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re: Which sec school has the dumbest tradition?

Posted on 6/1/21 at 11:23 am to
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
8963 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 11:23 am to
Running of the Gumps. What other tradition allows you to outrun a kid to get to the front of the line for a worthless autograph.
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
30934 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 11:25 am to
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Running of the Gumps. What other tradition allows you to outrun a kid to get to the front of the line for a worthless autograph.




They don't do that anymore.
Posted by StrongHog
You never know. Hell, I don't know
Member since May 2021
918 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 11:42 am to
Singing Rocky Top every time one of those orange retards throws a strike, gains a yard or makes a layup.

Dude cheerleaders

Hotty Toddy is a knock off song from every frat ever formed...dumb


Posted by blueridgeTiger
Granbury, TX
Member since Jun 2004
21742 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 12:00 pm to
Tide fans who leave Christmas lights on their double wide year round.
Posted by TailbackU
ATL
Member since Oct 2005
12237 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 12:06 pm to
I'd say the Dawg Wal....wait, that's originally Auburn's tradition

Using an NFL team logo on your helmet. Wait, that's not really "their" tradition since it's Green Bay's....

Yeah, I'd have to say barking is the dumbest tradition
Posted by dchog
Pea Ridge
Member since Nov 2012
25789 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 12:08 pm to
If you are Dana Altman then yeah.
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 12:12 pm to
If we're applying this logic, you could sail out of Nashville and reach Sochi, Russia.
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
27850 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 12:14 pm to
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For me it's au...I mean rolling a tree every time something halfway goes good,


The rest of us wipe our asses with Auburn's tradition.
Literally.
Posted by Rzrbackguy
Apalachicola, FL
Member since Jul 2014
2362 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 12:51 pm to
Assuming A&M is just excluded because....well...nothing else compares to those 'traditions':

Little inbred 7 year old kids yelling "Tiger Bait Mother F'r" at every opposing fan is pretty cringeworthy.

Ole Miss frat kids in the Grove...pretending to be southern genteel. Then..well...WAOM happens.

Nothing about Mizzou is even memorable...so there's that.

That rooster on the loudspeaker though....wow.



Posted by Pig Lebowski
Venice
Member since May 2021
660 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 1:12 pm to
Oh Lawd, how did I forget about Sandstorm and the cowbells? Awful.
This post was edited on 6/1/21 at 1:13 pm
Posted by StrongHog
You never know. Hell, I don't know
Member since May 2021
918 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 1:15 pm to
quote:

Little inbred 7 year old kids yelling "Tiger Bait Mother F'r" at every opposing fan is pretty cringeworthy.


and then those same kids will try to bum a smoke of of ya.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
33080 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 1:17 pm to
LSU
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 1:20 pm to
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LSU


Shocking reply from Mr. Obsession.
Posted by RMP82
Kentucky
Member since Oct 2014
46 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 1:33 pm to
All of the traditions are pretty dumb. We blow a horse bugle when I'm pretty sure a horse and Wildcat are two totally different animals. We should have been named the Thoroughbreds instead of generic Wildcats. You then could do some cool stuff that makes sense.

Vanderbilt anchoring down in a landlock state is a good call. Unless they're throwing a big anchor out in Percy Priest or The Cumberland River, it's dumb.

Rocky Top is a cool song but due to it's association with UT, I hate it and cringe when it is played.

SC- The roster crowing makes sense but also is hokey.

UGA barks a lot.

I kind of like the Gator chomp. It's unique.

In the west, aside from the little sissy men dressed up like milk men doing those gay poses, I can't makes sense of the little catch phrases. Rammer Jammer, Hotty Toddy, War Eagle, Woo Pig Sooie. Arkansas' makes sense seeing as they are hogs but still....

Auburn also does some shite where I'm pretty sure they just make up words. Boda Getta? What the hell is that nonsense? Cowbells need outlawed too.
Posted by Aggie Dynasty
USA
Member since Jul 2013
2109 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 1:38 pm to
Grown arse Men who wave pom-poms like a pussy
Posted by mbogo
Member since Oct 2012
2582 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 1:43 pm to
AU has both the dumbest and the coolest. The toilet paper thing is the dumbest and the eagle flight is the coolest.
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
20297 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 1:51 pm to
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Anchors Aweigh is the US Navy fight song and makes sense. They are pulling up anchor and coming to kick some arse. Anchor Down doesn't make sense in that you are basically shutting the ship down from operations/battle.

I don't disagree with that to a point,, but it wasn't the argument. You're changing narratives or at least putting out a red herring, now, for him. First, it was dumb because it was landlocked with no real regard give for the riverine operations that took place for the Navy, especially in and around Tennessee

Also, in open water warfare boat on boat/fleet on fleet, yes, Anchoring obviously reduces maneuverability. When fighting inland on river systems that were much more treacherous than they are today and in that the primary use was being in support of land forces, Anchoring provided stability against the force of the river. Plus, the naval squadrons were mixed bag of capabilities inland.

quote:

Fighting is nothing to the evils of the river--getting on shore, running afoul of one another, losing anchors, etc.
-Admiral David Glasgow Farragut



In that context, Anchoring down so as not to give an inch to the enemy (or the river) is still a valid metaphor from at least a defensive stand point and potentially even with regard to OL not allowing penetration.

All that said, I do agree. It is a stupid saying and mascot, but not because TN was landlocked.
This post was edited on 6/1/21 at 1:55 pm
Posted by scott8811
Ratchet City, LA
Member since Oct 2014
12427 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 1:51 pm to


This and it's not even close. I have no idea how that fan base isn't embarrassed of this shite
Posted by Pig Lebowski
Venice
Member since May 2021
660 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 1:59 pm to
What is even going on here?

Posted by cramps
Member since Oct 2012
2376 posts
Posted on 6/1/21 at 3:09 pm to
LSU fans acting like football started after 2000.
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