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Why are Cocks such assholes?

Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:26 pm
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50200 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:26 pm
Posted by diddlydawg7
2x Best Poster Elite 8 (2x Sweet 16
Member since Oct 2017
27518 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:29 pm to
Cocks have other holes
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75341 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:33 pm to
Aggie fan posting about cocks and holes. Hmmmm
Posted by boulwarejockstrap
"The Road Warrior"
Member since Nov 2017
791 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:33 pm to
It’s really not that surprising. I believe the highest finish in their “golden years” was 5th in the SEC and they were ecstatic!

That, and they hang their hats on the fact that they kept a game closer with us than bama, but inevitably lost. Sadly, that is something they are used to, but they’re optimistic. A coach that has sucked everywhere he has been will lead them down glory road again...
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
43977 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

“The high ejection rate of South Carolina fans is quite alarming as Williams-Brice stadium is one of the bigger stadiums in the country,” the website Campus Sports noted. “That means around 74 fans are ejected every game if the stadium is filled to capacity.”

I read an article recently that spoke to jerks/trolls on internet message boards.
The crux was that a few tools set the tone for everyone; and once some people act like fools, others follow suit, thinking that’s the expectation.

I think the same can be said for people failing to control themselves at football games.
All it takes is a few sober folks calling out the drunks for their obnoxious behavior, and the problem is nipped in the bud.
Posted by RatRodDawg
UGA & USC alum/Los Angeles, Calif
Member since Nov 2018
2494 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:39 pm to
Here's the top 10 from this story...

Ejections (for drunkenness, rowdiness, etc. from the stadium) Rates are per 1,000

1. South Carolina (0.92)
2. Wisconsin (0.72)
3. Oregon, Oregon State (0.56)

5. Nebraska, Utah (0.37)

7. Wyoming (0.35)
8. Florida, Georgia (0.34)

10. Florida State (0.33)


Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
21856 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:39 pm to
You are so fricking stupid
Posted by dlc83
Atlanta
Member since Sep 2009
1829 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:40 pm to
Uof SC come to Charlotte selling HARD to recruits the success of the SEC (hello Bama) and not the success of UofSC. Basically, they’re riding on the coattails of the SEC while contributing nothing to the SEC.
Posted by Hogfan13
Member since Jul 2019
2944 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:43 pm to
I’m tempted to say that the world would be a better place if you had never been born. I’m not going to say it, but I’m tempted to.
Posted by boulwarejockstrap
"The Road Warrior"
Member since Nov 2017
791 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:43 pm to
Why, thank you.

Back to glory road you go!
Posted by boulwarejockstrap
"The Road Warrior"
Member since Nov 2017
791 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:45 pm to
And this is true. After we beat the chickens again this year they will beat their chests in awe and claim, “Just wait till you play bama!”

It’s rather pathetic but Roll Tide! Luckily most of them have already purchased this from their local Walmart or Goodwill.

Posted by MIZZOU_JP
Member since Apr 2015
1813 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:49 pm to
"See, there are three kinds of people: Cocks, Vols and Vandy. Vandy thinks everyone can get along and Cocks just want to frick all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your Vols. And all the Vols want is to shite all over everything. So Vandy may get mad at Cocks once in a while because, Vandy gets fricked by Cocks. But Cocks also frick Vols! And if they didn't frick the Vols, you know what you'd get? You'd get your Cock and your Vandy all covered in shite!"

- Drunk in Bar
This post was edited on 7/31/19 at 8:50 pm
Posted by carolinaswamper
unincorporated swamp, johns island,
Member since Jan 2013
3142 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:53 pm to
Drunken a-holes beats an effeminate and ambiguously gay fanbase. Hisssssss! LOL!
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25849 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:56 pm to
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South Carolina


quote:

Clemson Fan


Like moths to a flame.
Posted by I Bleed Garnet
Cullman, AL
Member since Jul 2011
54846 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 8:58 pm to
Because we haven’t ever won anything
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
43977 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 9:00 pm to
quote:

Like moths to a flame.

So true.
Y’all have the same problem we have with the horns.
It’s unfortunate.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 9:01 pm to
"Cocks, arshole" followed by blink link?

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
43977 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 9:01 pm to
quote:

effeminate and ambiguously gay fanbase.

This is becoming ridiculous.
It’s like an urban legend.
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25849 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 9:02 pm to
Plus, we host Clemson, UGA, UF and UT. No one else has that. It’s the largest collection of dicks there are.. of course we have a lot of people getting tossed out.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95870 posts
Posted on 7/31/19 at 9:03 pm to
Sorry for partying

Stay in your safe space stadiums
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