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re: Whorn chicken shittery going viral.

Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:51 pm to
Posted by Boomer65
Norman
Member since Sep 2022
1262 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:51 pm to
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There's a pretty sizeable difference in their mascot vs ours. Also an aggressiveness problem as witnessed by Uga a few years ago.


So? The Bevo goes to the Red River Shootout games. We have no issue with that.
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
3615 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 1:55 pm to
the funny thing about this is that Aggies are always claiming that Bevo is raised / cared for by an Aggie and that he's a drugged up docile steer with no nuts.

Now he's a terrifying, agrny bull with razor sharp horns, hell bent on destroying everything around him
Posted by Buster83
Somewhere in Texas usually
Member since Aug 2021
5695 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 2:00 pm to
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the funny thing about this is that Aggies are always claiming that Bevo is raised / cared for by an Aggie


Bevo is owned by an Aggie and receives his veterinary care from A&M Vet school. Those are facts
Posted by RTRnFlorida
Member since Mar 2024
3061 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 2:01 pm to
Are you surprised? Texas fans are Arrogant and pretentious vulvas.
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
3615 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 2:14 pm to
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Bevo is owned by an Aggie

The husband went to A&M, the wife went to Texas. probably a funny conversation at their house this morning
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
39571 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 2:17 pm to
I think it's funny.
Posted by SneezyBeltranIsHere
Member since Jul 2021
4284 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 2:29 pm to
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Funny given the Horns crying when Mercedes Benz Stadium told them livestock wasn't permitted at the SEC championship.



Come on, you can do it......if you think real hard, you can figure out why this is a terrible comparison.
Posted by ColoradoElkHerd
USA
Member since May 2014
4662 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 3:13 pm to
They are going full bore on chicken shite mode.

Refusing a press pass for Benjamin Knox, a very well known photographer who has done work for both schools.
Posted by ColoradoElkHerd
USA
Member since May 2014
4662 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 3:15 pm to
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A&M didn’t let Whorns bring their Longhorn last year…?


There is a massive difference between a 2000 ln longhorned steer and a 50 lb (at most) well behaved Collie dog. Drink some coffee and sober up.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
14369 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 3:20 pm to
Why on earth are they not allowing a 50lb mascot? Are they that shitty and petty? Hell... if I were A&M, I'd bring her anyway. What's Texas going to do?
Posted by hookem33
Belton, Tx
Member since Jun 2022
2988 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 3:20 pm to
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Are you surprised? Texas fans are Arrogant and pretentious vulvas.


Ugh oh. Bama must not be in the news today. They can't have that

Saban leaves and they are no longer the center of the football universe. The melt is priceless.
Posted by RelentlessAnalysis
AggieHank Alter
Member since Oct 2025
2968 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 3:23 pm to
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Why on earth are they not allowing a 50lb mascot? Are they that shitty and petty? Hell... if I were A&M, I'd bring her anyway. What's Texas going to do?
Have someone in the FTAB smuggle Pirate Rev into the stadium in a sousaphone case, and then let the Mascot Corporal take her onto the field.

Can you image the LoLs of some t.u. functionary trying to force her off the sidelines?
Posted by RelentlessAnalysis
AggieHank Alter
Member since Oct 2025
2968 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 3:25 pm to
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They are going full bore on chicken shite mode.
t.u. gonna t.u.
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Refusing a press pass for Benjamin Knox, a very well known photographer who has done work for both schools.
Is this the same Benjamin Knox who paints those cartoonish and kitschy Aggie scenes?
Posted by hookem33
Belton, Tx
Member since Jun 2022
2988 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 3:25 pm to
BREAKING NEWS — KXTX AUSTIN | “Aggie Fans Melt Because a Dog Can’t Go to a Football Game. Story at 11.”

AUSTIN, TX — Downtown Austin came to a standstill this afternoon as hundreds of Texas A&M fans poured into the streets in what authorities are gently describing as “a spirited… emotional demonstration.”

Clad in maroon shirts, yellow ribbons, and faces streaked with tears, the protesters marched down Congress Avenue wailing, chanting, and—in several cases—collapsing dramatically onto the pavement in full-body tantrums.

Their cause?
An official ruling earlier today that Reveille, Texas A&M’s beloved canine mascot, would not be permitted on the sidelines for an upcoming game due to stadium policy.

Witnesses reported scenes ranging from mildly concerning to deeply theatrical.

“I saw one guy throw himself onto the hood of a parked car sobbing, ‘LET THE DOG PLAY!’” said Austin resident Claire Martinez. “Another was clutching a yellow ribbon like it was a Purple Heart.”

A group of Aggies formed a human chain in front of the Governor’s Mansion, chanting:

“NO DOG, NO PEACE!
LET HER OFF THE LEASH!”

Austin police confirmed they were monitoring the situation but emphasized that the crowd was “mostly harmless, just very, very upset.”

Local businesses scrambled to adapt. One coffee shop offered a “Reveille Relief Latte,” while another began selling earplugs after several Aggie fans were heard shrieking in octaves normally reserved for emergency alarms.

Traffic slowed to a crawl as Aggies—many of whom appeared inconsolable—staged sit-ins, lie-downs, and at least one “symbolic rolling around on the ground kicking feet.”

City officials urged calm, but one Aggie protester, face red and quivering, told our reporter:

“WE BROUGHT THE RIBBONS, WE BROUGHT THE PASSION, AND BY GOD WE’LL BRING THE DOG.”

More on this developing meltdown—including interviews with bewildered Longhorn fans who thought it was an early Halloween parade—
Tonight at 11.

Posted by Boomer65
Norman
Member since Sep 2022
1262 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 3:27 pm to
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There is a massive difference between a 2000 ln longhorned steer and a 50 lb (at most) well behaved Collie dog. Drink some coffee and sober


The Bevo comes to Red River Shootout games.
Posted by thatthang
Member since Jan 2012
8200 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 3:29 pm to
People who lash out about the perceived mistreatment of their service animals are the worst
Posted by ColoradoElkHerd
USA
Member since May 2014
4662 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 3:30 pm to
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The Bevo comes to Red River Shootout games.


You have obviously never been to Kyle Field since the track around the field was removed as part of the stadium renovation. Fans can literally reach down and shake hands with players standing on the bench. There is no safe place to put a large animal as there was no pen for a large animal included in the design.

Completely different situation from the Cotton Bowl. Beginning to understand now?
This post was edited on 11/27/25 at 3:42 pm
Posted by Boomer65
Norman
Member since Sep 2022
1262 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 3:33 pm to
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So you are agreeing that it asinine that Aggies can't bring a medium size dog?


That’s not what I’m saying. A&M wouldn’t let Whorns bring Bevo to Kyle Stadium when it’s non-issue for us at Cotton bowl. Whorns are being petty about your dog because of the refusal to let them bring Bevo last year.
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
14369 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 3:35 pm to
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A&M wouldn’t let Whorns bring Bevo to Kyle Stadium


Gee, wonder why... frickin' steer attacking other teams mascots...

Posted by Dirty 6th
Member since Sep 2023
599 posts
Posted on 11/27/25 at 3:38 pm to
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That’s not what I’m saying. A&M wouldn’t let Whorns bring Bevo to Kyle Stadium when it’s non-issue for us at Cotton bowl. Whorns are being petty about your dog because of the refusal to let them bring Bevo last year.


We’re either doing mascots or we’re not. Wish we were but A&M cancelled that. I’m sure they’d like things situated where they can brings theirs and we have to leave ours at home, but this is the reality not Aggie happy time.
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