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re: When does Auburn Fire Gus?
Posted on 8/2/14 at 4:29 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Posted on 8/2/14 at 4:29 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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They also have a silly easy non-con schedule outside of Kstate who is gonna be down but still dangerous.
Its no easier than Arky's non-con schedule.
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Posted on 8/2/14 at 4:29 pm to Ray Penpillage
Troof
Posted on 8/2/14 at 4:29 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Auburn has fired arguably their GOAT coach and the third best coach in their storied history. I am not familiar with the Patrick Fain Dye story, since I was but a lad when he was dismissed, so let's examine what happened to the third best coach in Auburn history.
Thomas Hawley Tuberville
Tubb's demise can be attributed to the meteoric rebirth of Alabama football under Nick Saban.
Tubb's success can be wholly contributed to Alabama's mediocre 2000s.
Auburn, as a program, solely bases their success on Alabama's program.
Tubbs led the Plainsmen to six consecutive seasons of nine-plus wins from 2002 to 2007. However, those past successes, including being crowned the People's Champ in 2004, had no merit whatsoever when Alabama was resurrected from the dead and order within the state of Alabama was restored.
Auburn started the 2008 season ranked #11 in the AP poll but limped to a 5-7 finish. The Tigers won only two games in SEC play but the real nail in the coffin was Alabama opening up a can of whoop arse in the Iron Bowl and whipping Auburn 36-0.
Thomas Hawley Tuberville
Tubb's demise can be attributed to the meteoric rebirth of Alabama football under Nick Saban.
Tubb's success can be wholly contributed to Alabama's mediocre 2000s.
Auburn, as a program, solely bases their success on Alabama's program.
Tubbs led the Plainsmen to six consecutive seasons of nine-plus wins from 2002 to 2007. However, those past successes, including being crowned the People's Champ in 2004, had no merit whatsoever when Alabama was resurrected from the dead and order within the state of Alabama was restored.
Auburn started the 2008 season ranked #11 in the AP poll but limped to a 5-7 finish. The Tigers won only two games in SEC play but the real nail in the coffin was Alabama opening up a can of whoop arse in the Iron Bowl and whipping Auburn 36-0.
This post was edited on 8/2/14 at 4:31 pm
Posted on 8/2/14 at 4:31 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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When he loses to Bert, Saban, Richt, Billy Snyd, and Muffins this year?
Sweet thread. Think I'll have a few with ya . . .
Posted on 8/2/14 at 4:43 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Gus' shelf life is somewhere between Tubberville and Bowden
Posted on 8/2/14 at 4:43 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Same time anybody fires their coach -- when it looks like ticket sales might go down.
Posted on 8/2/14 at 4:51 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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When he loses to Bert, Saban, Richt, Billy Snyd, and Muffins this year?
On the flip side, if he wins the SEC again this year they could catch him doing blow on top of the water boys and they'd go, "Oh that Malzahn!"
8 - Oh that Malzahn! is filmed before a live studio audience
Posted on 8/2/14 at 5:06 pm to 14&Counting
This is as good as grindfest 
Posted on 8/2/14 at 5:12 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Posted on 8/2/14 at 5:13 pm to TheJones
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This is as good as grindfest
with the similar inevitable backfiring
love it
Posted on 8/2/14 at 5:17 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
quote:Well since this is Arky fans dream and not reality, I guess it would be after Bert.
When he loses to Bert, Saban, Richt, Billy Snyd, and Muffins this year?
Now back to reality, after which of Arky's 8+ losses is Arky fans going to admit they suck and quit starting these lame threads pretending they are relevant?
Posted on 8/2/14 at 5:19 pm to Rabern57
We may be irrelevant on the field, but on tRant, we're the straw that stirs the drink.
Posted on 8/2/14 at 5:20 pm to Ray Penpillage
straws r ghey
Posted on 8/2/14 at 5:21 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Never
He leaves for NFL after this well played 2 loss season.
He leaves for NFL after this well played 2 loss season.
Posted on 8/2/14 at 5:23 pm to Dirty Whistle
I don't see someone taking a chance on him in the NFL without a few more years at least
Posted on 8/2/14 at 5:27 pm to beaver
It's an idiom, beaver.
Posted on 8/2/14 at 5:27 pm to beaver
Your probably right. If he has a really good year this year I think some shitshow of a team would take a chance on him though. A decent coach doesn't usually do what he did with auburn last year. He good.
Posted on 8/2/14 at 5:28 pm to Ray Penpillage
YOU'RE AN IDIOM
Posted on 8/2/14 at 5:29 pm to beaver
Solid 38000th post.
Posted on 8/2/14 at 5:30 pm to Ray Penpillage
you motherfricker you baited me
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