retards used to say that Alabama's glory years were in the past right before Bryant arrived.

My parents told me that retards used to say that Alabama's best years were never to return right before Stallings arrived.

I've personally witnessed retards from every fan-base adamantly claim and honestly, truly, believe and shout from the rooftops that Bama's greatest days were long dead and buried right before Saban showed up.

I bet you are just a retard too.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69576 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:53 pm to
Wow yeah you guys have a better historical football program.

Anyone over the age of 30 doesn’t really give that much of a frick unless they’re lonely and weird.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
73235 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 10:59 pm to
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That’s the cruelest pain there is….you guys literally HATE Alabama….half of you would probably gloat and celebrate it the tornado that hit Tuscaloosa had killed more Bama fans…..and the ultimate hurt is that Bama fans simply don’t gaf about LSU. Not in football, not in a quiz bowl.


You guys sure post A LOT about a school you "don't gaf" about. You wrote a book of a post about LSU, in a thread you created about LSU, on an LSU board, to tell us you "don't gaf".

I don't expect you to see the irony in any of that though, Alabama fans are known for their lack of self awareness.
Posted by Cover1Key
Member since Dec 2025
377 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 11:02 pm to
Posted by TidePod
Member since Aug 2026
77 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 11:02 pm to
quote:

Wow yeah you guys have a better historical football program.

Anyone over the age of 30 doesn’t really give that much of a frick unless they’re lonely and weird.


Said a poster with an avatar representing an ancient Roman emperor, Nero, from the 1st century AD. You evidently worship history, yet ridicule someone for talking about history. Why are LSU fans so fake?
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
69576 posts
Posted on 8/22/26 at 11:29 pm to
Good one
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